Bobby Silverman

no, I agree!

no lies spotted

guilty until proven innocent seems wise

I feel like a real rube for not realizing some Substacks are fucking ghostwritten. But of course they are nymag.com/intelligence...

I'm stealing a @davidjroth.bsky.social bar here, but Trump doesn't have plans—he barely has an agenda. For his entire life, he's scrambled from one greasy hustle to the next, vomiting up lies/declaring victory when shit invariably goes south, leaving other ppl to clean up the mess he's left behind.

Trump has precisely one move in his bag and it's saying "I win" and running away when shit hits the fan

the Jets and Vikings duking it out for washed QBs really is something

Ben is close to achieving his final form (Maggie's nemesis/evil baby)

Brendel, it says it's *dirty*. That could mean unclean or (shudder) perverted. I need a little more reassurance before bringing such a volatile item into the comfort and safety of my own home

It is wild that ANYBODY fell for Mike Benz’s shtick but people listen to what they want to hear

I think this is about the temperature but honestly it works for decades as well

Me sewing: Yeah, gonna start running. I got some running shoes and everything. Going to start at a super-easy level, via some running website. Let's go

Me reaping: fuck this shit!

The DOJ released evidence, which the FBI deemed credible, that the President of the United States sexually and physically assaulted a 13 year old girl AND she was afraid to talk about it because Trump would kill her—and it’s somehow not the biggest scandal in American history?

"It's not going to change the price of the pump, because guess what? The US, we don't get any oil anymore out of the Strait of Hormuz," Secretary of the Interior Doug Burgum, considered one of the administration's leading voices on energy, said last fall. www.businessinsider.com/trump-energy...

Guy Fieri really needs to explain how the tournament of champions chef rankings are determined. Bc it all seems quite arbitrary. @kenpom.com please help the producers out

as god intended

she's a blithering idiot and a professional liar. But that is what she meant.

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Not really. Bartiromo included the draft in a laundry list of worries and Leavitt threw out her usual line about all options being on the table. But Leavitt was clearly referencing boots on the ground, not the draft. A smart opposition party (lol) would be grabbing mics and screaming "DRAFT" rn

luckily, both Nellie and Bari qualify

Fuzzy memories and hard facts: An SC accuser's claims against Epstein, Trump examined An alleged victim of Jeffrey Epstein gave FBI agents true accounts of her time growing up in SC. Claims she made about Donald Trump remain unsubstantiated.

Breaking: SC newspaper verifies portions of Trump accuser's story. Textbook journalism. Local journalism. Support your local news outlets. www.postandcourier.com/news/epstein...

it's like if you made 1990s Pete Vescey read Camp of the Saints

I feel like he's heard that term quite recently

That's why I voted for him. Unfortunately, I didn't think he'd start killing the stars in *my* galaxy

Attacks on Desalination Drag Water Supplies Into the War With Iran Bahrain, which says Iran damaged a plant, is among the Gulf countries that depend heavily on purified seawater.

Gulf countries get up to 90% of their drinking water from desalinization. If this becomes A Thing we are looking at death on a horrific scale, almost immediately

well sure. That would've been a terrible name for a hero

Luke... Starkiller?

In other words Trump-Netanyahu have effectively carried out massive uncontained poison gas attacks on Tehran and its people.

Reluctantly crouched at the starting line.