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@fannyomaha.bsky.social

I swear to god you sons of bitches better be acting normal (if I should be following you and I'm not, DM and I'll fix that) Banner image by https://@gadzooksbazooka.bsky.social

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Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like today’s stream could be a big one, as some of you might’ve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so we’re gonna get right into it

28.02.2026 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2174    πŸ” 610    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 24

Kill Your Jelly

27.02.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Then the joke wasn't for you and there was no need to reply, thanks!

27.02.2026 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There can be only one

27.02.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/fann...

27.02.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I could have been halfway to the interstate!

26.02.2026 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bitch, the way it took you 9 minutes to post this follow up

26.02.2026 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Squatty potty creator featured on Shark tank arrested on child pornography charges

Squatty potty creator featured on Shark tank arrested on child pornography charges

Is nothing sacred? Is nothing safe?

26.02.2026 07:15 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
A middle aged woman with reading glasses on a chain

A middle aged woman with reading glasses on a chain

An announcement: I am now a lady who wears her reading glasses on a chain

26.02.2026 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

That's not what soda water is, soda water already means something related but very different!

25.02.2026 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's very much alive and well

25.02.2026 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

STATE of the UNION? I’d rather have a STEAK with some ONION. or anything else!

25.02.2026 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 119    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw Napoleon Dynamite for the first time ever in 2020 and it was great. Usually not the case for comedies whose dialogue has been memed to death

25.02.2026 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You'd be crazy not to put a hot $50 on it

24.02.2026 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably pretty low since they're already giving him everything he wants

24.02.2026 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy New Tori Amos Song Tuesday to the weird girls who did theater tech in high school and the gay boys who love them

24.02.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I forgot to add alt text, it's a picture of former Democratic presidential candidate John Delaney, working out in jeans

24.02.2026 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I got the original king of working out in jeans and I'm farting

24.02.2026 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You think "the online left" is unhinged, dog please talk to an independent voter IRL. They want universal healthcare and abolish taxes. They want to dissolve the coast guard. They want to rename the army the coast guard. They want their alien implants removed, and they also want more alien implants

24.02.2026 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 9242    πŸ” 1388    πŸ’¬ 138    πŸ“Œ 105

Looks like they bit off chunks of salami with their teeth

23.02.2026 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Putting cashews on my pizza until I'm rounded up and executed like the pervert I am

23.02.2026 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hootin and hollerin at this bark

23.02.2026 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But the problem is I want a patty melt now

23.02.2026 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tim, you're describing a patty melt

23.02.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tim, you're describing a patty melt

23.02.2026 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm going to give Rollo a nuke

22.02.2026 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah, get that shit off your phone!

21.02.2026 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And I've worn them multiple days in a row on New York trips where I'm walking 25k steps a day

20.02.2026 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite riding boots are a full size and a half too big and it's never been an issue

20.02.2026 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In life, I try to always be at least one of these things

19.02.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0