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Pokes abs.

"Nice."

Chuckles.

" Just having fun. "

@tankhero.bsky.social

Shoves a finger into the energy core of her Particle Cannon.

"Tickles."

Losing balance and falling on his ass, he pulls a sedative from his pocket, consuming it through the gasmask.

"Looking for work."

Nods, grabs shotgun.

"Got healing?"

He asked preemptively. It was a good idea to make sure his grenates were still on him.

Grunts.

"Pretty."

Unsure if this is about her or the flowers.

"No."

He twists his hand, turning the point duel into a handshake.

"I'm Roadhog."

@thelonevendetta.bsky.social

Hooks her closer, then offers a bouquet of flowers made of scrap metal.

Pokes her poking hand.

"Sharp nails."

@inmysites.bsky.social

Hooks the old man to an alley in Kings Row, before an explosion gets to him.

"Faster this way."

Once all the sec is dealt with, hook right to the omnic.

"We talk."

Grunts.

Pokes abs.

Pokes cheek.

@iris-embracer.bsky.social

Hooks the omnic, holds him down. Then lifts him up to see eye to eye.

"Non - aggression pact."

Hugs the omnic, patting him in the back strongly, several times.

Para pat pat pat pat.

Oink.

Naughty.

𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆 | 𝑺𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒑𝒍𝒖𝒈

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° 𝑳𝒆𝒘𝒅 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒅 — 𝑺𝑭𝑾

° 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒔

° 𝑩𝒊𝒔𝒆𝒙𝒖𝒂𝒍 — 𝑺𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉

° #OWRP – #BSRP

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𝑹𝑬𝑻𝑾𝑬𝑬𝑻 \ 𝑳𝑰𝑲𝑬

Stealing is fun.

Stealing moderately is.

Moderately fun.

Places roast back in table.

Picks one bit instead.

That's not a no.

Just hungry.

sTEALS ROASTED HOG—

Lifts mask a bit.

Spits tooth.

"Understandable."

-50 HP!

Oinks in pain.

"Uncalled for."

Stealing bananas is a fear tactic.

Waves.

Unfazed, shoves the hook below the mask to use as toothpick.

"Medium? Rare?"

Eating popcorn while everyone is stealing more bananas from Zarya.