Iowa Nice is waiting until they leave to talk trash about their entire family.

DC nice is holding a full conversation without acknowledging the evil deeds of the other person’s employer.

I would like to formally apologize to the millennial delegation; I have clearly failed as my child just called the Mighty Morphin dream team the rainbow rangers.

Keeping it a stack if my kid threw a sandwich at the Feds right now I would applaud with far more genuine enthusiasm than I ever have on the sidelines at the soccer field

In case anyone is wondering how my gluten free journey is going I’m still mad.

3. Shut up and dribble

2. Being successful in business means abandoning your humanity and moral compass

Propaganda I’m not falling for: 1. You’re either patriotic OR you care about the vulnerable and oppressed

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Not everything is a valid crashout. Emotional regulation is currency.

Did he have an ETA on that bc… timely and relevant

Hey friends, I know we are only 6 months in, but I just want to remind everyone that voting burns calories and if you do it right - will also increase access to healthcare and improve the quality of your water, environment and food

And if you try to display the aesthetic on the cheap without investing in the quality… *stage whispers* we can tell.

These things are achievable - But I have it on good authority you have to invest at the level in which you expect results

We want a functional society without investing personally in being a good member of it

We want perfect health without investing in sleep or nutrition or physical activity or preventative maintenance

We want the rags to riches story without investing the time energy and effort required to achieve it

We want the relationship goals without investing in becoming the kind of partner anyone would consider a goal

The marketing of ‘quiet luxury’ as a trend attainable through fast fashion with same day free delivery is kind of the perfect allegory for… *gestures broadly*

When people ask me what Sinners is about

Hey guys, the middle schoolers on the soccer field told me Stanley cups are soooo basic and we are on Ello now.
It’s not publicly traded though, so I guess we are just using their old Stanleys buying them new Ellos and being basic.

My point is - hydrate.

Babe, it’s the dystopian future. Wear the damn dress.

Build a reputation so big nobody has to vouch.

Have discovered in the last 15 mins there is a 007 themed spy reality show and also that I need to expatriate, immediately.

Same meal, same price, DCA has entered the chat

Funding seekers are going to have to find compliant terminology that allows organizations to achieve outcomes. Being proactive and diversifying your funding mix is C-R-I-T-I-C-A-L

At this point, no grants have been revoked - but if you’re actively pursuing federal grants over the next few years, it’s probably in your best interest to pay attention.

An alleged NSF list of flagged DEI words that put grant applications at risk has been circulating social media. Applications including these words may violate 47’s Executive Orders, putting those grants at risk.

It’s so much harder to build with integrity and positive intent - but it’s worth the investment. At the end of the day, that clear conscience is going to hit EVERY time. 💜💜

No writer is a failure until they are dead. Full stop. A career in writing is built over decades. It's built like a house, brick by brick, book by book. Not published yet? Emphasis on YET. Book not selling? It's not selling YET. You're only done when you quit.

And I don't think you're ready to quit