He’s always urning something.🤑
05.03.2026 03:50 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He’s always urning something.🤑
05.03.2026 03:50 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Liar!
05.03.2026 03:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Her name was Ida.😉
05.03.2026 03:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I vote for Cheez-Its.
05.03.2026 01:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump: They faked the landing on the moon, why can’t I do an invasion at Warner Bros. studios?
05.03.2026 01:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The bathroom part must be excruciating.💩
05.03.2026 01:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Because he’s just not cute, no matter how you slice it.
05.03.2026 01:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Albertan: That’s it! We’re moving to tropical Ontario!
05.03.2026 01:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Show me a politician who isn’t a predator!🙄
05.03.2026 01:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She’s so good-looking but she looks like a man!
05.03.2026 01:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“If they were billionaire donors, I would help them. But they’re just schnooks with little dough.”🤷♂️
05.03.2026 01:02 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No, just a part.🤷♂️
05.03.2026 01:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“Vhat? Explain to me how Nazis are “bad”!
05.03.2026 00:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“But I like Suzie Quatro!”
05.03.2026 00:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Whoa, whoa, whoa!”
05.03.2026 00:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It is whispered in the darkest corridors of Boise that the real origin of the name “Idaho” came from a part of the realtor’s favorite call girl. That noble part has long since crumbled into dust, but Idaho remains as a testament to its efficacy.
05.03.2026 00:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The Si Part of Si’ahl means “noble, great, excellent”, while the ‘ahl part means “dwelling” or “abode”. So the meaning of Seattle is something like “the temple of grooviness.”
05.03.2026 00:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“I say, I billy well would have done something about all this corruption if I hadn't been removed from office for corruption!”
05.03.2026 00:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh well, 2028 isn’t far off!”
05.03.2026 00:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“But I still look good in green slime!”
05.03.2026 00:28 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0”I was so surprised, my balloon popped again!”
05.03.2026 00:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Good old KGB, always right off the mark.😆
05.03.2026 00:25 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ringo Star’s Wife: My husband isn’t dead yet, but I’ve decided to save some trouble and bury him early.🪦🥁
05.03.2026 00:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Bro, you are so extra!”
05.03.2026 00:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m hazarding a guess that it was something about Sex.
05.03.2026 00:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“The Olympics Committee has decided that time travelers from 2400 are not allowed to participate in the Olympics, due to unfair evolution issues.”
05.03.2026 00:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“What’s new, Pussy Cat?”
05.03.2026 00:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Napoleons in search of a Waterloo!
05.03.2026 00:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
”Even Stranger Things!”
First Teenager: I’ve just come back from the Upside Down.
Second Teenager: What did you find there?
First Teenager: I found a glowing Metallica record that led me to my missing little brother, and I found a race of backward Show Runners who like Hitler.
Arabia Terra had a lot of little green men dynamiting places.🤢🧨
05.03.2026 00:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0