Magpie

🫵🏳️‍🌈

‘MERICA RAHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

He’s grown on me. Like a parasite.

So he just says the words

He’s used to me being able to do 🖕🫵☝️👍🤞 with my mouth and he can’t. Loser.

You sound stupid Bran.

🫵

Freak.

Tall as shit girl. Brunette. Bright as fuck blue eyes and she stands like this

(Magpie wrings her hands and looks around with feigned anxiety)

Do we need to babysit you? We probably do but oh my godddd I need to sit too.

Where did Lottie go? I wanna find her and fuck with her again

I’d shoot you ❤️ right in the foot.

I wouldn’t go for a headshot cause we’d like you alive

You’re one to talk

It’s funny as hell is what it is.

Yall can probably sit. I dont think the pipsqueak would like to stay standing right

He’s a hedgehog. His name’s Swift and he’s second in command. Technically.

👍👍 you got it boss

If there isn’t I’ll take him to a hospital. Promise

Do you need me to carry you like a baby or can you walk.

Awhhhh. You dont even have a rebuttal on why we should keep you two alive? That’s just sad.

How so? If anything he’s dangerous. Shot the shit outta Cal once.

Why’d we capture y’all again? You dont seem all that useful.

Worst case we get him to the hospital. Well- worst case he dies. But know.

The boss told us to change course. There’s probably medics here.

It’s different

I don’t enjoy killing people. That’s what freaks do. And you’re a freak master.

It’s different when I do it.

You shouldn’t want to make people you’re attracted to sad. That’s not a thing.

I’m laughing.

(Magpie snorts)

I’m gonna call you a slur.

I have no problem not looking at his lashes. It might just be you buddy.