I feel like DJ has one sorta-bounceback year left in him--in the time-honored tradition of "problematic" WRs--before turning into waiver-wire fodder in yr fantasy league
05.03.2026 19:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I feel like DJ has one sorta-bounceback year left in him--in the time-honored tradition of "problematic" WRs--before turning into waiver-wire fodder in yr fantasy league
05.03.2026 19:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Markwayne was let go in the aftermath of The Loni Anderson Incident, the details of which were kept under court seal following the settlement agreement
05.03.2026 19:07 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Heβs the kind of guy who gets mad when you say Taylor Swift put Travis Kelce on the map. His porn is probably just the Green M&M before she lost her high heels. www.patreon.com/posts/140388...
05.03.2026 19:03 β π 18 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0If that fuckplane could talk...
05.03.2026 18:59 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0it is kinda wild to me how most Republicans in Congress almost got themselves lynched running their mouths about 2020, and proceeded to forget all about it roughly 3 hours later
05.03.2026 18:57 β π 452 π 88 π¬ 6 π 3
it is 1986. I'm at the San Diego Ideas Festival
It is 2026. I'm at the San Diego Ideas Festival
I'd guess it's b/c rw voters themselves either are or would like to be overtly, obscenely self-serving sociopaths
05.03.2026 18:02 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Conspiracy theories about Jeffrey Epstein have been in circulation for what feels like ages. But advances in AI image generation tools have taken things to another level.
We looked at how AI images were used to promote fake claims on the back of the "Epstein Files"
openmeasures.io/ai-images-ep...
(Yes, the fourth season was uh not good. But goddamnit I need to know how this ends)
05.03.2026 17:41 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My soul is ready. Where are my The Boys heads at? #BoysHive rise up www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNQb...
05.03.2026 17:39 β π 14 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Seeing the photos of Bremer strollng around the Green Zone circa 2003 in crisp blue suit and yet insisting on wearing military issue combat boots is when I realized this was going to be *bad* bad. Trump will probably insist Cain show up to Tehran in his Superman costume
05.03.2026 16:36 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Just the executive chairman of defense tech company Anduril trying to buy Wired, cool cool cool.
05.03.2026 05:52 β π 388 π 160 π¬ 13 π 25Sir, I was an esteemed graduate of the Funny Voice And/Or Hat School Of Acting
05.03.2026 06:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0the one-scene cameo he has in Smokin' Aces (godawful, do not watch) is when I realized Bateman's happiest and at his best playing total dirtbags
05.03.2026 06:21 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Ah. Carry on, then
05.03.2026 05:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Do I want to know which mushbrained centrist youβre referring to?
05.03.2026 05:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
SKIP
SKEEEEEEEEEEIP
stfu man
okay, but if The White Lotus's writers don't jump on this...
05.03.2026 03:34 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0alternate headline: The U.S. Nazi Party started a group chat for young Nazis and the young Nazis began doing Nazi shit
05.03.2026 03:18 β π 93 π 32 π¬ 2 π 0you hear it
05.03.2026 00:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sup
04.03.2026 23:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yes?
04.03.2026 23:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0In AP U.S. Gov't, I wrote a paper on the history of Kurdish persecution in Turkey/Iraq/Iran. This was prior to the first Gulf War. I titled the paper "The Kurds and Their Way," and got docked half a grade point for, per my teacher, a "godawful pun"
04.03.2026 23:18 β π 113 π 8 π¬ 5 π 1you're thinking of the Phils
04.03.2026 22:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Men, what's stopping you from pitching like this
04.03.2026 22:55 β π 12 π 3 π¬ 5 π 4online MAGA men are falling for the AI creation "Jessica Foster," who is a combination US Army adviser to Trump and foot fetish model. The character already has nearly a million Instagram followers.
04.03.2026 22:45 β π 2278 π 381 π¬ 270 π 481
βͺNever count out Ta'abbud Tom
(moving his flag football/sportswashing boondoggle to the US from Saudi Arabia to the U.S. because of, you know, the war) t.co/K2yYQutDxg
No, they're just diversifying their portfolio
04.03.2026 20:30 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0more of an Olde English 800 man m'self
04.03.2026 20:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0