Open Doorley Fedless Forceman

Controversial maybe but I can't help but think it's better to not be miserable whenever possible

Met a friend's husband today and he's an unbelievable jerkface, very glad to not be married rn

He has gotten over $38 billion in Federal funding and was fined half a million dollars for almost 800 environmental violations in Nevada.

I am glad the Republicans have finally found an adversary that will defeat them (themselves).

News Article Millionaire CEO Warns US Economic Situation Could Lead to Revolution PUBLISHED NOV 07, 2025 AT 09:40 AM EST

They scared.

Organize your community and state.

When we fight, we win.

Made a mistake writing on a Manila envelope and need to go by a bottle of Beige-Out™

I haven't checked this but Walt Goggins is Gary Busey's son, right?

The days of wine and rose allergies

Excellent amendment

Which will increase US gas prices by about 1%

I call the pope Pmax to connect to the youths

After zipping through popes at a rapid clip, it'll be a while before we trust a Pmax is here to stay

... Which it was just caught lying about

Target is now requiring its employees to smile more As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.

Target is now requiring its employees to smile more

Praying for him, if you will

"I can't tell you how many gay men I've met because of this coat"

I think I'll begin issuing arrest warrants for people I don't like

The Supreme Court is starving or poorest children

I don't want her to be threatened to show business, it should be her choice

I blur my cat's face in all our photos so nobody will recognize her

They literally had to sue ICE just to get them to read their emails from congressmembers

At last the Muppets are mic-ed well

Accidentally asked somebody if they are Jewish this week, Which since I really don't seem Jewish, I try to not do, but sometimes it's very hard because I have impulse control problems when it comes to being friendly on the bus. Anyway, sorry, Ari

MY doogs, I just ate some cookie dough and it was incredible

I do wonder what was going through his mind. Did he think it was a nerve gas attack?

Where the song cuts out is exactly when they seamlessly begin playing Say It Ain't So

say it ain't so

I like The Cars and Weezer exactly the same amount because I don't actually view them as different

Why is he always surrounded by shiny-fleshed lizard men