Left the ambulance keys in the er 3 hours away 😰 my boss is beyond livid right now. I just need a brain today

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I feel the urge to cause mayhem today

You’re right lack of sleep I really should sleep ALL day tomorrow 😇

I think today’s headache is no food, and lack of sleep

Its been a rough fucking day

As long as it’s yours and not mine 😇😇

I have no idea what you’re talking about I am absolutely an angel!!!

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Excuse me we both know I’m an angel!!!

Spencer……. Don’t make me say words that will get me in trouble meanie

You’re the best❤️

Very nice but no thank you my bottom would not enjoy this

Being sick is for the birds

I have zero motivation to do the things I need to get done today but that all need to get done today 🤔

Should I be doing something productive? Yes. Am I going to NOPE

I have a feeling I’ll be in trouble by the end of today

I’ve heard a lot of good things about this party. I’m going this year to try and get back into going to national events. It seems to have a lot of people attending. Hope to see you there!!

Only 9 more hours 🫩

I feel a tantrum brewing and it’s going to be a major one

I don’t want to be an adult today 🫠

I think I’m busy today 😬😬

I mean it could’ve been 🤷‍♀️

Umm no ma’am this was a misprint

I really have to stop saying getting gas is a problem for future me because future me doesn’t have time to deal with past me’s procrastination 🫠

School starts again today now to go after my Advanced EMT then Paramedic and last flight medic. Time to have a great semester

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Took a nice long break to focus on school. Happy to say I finish my EMT program at the top of my class in just two short weeks 😬 ready to be certified and continue on to get my paramedic degree