“What, me Jewish?”

Duke Enotus had two sons named Octavius and Gerontius. He had a cousin named Trahern who revolted and was killed by Octavius. Gerontius had a son named Conanus, who married an illegitimate daughter of Constantine the Great. He had several sons including Gratianus (Gradlon), the ancestor of Arthur.

Conan’s uncle was Octavius, the most respected native noble in Britain. When his uncle Trahern revolted against Roman authority in the northeast, it was young Octavius who put him down. Trahern’s son Ioelinus fled to Spain. He married a cousin of Count Theodosius. Their son was the great Macsen.

I’ll vote for her. If not this time, then next time. I fully expect her to be Gavin Newsom’s running mate.

Robert Blake certainly thought so, but a court acquitted him. The bird was a pivotal character witness, as it turned out. The jury was impressed by his extra bonus testimony and his amazing revelations.

This is proof that excessive crystal meth consumption might shorten your life.

Yes, that particular bird had two. He was popular with the lady birds. Robert Blake only had one. His jealousy of the bird led him to off his wife.

I’m also going to have a cockatoo on my online platform, though I can’t remember who had the cockatoo. Some guy who offed his wife.

I’ll create one called Colombo. I’m a little confused here, Sarge.

Constantine of Camperia was descended from Conanus Meridocus, a wealthy noble of Siluria (South Wales), who was appointed by the Emperor to be governor of restive Armorica, torn by peasant revolts. His descendants made it into the kingdom of Little Britain. The grandson of Constantine was Arthur.

When the Romans left Britain, it was Owain, son of Macsen by his British concubine, who was thrust forward as Regent. He assembled a council of nobles who didn’t always obey him. When Owain’s lands were attacked by the Irish, the nobles wouldn’t help him. He resigned, and Constantine was chosen king

Leo Brennus, father of Guinevere, was the son of Solor of Gower, the son of Mor, the son of Owain the Regent, the son of Magnus Maximus, the Emperor of the West. His brother was Claudius, who started the kingdom of Glwyssing in Wales. He drove the Irish out of Aestiva and married Gwyn of Dumnonia.

Constantine was succeeded by Aurelius Caninus, Merlin’s evil grandson, as king of Britain. One night when Aurelius was drunk, he bet the Round Table in a wager and lost it to Cadraud. It was later brought back, but it was thrown into a hermit’s tower near Camlann. It was later burned by the Saxons.

The Round Table was the Old Table of Macsen. At it Arthur sat with his twelve best knights. But Merlin held one seat open for someone yet to come. When Galahad came to Camulod, Merlin bowed and gave the seat to him. His father Lancelot was proud and ashamed, for he had abandoned Galahad long before.

Leo Brennus had inherited the Round Table from his ancestor Macsen. When Aestiva was conquered by the Irish, it was Leo who drove them out. He married the Duke of Dumnonia’s daughter and received Aestiva as dowry. They had twin daughters, Guinevere and Guinevalch. Guinevere became Arthur’s wife.

Arthur married Guinevere daughter of Leo Brennus, a descendant of Macsen. But Maelwys, husband of Guinevere’s sister Guinevalch, was angry that Arthur would inherit Aestiva instead of him. At a feast, he poisoned the cups of Leo and Arthur. Leo drank, but Merlin dashed Arthur’s cup out of his hand.

Archbishop: Your Grace, I must admonish you for being a sodomite!
Maelgwn: Don’t get your knickers tied up in a knot! I like women too! A man couldn’t give me my son Rhun, eh?
Archbishop: You could have married Arthur’s daughter!
Maelgwn: That chippy? She’s better off with the Saxon. What a snob!

Cynric: How can they choose Maelgwn as king?
Anna: That’s the sodomite your grandfather wanted me to marry! I ran off with your father instead, Saxon though he was.
Cynric: He stole my patrimony! My son will get him.
Anna: Ceawlin’s a baby, you do it!
Cynric: No way, I’m scared of that monster!

Ceawlin (taking a bottle of olive oil from Ceol): This is very good. What is the name of your father?
Ceol: My father’s name was Cutha.
Ceawlin: Huh? My brother Cutha had no son!
Ceol: I’m his bastard son! You ran out on him right on the battlefield, so this is for you! (stabs and kills his uncle)

Oh no, what can I do?
Baby’s in black, and I’m feeling blue!
Tell me, oh, what can I do?

Evangelicals: Now we finally have our Theocracy! But …. We forgot to bring God!😲

“Comparing him to that slacker Hitler! I never!”

Everybody here is too busy scrounging a meal to get out there every day and have huge massive protests. The French are lucky that they only have to work eight hours a week!🤗🇫🇷

Everybody knew that all ready, Donald, but it didn’t make an ounce of difference to those Imbeciles out in the country!🥴

Bono: I am sending everyone on the Internet a free copy of our crappy, mainstream, commercial new album!
Music Industry: Shazam, now they hate you even more than before! Many young urban schlubs heard you for the very first time and said “Man, this isn’t remotely like Sgt. Pepper, or even Radiohead!

Uncle Henry: And what conclusions did you and Toto draw from this social experiment?

Break out the guillotines and start singing “La Marseillaise.” Ring that little bell in the slums.🔔

Is that a conflict of interest?🤔

Ambrosius and Uther (looking down from heaven): What is that rotten Saxon Ceawlin doing in our city of Winchester? Wait, he’s related to us! Arthur, what did your daughter do? Oh no, Mr. Bill!

Sauron (addressing Orcs): Beloved chumps, thanks for being members of MUGA. Together we shall Make Utumno Great Again. We are winning bigly. The Elves and Men said mean things about me, now they will feel my Retribution! I was once a Maia of Aule, many people don’t know that. But things change.