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Andrea

@theandreak.bsky.social

I join stuff and then forget to use it.

129 Followers  |  122 Following  |  208 Posts  |  Joined: 22.07.2023  |  1.9384

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"An escalator can never break..." 🎀: Mitch Hedberg #shorts
YouTube video by Comedy Central Stand-Up "An escalator can never break..." 🎀: Mitch Hedberg #shorts

Any reason to share Mitch Hedberg!

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23.09.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess then they'll do fillers. 🀦

Like, people can do what they want, obviously, but under going procedures to keep up with fads seems exhausting to me.

05.08.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OMG, face exercises. I hate missing my typos. 🀦

01.08.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Must have been IG because I'm on FB very very rarely. I usually tune out the ads but this one was so egregious with the fat face nonsense that I couldn't look away.

01.08.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was just fed an ad for an app with have exercises to get rid of your face fat and I hate everything.

01.08.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

So majestic!

31.07.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I did not square dance and can do my taxes.

I think we're on to something.

30.07.2025 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Did I drill into the wall, hit the wire, and kill power to a room in my house? I sure did.

28.07.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've looked in the laundry room, a bag of misc stuff, my junk drawers, & the last place I know I used them. Which is the same place I know I had my missing Capital One card - my home office.

I either have a vortex in there or a ghost that likes trinkets. Either way, it's driving me nuts!

27.07.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you were my needle nose pliers, where would you be?

27.07.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I watched South Park this morning for the first time in years. Best use of my time, really. πŸ˜‚

24.07.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so happy with it!!

23.07.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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My 74 year old Mom painted this for me and I'm not even embarrassed. I'm happy she loves me.

But I love this so much that now I want to paint more walls. But I'm very very not do it myself. I get excited, I start it, I get bored, it never gets done.

23.07.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm gonna need to go into Phoenix to witness this greatness.

07.07.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can you save these to YouTube or host them privately for people to watch when their schedules allow?

04.07.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I get dragged down into sadness and it takes me too long to get out. Not that angry is that good but it's safer for me.

And we all need to recognize what's best for us during this. πŸ’œ

14.06.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I'm too angry to be sad. I'm just so fucking angry.

14.06.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When we have the Homeland Security Secretary say in a press conference that they'll liberate our cities and states from the crazy left, this is what you get.

14.06.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you're going to a protest today please be safe. I'm seeing that governors are saying it's ok to run over protestors. Be loud, be fierce, be safe.

14.06.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Had my last appointment today with the radiation oncologist.

I never have to go into this building again.

Clap and cheer!

02.06.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I could NOT wipe the smile off my face and I cried happy tears when talking to my sister afterward.

So close to no more pokes and prods!!! 🀞🏻🀞🏻🀞🏻

#breastcancer

27.05.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

After dealing w/2x a year mammograms & sitting in a room waiting on the results since 2020 I cannot express how much relief I felt this morning when the words "screening mammogram" were used & after the last yoga pose in the machine I heard "OK, you're done! You'll get your results in the mail!"

27.05.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sunrise in the desert.

Hiked with friends this morning, which is always lovely.

26.05.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Will do, lovely!! πŸ’œ

15.05.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently it's lazy to not wear makeup and now I'm done online for today.

14.05.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gus says hi!

14.05.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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What is your reaction to this paragraph?

11.05.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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What do you mean "what if?"

06.05.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here's some baby toes for you.

27.04.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Season 2, episode 3.

27.04.2025 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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