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She's like an old samurai whose great battles are behind her but every once in a while she kills a man with piece of paper just to prove a point

David Moyes says Manchester United must improve in a number of areas

Kafka understood that an even greater indignity than being turned into a giant insect was still being required to go to work afterward.

oh hey look more proof positive that the best response to a trump lawsuit is “fuck you, make me.” hope everyone who gave in without a fight feels like the utter rubes they are.

[update] Investigating: We are investigating reports of errors when trying to load AO3, including errors saying that AO3 is down, which seem to be related to the previous incident. We will update when we have more information!

totally agree, it's one thing to critique over-the-top influencers but it's so out of order to judge regular people caught up in these events

emma hayes in a stetson

what a strange timeline we're living in

Also very important...

HAPPY ST TOTTERINGHAMS DAY!

The earliest ever!

If Arsenal do win the Premier League this season, they'll need to have the parade in the Cardiac Care unit because that's where everyone will be.

a…journalist spoke to living, breathing trans people…about the policies that affect them. not their distant and estranged families….or someone from APP who’s just presented as a concerned parent…actual transsexuals?

I see the winner of the FIFA Peace Prize is at it again, doing more peace and stopping more wars.

Oh.

Get Infantino out of FIFA. Football deserves better than this ghoulish, obsequious, evil little toad of a man. He represents everything that's wrong about the game and the world.

As a professional military strategist, I just wanted to make sure everyone has a full understanding of the American strategy in Iran, thank you for your attention to this matter

I promise you that the government that murdered Alex Pretti and Renee Good does not give a flying fuck about the protests in Iran.

Nine months ago, the United States "completely and totally obliterated" Iran's nuclear program.

Tonight, we're attacking Iran to disrupt their nuclear program.

A sizable percentage of this country thinks that's normal.

an annoying thing about the discourse around this is gonna be that it's illegal in two separate and distinct ways - illegal under international law for the USA and israel to strike Iran, and illegal under United States law for Trump to order a strike on Iran without congressional authorization.

The USL is desperate to enact pro/rel to grow its fanbase, but the league office offers little support to its clubs once the expansion checks clear. No revenue sharing, and an average of two clubs folding each offseason for a decade.

So cynical to drop this update 2-3 weeks before kickoff.

Yeah, that about tells you everything you need to know here.

Minnesota’s flags will fly at half-staff in honor and remembrance of the Reverend Jesse Jackson.

He spent his life pushing America to live up to its highest ideals and his fight for civil rights, dignity, and fairness will inspire generations to come.

Am told that Olivia Smith's tests at hospital were all clear and she went home yesterday afternoon. She'll be assessed this week and a decision will be made as to whether she joins up with Canada for the international break #AWFC

The internet stopped being fun the second people figured out they could make money by being professionally online

tv antennas ftw 👍 📺

thinking about how Savannah Guthrie had to cancel her trip to work the Olympics because of her mom’s kidnapping but the guy who heads up the investigative body handling the case was posting pictures of himself in the US hockey locker room today lol

you should never be allowed to have social media access of any kind for the rest of time if *Chuck Schumer* gets a dunk on you like this

🇨🇦 As the Olympics end I want to thank CBC TSN, and SN for their coverage of the sports events. I got my fill. What I like is that all three media broadcasters didn't cover only Canadian athletes but I got to see a lot of terrific performances by athletes from other countries. Norway rocks!

is eileen gu catching strays from kamala harris’s media organization

Glad we really got to enjoy the two NLDs this season. God knows when we’ll get to play another.