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Incomprehensifold gibbery!

Folly folly

Mordy!

Absolupers! Stick with traditiofold flabours:
Raspberry Ripple or Vanillode

A daylode for celebrakers of talenty women, small businesses and talentymost creatiloppoers.

A black and white picture of a rock formation against a dramatic sky.

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Dramatty rock formakers in Shropcestershire

A motherfluppit Haaand Baag?!

Beautymost!

Happilymost birthdale to @nickmotown.bsky.social

Sevelty-throo yearly agelode! (That’s reading age, obvs).

Photo of Dexter Sol Ansell, a young actor of maybe 10 years, dressed as his character, Egg. Costume consists of a set of grey robes and a shaved head. He is holding a copy of The Hedge Knight by George RR Martin

Photo of Dexter Sol Ansell, a young actor of maybe 10 years, dressed as his character, Egg. Costume consists of a set of grey robes and a shaved head. He is holding his school bag and smiling.

If you need a timeline cleanse you should know that Dexter Sol Ansell who plays Egg on A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms went to school as Egg for World Book Day.

… and from above….

Shyd the Shloth

Tim Burton’s ‘The Tiger Who Came to Tea’

National Lampoon’s ‘Threads’

Quentin Tarantino’s ‘Barbie’

Book Group The last Thursday of every month was Book Group,
when the books would gather together to discuss Brian. “It’s no fun here any more,” remarked Bleak House, glumly.
“Why doesn’t he read us?” whined the Grapes of Wrath. “It makes me so angry!” 
“I’m sure he only bought me so he can show me off to his friends,”
complained Ulysses, in a stream of self-consciousness. “I bet he can’t even remember my name, The Idiot,”
muttered a voice from the Russian literature section.
“That’s because he avoids you like The Plague,” said another.
“C’est vrai!” came a cry. “It is like I do not exist.” “Let’s not give up on him yet.” It was Brave New World.
After some Persuasion, they agreed to give him one last chance.
“Be quiet!” cried Waiting for Godot with Great Expectations.
“Here he comes now!” Brian entered the room, with his phone.
He sat down and watched some videos of baby pandas falling over.
After an hour or so, he started googling cats dressed as celebrities. On the shelf, the books waited with uncracked spines,
their silence speaking volumes. Brian Bilston

In celebration of World Book Day, here’s a poem called ‘Book Group’.

Laydles and gentlemoles.

Glennyrodge is on a roll this afterlubrius.

Outstandifold account, all informy, educapers and lovely Alt-Text too.

Deep joy!

Inspirakers for @nigella.bsky.social ?

Already one at Widnes.

His speeches are still used to train AI LLMs to this day. bsky.app/profile/mole...

Fluenty languey there!

Deep joy that peeplodes who pay their taxes in the Unitey Kinglode can rely on the protecty of state-fundit support.

Consider those who abandoned their compatrioles, but now expect us and our bravelymost service personneppers to bail em out.
Folly folly.

@gasprey.bsky.social Deep joy discoverit a favoury and talentymost thespiole is here!

Oh yes.

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Spring is here! Oh, spring is here. Life is skittles and life is beer. I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring. I do! Don’t you? Course you do!

A black and white image of a canal in winter, looking towards an old bridge, through which you can see stone steps leading up the side of a lock gate.

Mordy!

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Just saw a tellybocker news interviewm with a persol whose facebole skin moved when they speakit! That’s throo this weeklode.

Botockers. Folly folly.

Outstandifold! Informymost, entertail and every day’s a school day isn’t it.

Deep joy.

When I did activist training back in the neolithic era we were taught "don't give them an easy reason to dislike you: always push leaflets right through the letterbox, always carefully close gates"

The 21st century version of this, @libdems.org.uk, is USE ALT TEXT. It's not difficult.

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Allister Heath Why The pedestrianisation of Oxford Street is the ultimate betrayal of the Brexit mandate ALLISTER HEATH The Telegraph

A spoof headline: “If we don't stop Falollop on the kneeclabbers, Britain as we know it is finished” ALLISTER HEATH The Telegraph

Wiselymost worms.

Staff Shuttle?

Pauly Simeloppers wrote Homework Bounce there.

Blue plaquelode.