JayTheTerrible

I feel called out.

Since 1992 the Smash Martians have been quiet.

Too quiet.

I have new flatmates!
Introducing Buck & Wilma.

#SchniderSkinks

Not the Christmas Special?

Bent MPs. "The scale of the proposed solar plant means it is not safe nor fair. This is on agricultural land and its loss would be wrong."

At least we have suspicions as to who is taking a back-hander from the non-renewable energy firms.

So it occurs to me that being frozen in carbonite halts the degradation of organic matter. If I were to be frozen in that way I'd take a cheese sarni with me. That way, when I'm unfrozen, sure temp blindness and sickness, but hey on the plus side I have a cheese sarni.
This is my mind.

Oh no Odo.
😭

There was a wet thumping sound as a one meter high rabbit god hit the wall behind the party. The wall buckled slightly.

"Right," wheezed Vixian slowly as it slid down the wall and collapsed on the ground, "I think I softened him up. Off you go."

Legend in the Mist antics.

"Yeah," Vixian, the rabbit god stated to the party," that's him alright. Okay, I'll sort him out, you lot back me up." Like a blur, Vixian shot towards the nearest of the two battling figures.

@thetweedmeister.bsky.social

Harpy Birthday

Hungry Horace.

A short poem about getting out of bed:

No.

I may have misheard the title.

Getting mythology wrong is one of my Achilles larynx's.

Over the years I've learned that people don't like to hold hands in public. Especially if they don't know me.

Well, thanks to another misunderstanding I'm now banned from Sainsbury's.

It had to be done, please forgive me, Son of Oak...

#SonOfOak
#LegendInTheMist

You played a robot in the con game i ran i seem to remember. Then again, it was Mutant Mechatron ^^

So this is how our Robot Overlords set our demise in motion... with a bang and a whimper.

So my call of cthulhu gaslight era character died last night after travelling 3 days into the past using a scarab ring magic item. I wrote a finale for him, as his last words were "Alfred...Telegram...Magpie."

#CallOfCthulhu

We should encourage the use of the phrase "This is a waste of my medication" at work meetings.

I was going to share some wisdom from Ranma 1/2 but I refuse to panda to the masses.

Devil's Dandy Dogs needs more Internet love. It is by far the most underrated game. I've never had a group who didnt want more after the first session.

Possible name Ken-taur-bury. Kentaurbury Tails.

You could keep it in the fridge Paul.

Hello. My name is Jay and I may be addicted to Noted Aromas 5ml tester bottles as I've just ordered my 20th.

Chat-up lines that don't work: #43

"Hey, did you fall from heaven? Cos' it looks like you hit everything on the way down."

(Apologies, I'm in a very 1970's mood today. Normal service will resume once we figure out what "normal" is.)