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‘thirty to forty feral hogs’ in the style of a mamdani campaign poster. the italicized ‘for’ forms part of the ‘forty.’ yes i know it was 30-50, work with me here

Toad spins around, dizzy, head hurting. From "The Story" In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*

“I hope that if I bang my head against the wall, it will help me to think of a story,” said Toad.

You could rewrite the fairy tale so that every time the guy asks, the lady says, "Actually, if I untie the ribbon, my whole-ass head falls off and rolls away, and I die," and the rest of it would play out exactly the same.

Ouroboros can have a little ouroboros as a treat It’s a picture of a snake eating its own tail a symbol know as the ouroboros! #flatcircle #time

treat yo self!!!

Out here trying to attract a Great White by chumming the water with mortadella and cornichons. Y'know...sharkuterie.

Stockard Channing Tatum O'Neal Patrick Harrison Ford Maddox Ford Mustang Sally Field of Dreams

I'm in the market for a beautiful Italian sandwich that will fix my life

"Paul, you talk a big game for somebody who is contractually obligated to take whatever it is I'm making over here and put it into his mouth."

Torso to headshot of Spider-Man, who is hanging from the top of the panel looking forward at something and observing, “This is bad.“

Thank you so much! I'm really glad you enjoyed it, and truly appreciate the encouragement.

@sjfry.bsky.social I just read your story in Hope. It is wonderful. Really wonderful. Well done. Write more.

And welcome to Canada. (If it’s only been a short while.)

Search For Self Called Off After 38 Years

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Seven Bar Jokes Involving Grammar and Punctuation 1. A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves. 2. A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartende...

"The bar was walked into by the passive voice."

Many if not most "this needs a series comma" examples need something other than a series comma, but this one's totally 👨🏼‍🍳💋.

Slightly diminish a band:

Barely Naked Ladies

Tolkien: think of it! gollum in a series of exciting, sexy adventures!
Tolkien: each more sexy than the last!
Tolkien: kicking ass and taking names!
Tolkien: slaying orcs and bedding sexy ladies with big hairy feet!

Fair.

Thanks so much, hope you enjoy

My first published story is in this! You should buy it and read it, whoever you are.

HOPE: The Thing With Feathers Now available! HOPE: The Thing With Feathers Stories to bring hope in dark times. Inspired by Emily Dickinson’s famous poem, these stories each have a feather motif and a hopeful positive end…

That HOPE you were looking for?
It's here!
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"Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams to find that he'd been transformed into a pert small-town New England barista named Cathy secretly in love with a lumberjack named Heath."

Post Malone ergo Propter Malone

Hello there, you tried to write "queue" when you should written "cue" and you spelled it "que."

Credit whete it's due, that's not two pictures of the same person. It's the same picture twice.

I hear Spewbacca has a real shot at this title this year.

The Path She Sings - PSYCHOPOMP.COM When the cold mist comes with its needle-fine teeth, you must lie very, very still. You must close your eyes […]

FFer Read of the Day: "The Path She Sings" by @vanessafogg.bsky.social in @thedeadlands.com

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