@unclejimmy.bsky.social
Everyone's favorite Uncle Jimmy. Antique Airplane fan. The "boomerest GenXer" - Jessica Shortall I contain the multitudes. People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive 2016.
They are like the Southwest Texas State of the Ivy League anyway. BTW, is it next week yet? You haven't called!
02.08.2025 02:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I mean, Colby on Yellowstone died from this, breaking Teeters heart, yet human toilet Burchett survives? Absolutely no fucking justice in this world.
29.07.2025 22:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I grew up watching the Manson killers go up for parole. Of course nobody was going to let those monsters out. The fact that there is a semi-serious discussion about pardoning one of the worst sex criminals of all time is disturbing to the extreme.
29.07.2025 22:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Same
26.07.2025 04:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Same
26.07.2025 04:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was in A really cool group chat once with great people. And @sooner930.bsky.social . Then a weird member blew it up because "Nazi site! OMG!" and made us move to threads even tho Zuckerberg sucks too. Subtweeting people.
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25.07.2025 15:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This will be Trump's first visit to Scotland since the passing of Jane Godley. I hope hundreds of good Scots honor her memory at Turnberry. Y'all know what to do.
25.07.2025 15:22 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1I struggle with Jessica's pinned post. But this column in Bulwark today made me laugh hard. I only hope this guy's death is captured via drone cam and he gets zapped with American munitions I helped pay for. Because fuck that guy. open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
22.07.2025 23:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So like...mechaHitler Youth?
20.07.2025 15:40 β π 2 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Sunday Reflections by Uncle Jimmy:
Congressman Tim Burchett is probably the dumbest motherfucker that has ever served in Congress. Tennessee would be better served by electing a steaming pile of pig shit to represent them. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
In honor of Trump defunding PBS I played with AI again.
20.07.2025 04:25 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0I was having a pretty good day until I remembered that Riley Gaines would be as revered as Katie Ledecky if not for a trans swimmer and then I got sad.
KIDDING! Because fuck her.
Take a lesson there Hakeem.
19.07.2025 23:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A Nazi owns Twitter, right wing billionaires own the Wall Street Journal and the LA Times, and CBS is run by a right wing nepo baby who just fired one of the networkβs biggest stars for criticizing Donald Trump. Hereβs why America has a left-wing media bias problem.
18.07.2025 16:51 β π 16521 π 4868 π¬ 100 π 103I feel Trump is really off his game. Perhaps it's the terminal cankles impacting him. The clear move for the Trump of old would be to distract with a new salacious Olivia Nuzzi stalking RFK Jr with nudes leak. It's pathetic when superstars age out. Like Aaron Rodgers and such.
18.07.2025 17:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social - gonna need a couple of blocks on The Lead today about how Biden is old and shit. You fucking putz.
16.07.2025 19:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Remember Twitter when you would ask for everyone to send their criminally unloved tweet @jessicashortall.bsky.social ? Here is mine today.
16.07.2025 00:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Always wondered what happened to the guy who raced Danny for pinks in the movie Grease. Apparently Trump appointed him the head of FEMA. Good he's found meaningful employment I guess.
15.07.2025 23:14 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 2My new unfollowable advice to future generations is to never have a pandemic, especially not one that leaves society largely standing, because it will break enough brains social compacts to do generational damage far beyond the pathogen.
15.07.2025 03:11 β π 10 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0I'm being serious here. Your harm reduction would be helpful maybe along with talking to people who deal with cultists to deprogram. There is not some big "aha" moment that will break the spell.
15.07.2025 23:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0FUCK Jessica! Why are you always hatin on 'Murica? It's total fucking bullshit. Damn.
15.07.2025 23:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have the Epstein Files. For a non-refundable $3 I will email them to you. Let me know.
12.07.2025 22:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not only that, the sheer length belies the fact that it often runs through heavily inhospitable, mountainous terrain. Three very large reservoirs along the Rio Grande. And at least eight decent size municipalities, including Brownsville, McAllen, and El Paso.
18.06.2025 23:44 β π 18 π 6 π¬ 1 π 3Meeting my new niece Eleanor Lynn.
09.07.2025 19:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ted Cruz: βVacationing Is How I Grieveβ
Ted Cruz: βVacationing Is How I Grieveβ
08.07.2025 20:25 β π 21439 π 3859 π¬ 519 π 246I would personally love to see @jaketapper.bsky.social have Tim Apple and Mr Japan on next Sunday's State of the Union to have a roundtable about Joe Biden's cognitive decline.
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