Bobby Silverman

I think this is about the temperature but honestly it works for decades as well

Me sewing: Yeah, gonna start running. I got some running shoes and everything. Going to start at a super-easy level, via some running website. Let's go

Me reaping: fuck this shit!

The DOJ released evidence, which the FBI deemed credible, that the President of the United States sexually and physically assaulted a 13 year old girl AND she was afraid to talk about it because Trump would kill her—and it’s somehow not the biggest scandal in American history?

"It's not going to change the price of the pump, because guess what? The US, we don't get any oil anymore out of the Strait of Hormuz," Secretary of the Interior Doug Burgum, considered one of the administration's leading voices on energy, said last fall. www.businessinsider.com/trump-energy...

Guy Fieri really needs to explain how the tournament of champions chef rankings are determined. Bc it all seems quite arbitrary. @kenpom.com please help the producers out

as god intended

she's a blithering idiot and a professional liar. But that is what she meant.

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Not really. Bartiromo included the draft in a laundry list of worries and Leavitt threw out her usual line about all options being on the table. But Leavitt was clearly referencing boots on the ground, not the draft. A smart opposition party (lol) would be grabbing mics and screaming "DRAFT" rn

luckily, both Nellie and Bari qualify

Fuzzy memories and hard facts: An SC accuser's claims against Epstein, Trump examined An alleged victim of Jeffrey Epstein gave FBI agents true accounts of her time growing up in SC. Claims she made about Donald Trump remain unsubstantiated.

Breaking: SC newspaper verifies portions of Trump accuser's story. Textbook journalism. Local journalism. Support your local news outlets. www.postandcourier.com/news/epstein...

it's like if you made 1990s Pete Vescey read Camp of the Saints

I feel like he's heard that term quite recently

That's why I voted for him. Unfortunately, I didn't think he'd start killing the stars in *my* galaxy

Attacks on Desalination Drag Water Supplies Into the War With Iran Bahrain, which says Iran damaged a plant, is among the Gulf countries that depend heavily on purified seawater.

Gulf countries get up to 90% of their drinking water from desalinization. If this becomes A Thing we are looking at death on a horrific scale, almost immediately

well sure. That would've been a terrible name for a hero

Luke... Starkiller?

In other words Trump-Netanyahu have effectively carried out massive uncontained poison gas attacks on Tehran and its people.

Reluctantly crouched at the starting line.

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Dracula who could credibly be a moody star wide receiver who's angling for a trade

It's expressed more subtly in Imperial Bedroom, aside from the album title, which is about as explicit as you can get

Amazing

If only more people had read Greil Marcus on Elvis Costello in 1980!

*Cam Payne headcover

Leaving aside the fact that he's conflating Iran and Palestine--gee, I wonder why--killing defenseless children is very bad. What monstrous country would do such a thing. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

We don’t need talkers right now. We need fighters.

And no matter how many times they knock me down, I’ll get back up and fight with you. Every. Single. Time.

How Elon Musk’s Sci-Fi Hyperloop Failed Before his misadventures in government efficiency, Musk promised to revolutionize commuting with a subway that would speed passengers between DC and Baltimore in a matter of minutes. The project was a...

A year long investigation into the Hyperloop found …

“The truth was far simpler, far dumber, and far more prescient: Musk and his lieutenants truly had no idea what they were doing.”

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This is the archive I was looking for. (Jim Carrey refused to wear these in The Mask.)
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