prozac princess

i don’t need spotify wrapped i know it’s sabrina

i will never forgive xray school for cockblocking me from the short n sweet tour

somethin bout a buzz cut that just ruins a man

ah yes i love the 5:30 pm total darkness

feeling anxious so i need to take my anxiety meds but then ill be too sleepy and need caffeine and then ill be anxious again do you see my dilemma

when i see a dog walking with a stick in their mouth i’m like hell yeah

my favorite bit is telling patients it’s my first day on the job and they never laugh

please let that mariah carey song die

got a text from a random number saying “hey are you awake yet” and immediately new it was spam bc everyone in my life knows i don’t sleep

i should sell my db tickets i don’t have time for this

i’m gonna be at the end of my rope later tonight if you wanna join

when life gives you oysters, make it your world

have a bad habit of referring to my time at UofA as “real college” and calling my current program “fake college”

i just wanna be eating gyros in greece

pissed i thought yungblud tickets would be like $75

yungblud @ red rocks for $350 🥲 sad

looking at yalls pics like “huh when did you get hot” and it’s just ai

he used to be. literally obsessed with me

stop perpetuating the pink tax and sell me your lychee labubu for face value

i hope Tylenol sues the fuck outta trump

don’t talk to me until i’ve had my morning welly b (wellbutrin)

why are the conservatives so up in arms about autism. like who cares

i hate when i go to work all night in my dream and then i wake up and i gotta go to work

wondering if yungblud and jessie want a third my fiancée won’t mind

i love tolerating lactose

want him bad

“you’re so calm” thanks it takes a lot of meds to keep up this facade

i had a dream i met sombr and he was 6’1” at best

how your email finds me

i wish i could like things the normal amount instead of making it my entire personality