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Post 2am not-quite marriage counselling was never a skill I thought I had. Turns out I do. (Big picture view: get rid of that prick, he's not good for you even though you think he's marriage material)

Black bin bags LIVE #raveyardshift

We are now opposite. But in a Japanese cocktail bar.

We be in 1000 Trades. Top work, Chris.

Pub now playing Waterfall, so that's some respite.

Thank your, Chris. Right. We've moved out of the city and are currently in the Jewellery Quarter in a horrible pub playing George Ezra. But I think this en rote to Hockley. Thank you very much, will report back. We're veterans of Dead Wax and Night Owl.

Bluesky Hive Mind: I'm in Brum (and a lickle bit pissed), where's good to go for the remainder of the evening? We're thinking of heading to Digbeth? Good? Bad?

I suspect that's for Matt's benefit as well as the viewers'.

What did the winner get and, presumably, manage to stay in possession of?

An easter egg (Yorkie) is the only prize I've ever won. At primary school. A decorate an egg competition. I did BA Baracus - the A Team was massive back then. Used brown boot polish for the skin and cut up velcro for the beard & mohawk.

Different times.

I am not a racist.

Yeah, it just held back enough to stop becoming a self-parody. I would have liked a little less of Ralph/Ian voicing his thoughts/feelings out loud. Show, don't tell.

And via the medium of *clears throat* dahn-ce.

I loved it. Loved the predecessor too.

felix the cat is wearing sunglasses and dancing ALT: felix the cat is wearing sunglasses and dancing

Wait til Felix Da Housecat gets his paws on it.

[Three gags in one, there. C'mon people!!!]

*checks the cliche guidebook* There's always been a dance element to Luna's music.

Definitely separate songwriting credits on that "troublesome sophomore effort". Solo careers imminent.

Back in his rightful place.

Thought I could recognise the dulcet tones.

Sounds mint. Is that the back of Bosco in the vid?

Bloody nora. The story of what happened to Duffy post-breakthrough is horrific. #notTOTP

*pining for three hours of #totp*

Is this Hollyoaks? #totp

Tables turned: girls mauling Powell. #totp

MS Paint 'special' effects #totp

Join in at home! #totp

Perspective, even.

Alarming backing band differences in height. My perception powers are struggling. #totp

Play Vanessa Paradis (again), you spoilsports #totp

True fact: Wayne used to be a member of both Dead or Alive AND Rush. #totp

Jodhpurs spotted #totp

Michael Rabbithhutchence #totp