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Scattered. lazy. Nice-ish.

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They’re tearing down the parking deck across the railroad tracks. Ratliff says these spots are going, boys and they ain’t coming back.

06.03.2026 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

First time I saw The Apprentice, I thought, "Hopefully someday I will be informed of this man's every bruise or skin condition."

06.03.2026 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 447    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

Destination: Desiccation

03.03.2026 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Source: Winking, lantern kicking cow owned by O'Leary, Catherine (nΓ©e Donegan; March 1827 – July 3, 1895) Chicago, IL

03.03.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

IDN. I like the odds of a movie with both PFT & DDL, directed by PTA
@pftompkins.bsky.social
youtu.be/ho8OObimdtw?...

03.03.2026 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

**to the psych furs**
There's a heartbreak (SNEEZE)
and it feels like (SARS)

03.03.2026 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just sneezed on the beat and the beat got sicker AMA

02.03.2026 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

There's a heartbreak (sneeze) and it feels like (SARS).

03.03.2026 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Evolutionarily sour

03.03.2026 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

meat = lamb?
breading = wheat, barley, spelt, rye or oat? (so, corn-free)
maybe fried in olive oil?
2 please, circumcised or not

03.03.2026 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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AIPAC spent $150k to air an attack ad about 16-year-old me.

03.03.2026 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5938    πŸ” 1258    πŸ’¬ 208    πŸ“Œ 57

So, different that what ever I have. cool.

03.03.2026 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The NYT style guide

02.03.2026 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 8184    πŸ” 3317    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 105

I’m picturing a box of playful kittens on your keyboard. Nice.

02.03.2026 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Congress must be rolling over in their graves right now.

28.02.2026 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2823    πŸ” 489    πŸ’¬ 111    πŸ“Œ 25

new notepad entry: The idea of a parody of the heartbreaking remake of the novelty song. Later, a disco version of that.

28.02.2026 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

youre making a mockery of the fifa peace prize

28.02.2026 12:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1142    πŸ” 170    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

Fetching (as always)! The graphic of the DNA mixed in with the corn is reflecting reality but in a fun way.

27.02.2026 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Similar take on same thought, so Nice! was how I felt.

26.02.2026 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

News you can use, the day after Taco Tues.

26.02.2026 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today it is snowballs. Tomorrow it could be a 12 gauge autoloader, a .45 longslide with laser sighting, an Uzi 9 mm or the phased plasma rifle in the 40 Watt range.
Hey, just what you see, pal. - Statement by Alamo Sport Shop Proprietor

26.02.2026 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today it is snowballs. Tomorrow it could be a 12 gauge autoloader, a .45 longslide with laser sighting, an Uzi 9 mm or the phased plasma rifle in the 40 Watt range.
Hey, just what you see, pal. - Statement by Alamo Sport Shop Proprietor

26.02.2026 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice!
bsky.app/profile/cyde...

26.02.2026 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WHY?Maxxing suits you.

26.02.2026 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you like how I handle this debate, imagine how I’ll handle Republicans in Congress.

26.02.2026 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1341    πŸ” 194    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 8

In season 2, Kevin has a billboard in the opening credits.

26.02.2026 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And scientists are still working on the technology to divide the smallest Taco Bell fart down to medium size

25.02.2026 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Such a good show. I’m totally not crazy to notice a few CBB ish items: multiple versions of monster mash, β€œTwinzzz!” , PFT Santa, the rest.

25.02.2026 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Crime Was Horrific. The Cover-Up Is Shameful. | The Next Level
YouTube video by The Bulwark The Crime Was Horrific. The Cover-Up Is Shameful. | The Next Level

This was so much frickin fun… !
@thebulwark.com
youtu.be/Q-p5rHSxEiU

25.02.2026 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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There will be queso

25.02.2026 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0