Nancy Melchert

Extreme close up of a cute black cat's nose and mouth and a bit of his eye.

Happy Caturday from Moon's nose:

Black cat inside a ULINE box on top of the packaging. Tuxedo cat looking on, clearly jealous.

@ulinesupplies.bsky.social have you considered a side gig in sending boxes and packaging to cat parents? Could be a monthly sub.

Thank you, I'm glad you noticed how I answered the phone

We should fall back one minute every day for 60 days.

If you could interact with characters on TV, would you tell them when someone is behind them?

If I were married to Samantha Stevens I'd let her do aaallllllllll the witchcraft.

A very cute tuxedo kitten lying over his brother, a cute black cat, both on a blue ottoman.

Happy Caturday, the only holiday I celebrate anymore.

Ugh what's wrong with me?
*Please don't actually answer*

Second hand box store for cats where you can just send your empty boxes to cats.

Could I also get a postcard, or are they exclusively for bigots?

Finally a list of hobbies I can try!

A black cat and a tuxedo cat eating off a blue plate with a cat face on it. Yes, they are on the counter.

Happy Caturday from these two brothers.

There should be a service for single women to send in their unopenable pistachios and have them returned slightly cracked open.

Wheeeee!!!!! It's fun when I win

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Cute black cat looking at the camera.

Happy Caturday to those who celebrate.

Have you ever watched someone leave something early and thought "oh, I didn't know we could just do that?"

Do you know what time the rapture is? And is it adjusted for daylight saving time?

Yes, this is relevant to horniness.

Older gentleman wearing medals and a military beret with the headline 'Veteran who asked for 100 cards on milestone birthday ends up with 16,000'

Pic of the headline

He should return 15,900 of them
Source: The Telegraph
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I would pay so much extra for an Uber with its own hotspot

Also, reboot Bewitched where in the pilot where Samantha tells Darrin she's a witch and he's all "hmmm, I don't know, I have to think about this" she just leaves him and the rest of the show is just Sam and her mother doing witch shenanigans.

Reboot Bewitched and explore the psychological damage done to Mrs Kravitz by the constant gaslighting that her neighbor was not a witch

I feel good about a twosie
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The Criterion Collection version of The Naked Gun (2025) please

Black cat sleeping in a cream colored blanket.

Happy Caturday!

After a morose paragraph that I classified as glib, yes, I found out

Paternoster lifts but the subway and sideways

Can't there be farmer's markets for people who don't get up until like 10 and have a lazy Sunday and want to grab some local yogurt and granola around noon?

Turns out, I don't know what glib means

Stock photo of a sad child over the headline that reads "13 phrases parents say that break a child's spirit"

Yahoo read my mom's diary!