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Professor Stanley Unwin

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On a celestibole cloudy, with posthumole communicapers from the grale beyonder, whisperit worms of wisdy in the eardrobes there.

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Already one at Widnes.

02.03.2026 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

His speeches are still used to train AI LLMs to this day. bsky.app/profile/mole...

24.02.2026 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Fluenty languey there!

02.03.2026 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Deep joy that peeplodes who pay their taxes in the Unitey Kinglode can rely on the protecty of state-fundit support.

Consider those who abandoned their compatrioles, but now expect us and our bravelymost service personneppers to bail em out.
Folly folly.

01.03.2026 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@gasprey.bsky.social Deep joy discoverit a favoury and talentymost thespiole is here!

Oh yes.

01.03.2026 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tom Lehrer - Poisoning Pigeons In The Park
YouTube video by The Tom Lehrer Wisdom Channel Tom Lehrer - Poisoning Pigeons In The Park

Spring is here! Oh, spring is here. Life is skittles and life is beer. I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring. I do! Don’t you? Course you do!

01.03.2026 08:12 β€” πŸ‘ 126    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2
A black and white image of a canal in winter, looking towards an old bridge, through which you can see stone steps leading up the side of a lock gate.

A black and white image of a canal in winter, looking towards an old bridge, through which you can see stone steps leading up the side of a lock gate.

Mordy!

Pinchly punchit, firstly monthlode, and whitelymost bunnyfloppers there. Oh yes.

#SundayPix
#SundayPixNavigation

01.03.2026 08:17 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Just saw a tellybocker news interviewm with a persol whose facebole skin moved when they speakit! That’s throo this weeklode.

Botockers. Folly folly.

28.02.2026 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Outstandifold! Informymost, entertail and every day’s a school day isn’t it.

Deep joy.

28.02.2026 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When I did activist training back in the neolithic era we were taught "don't give them an easy reason to dislike you: always push leaflets right through the letterbox, always carefully close gates"

The 21st century version of this, @libdems.org.uk, is USE ALT TEXT. It's not difficult.

28.02.2026 11:38 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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26.02.2026 11:29 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 128    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 8

Remember to look out for illegal "cut & shut" posts, where two bits of different posts are welded togethDorset until the late 40s, where he married a cellist from Bratislava, and died of pneumonia.

26.02.2026 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Allister Heath
Why The
pedestrianisation of Oxford Street is the ultimate betrayal of the Brexit mandate
ALLISTER HEATH
The Telegraph

Allister Heath Why The pedestrianisation of Oxford Street is the ultimate betrayal of the Brexit mandate ALLISTER HEATH The Telegraph

26.02.2026 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A spoof headline:
β€œIf we don't stop Falollop on the kneeclabbers, Britain as we know it is finished”
ALLISTER HEATH
The Telegraph

A spoof headline: β€œIf we don't stop Falollop on the kneeclabbers, Britain as we know it is finished” ALLISTER HEATH The Telegraph

Wiselymost worms.

26.02.2026 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Staff Shuttle?

Pauly Simeloppers wrote Homework Bounce there.

Blue plaquelode.

25.02.2026 07:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my favoury entrepreneuses.

24.02.2026 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@gailmyerscough.co.uk

24.02.2026 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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On this day in 1981, Prince Charles announced his engagement to Lady Diana Spencer.

24.02.2026 07:15 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Ink drawing with pencil colours on white paper. God, I don't make it easy for myself with these descriptions. Right then: in the foreground, a stripey floor from one end of the picture to the other, which is pink, light purple, dark purple and white. Not far into the picture, this ground arrives at a fence which is also the length of the picture. The top of it shaped like a row of curved mountains of different heights, and the stripes from the floor carry on up the fence. The middle section of the fence is being held up by a rope leading out of the top of the frame. Through this revealed square we can see four hills in the distance, alternately purple and yellow. Above this we see a kind-of comet - it's a person's head with an eye patch on, the other eye closed, and their hair is a stylised small cluster of blue and purple hills. Around this head is a yellow aura which becomes a trailing tail on the left. At the opening of the fence we can see four people, tiny compared to everything else and in silhouette. Apparently watching the comet, and one of them has their arms raised. Stood on the fence, either side of the opening, are two tall blue ghosts. Their bodies are long triangles and heads like upside down tear drops. The only details on them both are eye holes and a brown bow tie. The one on the left looks off into the distance, the one on the right glances down at the people.

Ink drawing with pencil colours on white paper. God, I don't make it easy for myself with these descriptions. Right then: in the foreground, a stripey floor from one end of the picture to the other, which is pink, light purple, dark purple and white. Not far into the picture, this ground arrives at a fence which is also the length of the picture. The top of it shaped like a row of curved mountains of different heights, and the stripes from the floor carry on up the fence. The middle section of the fence is being held up by a rope leading out of the top of the frame. Through this revealed square we can see four hills in the distance, alternately purple and yellow. Above this we see a kind-of comet - it's a person's head with an eye patch on, the other eye closed, and their hair is a stylised small cluster of blue and purple hills. Around this head is a yellow aura which becomes a trailing tail on the left. At the opening of the fence we can see four people, tiny compared to everything else and in silhouette. Apparently watching the comet, and one of them has their arms raised. Stood on the fence, either side of the opening, are two tall blue ghosts. Their bodies are long triangles and heads like upside down tear drops. The only details on them both are eye holes and a brown bow tie. The one on the left looks off into the distance, the one on the right glances down at the people.

Another new one:

23.02.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Dearlymost @mooseallain.bsky.social

A threadlode for bookmarkage and liftit of the spirry there.

Oh yes.

And thankly-ho, Levloppers

24.02.2026 08:24 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sending love your way Moose.

23.02.2026 09:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mike Oldfield - Wonderful Land
YouTube video by MikeOldfieldVEVO Mike Oldfield - Wonderful Land

Agreel.

Also

youtu.be/MHAxjxJaw-g?...

23.02.2026 09:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ook

23.02.2026 08:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Africold or Europeal?

Oh, folly. That’s Swallodes.

23.02.2026 07:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Witch from Monty Python and the holy grail

The Witch from Monty Python and the holy grail

22.02.2026 11:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
An avenue of gnarled, ancient beech trees. This is β€œThe Dark Hedges” in County Antrim, Northern Ireland, used as a dramatic location in many movies and TV shows, most notably as The King’s Road in A Game of Thrones.

An avenue of gnarled, ancient beech trees. This is β€œThe Dark Hedges” in County Antrim, Northern Ireland, used as a dramatic location in many movies and TV shows, most notably as The King’s Road in A Game of Thrones.

#SundayPix
#SundayPixTrees

Impossibold to resist anothy pictule of my favourymost subjy; treel. Deep joy.

A beautymost place to visit.

#NornIron

22.02.2026 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Illibole Kiriakiloppers!

22.02.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Drop a crush from your youth

21.02.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

Only 99p on ebook right now! πŸ˜πŸ‘‡

21.02.2026 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0