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Reform UK isn’t reforming anything.

They’re recycling the same old betrayal.

Promise cuts.

Deliver hikes.

Blame everyone else.

Miss you Hobie 😔

Yeah apparently if you search for them it even says 'free' but what it means is its free to create it, but you can't HAVE it unless you pay. Microsoft has a tonne of templates so I'm trying some of them. With no photo 😚

By the by, livecareer seem great but they then ask you to sign up for a crazy sub to download the cv you took ages putting together. And they apparently keep taking money even if you cancel!!

Oh yes, so many templates with photos, Nooooooo thank you!

DELICIOUS.

Also I miss the twitter years ago when you could ask a question like that and it would set off a debate amongst loads of people about different cheese use on jacket potatoes.

I think the stinkiness might be a problem. I'm going with red leicester, the Cheddar...is too old.

Would Gruyere work on a jacket potato, do you think?

THANK YOU, good advice. Yes the templates on live career look rather nice. I'm thinking of bunching certain jobs/experience together, I'm now in my 50s so there's a lot to go on there. And bunching qualifications together too. I've never put my NI on a cv!!

YES it does, doesn't it? It's like your mind already lets go of that money so when you get it back it feels like you won something.

Anyone know of any websites with nice CV templates for free?

Not at work, lads.

Not entirely sure I'd be happy with builders/plumbers I'd hired to do a job smoking weed in their break.

So having wet eyes means you actually have dry eyes and need to moisturise them with drops. Right.

Girl standing against wall while other girl puts the bell of a baritone horn over her face. Baritone horn is labeled "Putting AI into every fucking thing imaginable", while the girl against the wall is labeled "People who never asked" and the other girl is labeled "Big Companies"

Evergreen meme.

Sainsbury's Taste the difference chocolate and pistachio batons taste of...nothing. Or as MrP says, the taste is 'far away'.

Off they go

Oh god I cannot stand them. Size plus erratic flying 😱

Now we just need to encourage all our young people to actually vote at elections.

She is ridiculously perky. I do love her.

YouTube video by Green Party of England & Wales Let's Make Hope Normal Again - Green Party Political Broadcast

This is the first party political broadcast in a very long time that understands the trouble we’re in.

Great job @zackpolanski.bsky.social 💚

youtu.be/qxt4HCjd7VA

She's the comedy relief in every concert.

Lots of crazy wind here, and there's a MASSIVE firework display going on. Wtf?

Absolutely.

GLORIOUS.

I just crushed up 2 Digestive biscuits, melted a bit of butter, mixed it and ate it. Adult, free will.

One of my favourites. Happy every time I see it.

Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?” Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.” Snowy is very excited about the drink he has found.