Player313

Bruh, wtf?

Guy holding a gas can in one hand and a lit lighter in the other saying “I hate this place, we should burn it man!” Image Source: “Another Five Nights (Remastered)” by JT Music.

Me when the entire Discover Feed is literally nothing but Political Slop, Sports Slop, Naked Men, Fat Furry Art, Diaper Fetish, The exact same “Save this poor dog/cat” scam link 20 times in a row, etc., despite clicking “Show less like this” on every single one of those posts:

A screenshot of my Play Activity on the Nintendo Store App, featuring over 1000 hours of YouTube on Switch, over 500 hours for YouTube on Wii U and over 100 hours for YouTube on 3DS.

Over 1050 hours of Play Time for YouTube on the Nintendo Switch.

Over 600 hours of Play Time for YouTube on the Wii U.

Over 200 hours of Play Time for YouTube on the 3DS.

Damn.

I swear to Arceus if they’ve all already been scalped again by the time I get there…

Slime Rancher 2 and Hyper Team Recon released on the same day?

Makeship Cocoa Rabi-Ribi Plush and an actual orange cat sitting next to each other.

Orange Cats.

Sonic the Hedgehog x The Battle Cats collab banner.

I wonder how many people are going to start playing Battle Cats because of the Sonic collab…

Pro-Tip: Do NOT spend Cat Food unless it says “100% Uber Super Rare” which usually happens towards the end of the event so grind as much as possible until then…

I learned that the hard way when I started.

A collection of Skylanders figurines lined up in a row with a copy of Skylanders Giants for the Nintendo Wii behind them. The figurines from left to right are: Dark Wildfire, Legendary Jawbreaker, Boom Bloom, Enchanted Elven Forest, Hammer Slam Bowser, Dark Turbo Charge Donkey Kong, Legendary Light Creation Crystal, Dark Creation Crystal and Gnarly Tree Rex.

My Skylanders hyperfixation came back and it lead me to making some terrible financial decisions.

Muse Dash on a Steam Deck. Last Played: Today Play Time: 100 hours Achievements: 39/39

100 hours in Muse Dash and I still suck at it.

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MissingNo. in Skullgirls Mobile.

I'm starting to think that Toontown Corporate Clash fans belong in a psych ward or something.

(For legal reasons this is a joke)

Now wtf am I supposed to do with all of THESE?!

I’m finally free from Gimmighoul hell! (Yes, that is a shiny)

RIP Bozo.

After almost 2 years, I finally got a Shiny Snorlax in Pokémon Sleep!

Low quality picture of Cudge saying “FUCK!!!!!” in Super Paper Mario.

Obtaining a Shiny Inner Pieces in Skullgirls Mobile.

Oh ok.

“It’s Tuesday the 17th the unluckiest day of the year!”

Scribble Cat spotted.

We will never get an actually polished game that was actually finished before release ever again…

Why bother making the game run at a stable 30fps when millions of people will still pay $60+ for a rushed, unfinished, unpolished product anyway.

“It’s been 3,000 years” meme from Pokémon X & Y but with Crazed Moneko from The Battle Cats replacing AZ’s Floette.

Guess who I finally got after… however many years of “playing” this damn game.

A picture of a Steam Deck displaying a video game called “Last Command” Last Played: Today Play Time: 20 hours Achievements 66/66

Nobody cares but I finally got around to getting all the achievements in Last Command.

Absolute banger game that literally nobody even knows exists.

A black cat (Coal) and an orange cat (Sammy) sleeping together.

Rare Sammy and Coal sleeping together moment caught on camera.

Woah.

A screenshot of the mobile game “Pokémon Sleep” featuring a Shiny Venasaur and a Cresselia in the same sleep session.

A screenshot of the mobile game “Pokémon Sleep” featuring a Shiny Venasaur and a Cresselia, they’re both hungry.

Bruh.

Makeship Bridget Plush in a nutshell.

Me reading all the replies to this be like:

A screenshot from the latest Pokémon Legends: Z-A trailer featuring (from left to right) Chikorita, Tepig and Totodile.

Bro thinks he’s Cyndaquil.

Don’t tell me I actually NEED Darkrai in order to get the Shiny Enamorus…