@curioetclarus.bsky.social
Old necro with the exploding corpse gag that will never die
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11.11.2025 19:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thank you for your service as well, sir!
11.11.2025 19:35 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Portland does seem to have disdain for veterans, I experienced the most apathetic people in the chains of command there.
www.koin.com/news/portlan...
Bert and Ernie in Birdcage.
09.11.2025 23:17 β π 119 π 5 π¬ 4 π 3Get. Upset.
09.11.2025 07:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The shame is buried deep
09.11.2025 06:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hi Bluesky,
God just needs 17k followers to hit 600k. And then 66k more after that to hit 666k. That will be funny.
Thanks,
God
#SNAP #SHUTDOWN
09.11.2025 03:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mood.
Some people haven't received positive reinforcement, and it shows.
They are mad at the word:
Coexist
I do try
07.11.2025 22:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ewww, the implications
THE IMPLICATIONS
"What happens if we drug grandpa just enough to appear awake?"
07.11.2025 18:34 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Best broadcaster voice:
The giants have won the superbowl, the Yankees beat the socks in the worlds series wildcard to become Champions and Cuomo is moving out
NEW YORK:
Whodathought
05.11.2025 08:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0GTFO CUOMO
05.11.2025 08:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can hear this in my head
05.11.2025 07:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0F*ck the corpos, shop local!
05.11.2025 05:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you steal $500, they wanna cut off your hand.
If you steal $500,000,000, they wanna sell you some land.
*klan
03.11.2025 10:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0NYC is going to have the world's biggest media-manufactured crime panic in history the second Mamdani is elected. They aren't even going to wait until he is inaugurated. Whether or not you like the guy, you need to start preparing now for the fire hose of disinformation that is about to activate.
02.11.2025 23:19 β π 14476 π 3558 π¬ 259 π 204And it shows.
02.11.2025 22:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Typically, a #fascist, #authoritarian, #regime, will want to know ALL it's enemies. As you tread do so with these words of advice from a wise person, long ago:
"Walk softly, but carry a big stick."
This is them, this is exactly what I see when I think #nazi
For the first 10 people to reply here with a verification that you donated at least $20 to a food bank, Iβll give you a paid subscription of The Film Maven for a full year
31.10.2025 00:05 β π 54 π 29 π¬ 6 π 0'bustin makes me feel good'
31.10.2025 00:24 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They lack the capacity for empathy
31.10.2025 00:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0