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Kash's FBI obviously can't investigate the material uncovered in the Epstein Files until there's a true crime podcast about it...

True, but you're a rising SF star and a wonderful satirist. There'll be people looking to pick you soon I'm sure

Does Murderbot make you want to do Service Model as a limited series?eh? eh? 👀

They might even want to stop unaliving material witnesses

Making sure we know he's corrupt is part of the joy of it for him

For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again

So long as it upsets Libs he'll stay in power. That's all these people truly care about

Microsoft Stock Takes Most Massive Single-Day Loss Since Pandemic as Its AI Efforts Flail Microsoft suffered a historic stock plunge in its stock price as it struggles to convince investors of its AI spending spree.

We're at the beginning of the bubble bursting.
MS actually EXCEEDED revenue expectations, it's AI division is what missed targets

futurism.com/future-socie...

Did it smoosh its face on the glass?

Oh boy is it going to hit hard given everything at the moment

I was telling one of my kids that it was physically impossible for an ad to play between songs on any of the records I own, and they asked "and you only have to pay for it once?" and you could see how strange that seemed. You cannot overstate how many basic rules of media consumption have changed.

She's not even as good at it as Potatomort was

Wine is like taco bell in that the best time to consume it is at 3am whilst crying.

All those beef wellingtons

It's hard to be a Secret Gestapo if people keep recording and publishing what you're doing 🤷

So it's working as intended as a revenue source

Participation Trophy President

Sad that it isn't... but it is more fun when you spot bloopers!

Some of us still even go to live theater

When you need to prove your alpha male straightness by just gobbling balls for breakfast and letting the milk dribble down your chin...

"Secret police" is often misunderstood to mean a force that operates covertly, with all their operations secret.

But a secret police force's actions are often public. The secret part is hiding their identities, because they're breaking laws to hurt politically disfavored people, and fear reprisals.

Whether it’s Democrats putting their pronouns in email signatures or Republicans shooting and killing unarmed drivers, both sides have taken actions that the other side finds threatening.

Much like the Epstein Files, it could be some OTHER Donald Trump

This feels like something Cory Doctorow specifically warned us about

Well, it's not Australia. He's just stated he's taking the $40b down-payment on the subs and giving us the middle finger in exchange .

Cool to know we just pissed away $40,000,000,000

@mhdksafa for the record: cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people either (from 2023)

Keating spoke a lot of sense. People just didn't like that he was a smug cockhead about it...

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