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Well I need investigating, I only use or eat unsalted butter, because of high blood pressure.

Unsalted butter is generally a better choice for managing blood pressure compared to salted butter. The primary reason is sodium content: unsalted butter contains only about 2 milligrams of sodium per tablespoon, whereas salted butter can have 50 to 100 milligrams per tablespoon.

I hope you're wrong, as it scares the shit out of me to think they'll win.

For a moment there, I thought you shared the same birthday as me. I'm 8 years ahead of you as from today.

Hey hello

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Unless flat packed furniture gives you the horn. Each to their own I guess.

I don't suggest having a wank in Ikea though, might raise some eyebrows.

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Farage: epic grifter

Monster Beef 🤔 and yes, that's me.

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Farage still trying to cause a fight where there isn't one because most people are decent which he fucking hates.

wish my duvet set came with that thick piece as well

I did that once, it stuck in my throat.

🤔 Double penetration? Poor Devon.

I doubt a bot could fake such a big thick cock.

I thought you were top.

wow, you've got a big foot.

I spent almost 25 years in state education, not as a teacher but in a behind the scenes support role in IT. Believe me, I wouldn't teach for any amount of money. The behaviour of children steadily got worse over the years, saw many teachers quit.

Changing the subject entirely, but I'm surprised you haven't mentioned that it's the longest day and the nights will start drawing in, Christmas is x amount of weeks away and so on.

oh dear, better put some cream on it then.

Really? What prize do I win? Can I play with that joystick your gripping in the pic? Looks like you’re engrossed in some intense game.

In the picture? Early 30s, now, I’d say 47.

it is but just be careful your neighbour doesn't spray weed killer on it, like she did with your bedding.

I hope you’ve applied for planning permission to the council for your erection.

Trump and Zelensky at the Pope's Funeral

"So disrespectful, why don't you wear a black suit Donald?"

Such a handsome fella.