Sir, I was an esteemed graduate of the Funny Voice And/Or Hat School Of Acting
05.03.2026 06:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sir, I was an esteemed graduate of the Funny Voice And/Or Hat School Of Acting
05.03.2026 06:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0the one-scene cameo he has in Smokin' Aces (godawful, do not watch) is when I realized Bateman's happiest and at his best playing total dirtbags
05.03.2026 06:21 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Ah. Carry on, then
05.03.2026 05:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Do I want to know which mushbrained centrist youβre referring to?
05.03.2026 05:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
SKIP
SKEEEEEEEEEEIP
stfu man
okay, but if The White Lotus's writers don't jump on this...
05.03.2026 03:34 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0alternate headline: The U.S. Nazi Party started a group chat for young Nazis and the young Nazis began doing Nazi shit
05.03.2026 03:18 β π 89 π 31 π¬ 2 π 0you hear it
05.03.2026 00:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sup
04.03.2026 23:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yes?
04.03.2026 23:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0In AP U.S. Gov't, I wrote a paper on the history of Kurdish persecution in Turkey/Iraq/Iran. This was prior to the first Gulf War. I titled the paper "The Kurds and Their Way," and got docked half a grade point for, per my teacher, a "godawful pun"
04.03.2026 23:18 β π 112 π 8 π¬ 5 π 1you're thinking of the Phils
04.03.2026 22:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Men, what's stopping you from pitching like this
04.03.2026 22:55 β π 12 π 3 π¬ 5 π 4online MAGA men are falling for the AI creation "Jessica Foster," who is a combination US Army adviser to Trump and foot fetish model. The character already has nearly a million Instagram followers.
04.03.2026 22:45 β π 2210 π 363 π¬ 262 π 455
βͺNever count out Ta'abbud Tom
(moving his flag football/sportswashing boondoggle to the US from Saudi Arabia to the U.S. because of, you know, the war) t.co/K2yYQutDxg
No, they're just diversifying their portfolio
04.03.2026 20:30 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0more of an Olde English 800 man m'self
04.03.2026 20:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
"Daryl, it's Isaac. Yeah a mutual friend passed along your number."
The friend:
folk's,,,,,,
04.03.2026 19:35 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The Torment Nexus isn't going to invent itself, you know
04.03.2026 19:23 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0oh shit
04.03.2026 19:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"Sochan can function as a small-ball five" is your "we will be greeted as liberators"
04.03.2026 18:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0if you want to get historical, it rhymes with what certain Germans said after World War I and the Treaty of Versailles
04.03.2026 16:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0either that or a Jet. Seems rude imo
04.03.2026 16:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I think we met covering the Thabo Sefolosha trial five mins after this pic was taken
04.03.2026 16:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I can bring snacks
04.03.2026 16:06 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It feels like he's consistently beating guys off the dribble--and not just when centers defend him--for the first time all season.
04.03.2026 03:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βNone of them do what their own voters already believe: this war is wrong, the justification is a lie, and it should stop. But the question the public is already answering is βshould this be happening at all?ββ
04.03.2026 01:56 β π 189 π 33 π¬ 3 π 0UNLEASH HIM
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