“Which is hard to do, by the way! It’s kind of a miracle!”

“I was trying for bigger lips, but no platypus donated his mouth to science!”

“No! Take it away!”😱

And there you go!😁

Blind Guttersnipe Chitlin’ plays the delta blues at his friend‘s funeral:
“Now ole Moxie Wimbledon,
He had him a bastard son!
It was Rev Johnson ovah yah,
Officiatin’ like a some kind of big chump!
Yes sirree! He had him some syphilis oh lawd
That he got offa…
Mourners: Will you shut up, goofy!🥶

And now a poem: O Polish wanderer in The Bronx
Rhapsodizing with an eel for an arm
And eschewing black lips
Sending forth thy pigeons from their cote
As they birth social media
O Max Bluesky of Bialystok
Recked you little of the trolls you engendered
Their plastic and jejune snits, Turmoil Cloud!🐄

One of the Old Masters that don’t get mentioned much in modern times. But well worth a listen.

The ancient masterpiece that still sounds as fresh as the springtime to this very day. When I put this album on my turntable, I had never heard this group before. I didn’t know what to expect. But “Section 43” totally blew me away. I was amazed, and few things amazed me in those days.

“Even my caddy seems sad!”

You know what? If you’re not angry at Trump about anything at all at this late date, you’ve definitely got some sort of derangement syndrome thing going on. Not liking Trump is a mark of Sanity these days.😐

That dork doesn’t even look like he can kill cooties! Comb your hair, Ronald McDonald!🤡

Gandalf: No, Denethor, don’t talk to Sauron with that thing, stop! Denethor!🔥

They all got HIV, it won’t be long now!🤗

People will do just about anything if it’s dumb and tasteless!😆

“Hi, I’m Peter Gabriel, and I’m running away from Phil Collins because he’s an unbelievably crass commercial sellout!”

It all started with a dim-witted trillionaire weasel sieg heiling at the inauguration, and it was all downhill from there!

“Not even sure if there’s anyone putterin‘ about in that there dim attic!”

If anyone says to you on these pages “I’ll never vote for the Democrats again because of such-and-such,” they are MAGAT Impostors. Don’t even bother to argue with them, just block the Hell out of these venomous snake phonies and poisonous toads. They will lie like hell, they’re scared about November

“We stocked the Firth with them little bottom-combing fishies, laddie, what eats all the poop, and waste, and shite, and that.”

Fortunately for affluent guys, Wealth is really the only thing that women care about, or even think about. They don’t care about the Asshole part if they have Pirate Loot, they don’t even really care if the guy kills them.🤑🤑🤑

What a shiftless, trashy party.👎

And God gathered up all of the Bombastic Noise and Feckless Condescension, and all of the Privelege, and Entitlement, and Boasting, and Bragging, and yea, even Ignorance and Poor Judgement, and Arrogance, and Self-Forgiveness, and from this Morass came forth America, home of the Milwaukee Braves!⚡️⚡️⚡️

Well, they kind of equally distribute the Waste all around, so that everyone around them can enjoy their waste.💩

God created the Canadians. Maple and Femaple created he them. And God created a colossal forest where they could shoot the beavers and elk, and wantonly kill lots of wildlife. Then God created Alberta, which would be a plague unto them. The 50 Sons of Uncle Sam went to Canada to evade the draft.

And then God made a country where even the homeless people were privileged, entitled, and snotty! Children, can you guess which country that was?😃

Wizard of Oz: Well, they can’t!

If I only had a Media.🎶🤖

“All American shall get sugar plums at Christmas, a successful entepreneur asserts.”

Yes, it is though.

Insane stupidity is not an American monopoly, I see.