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Salacious B Crumb

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jester, raconteur, gossip, naturalist

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Gosh, I wonder

01.03.2026 09:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does he not know what acting is?

01.03.2026 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sick

01.03.2026 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Charlie X slapping Yeoman Rand on the butt

Charlie X slapping Yeoman Rand on the butt

Season 1 episode 3 Charlie X and Kirk is tasked with explaining why you shouldn’t slap a woman on the butt without asking.
He don’t do a very good job and tacitly implies slapping a man on the butt is ok.

01.03.2026 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We need the secrets of the Iranian 2-stroke engine

28.02.2026 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Clone troopers viewing a holo of Chancellor Palpatine saying: β€œALRIGHT BROTHERS, YOU HEARD HIMI TIME TO
EXECUTE.(SIGHS) EPIC. FURY...”

Clone troopers viewing a holo of Chancellor Palpatine saying: β€œALRIGHT BROTHERS, YOU HEARD HIMI TIME TO EXECUTE.(SIGHS) EPIC. FURY...”

28.02.2026 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
28.02.2026 07:15 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face with white guy karate written on the bottom right Alt: a close up of a man 's face with white guy karate written on the bottom right
28.02.2026 07:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was gonna make a joke about a pilot β€œthrowing” a bombing run, but… πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

28.02.2026 07:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just a few more bombs and we’ll have all this geopolitics sorted

28.02.2026 07:04 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
28.02.2026 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Zaslavmaxxing

28.02.2026 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get his ass!

28.02.2026 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I Baja busted πŸ˜”

28.02.2026 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIn Woke We Trust” has a good ring to it

28.02.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Judith and Holofernes painting

28.02.2026 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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My morale is rejuvenated

28.02.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They can win all the battles they want-WE WILL WIN THE WAR.

The moral arc of the universe bends towards justice.

Compassion, Hope, Love and Inner Strength are our great tools.

Fear, Anger, Hate and Greed can go take a hike.

It's never too late to change!

We can all make the future BRIGHT!

27.02.2026 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But, but… down here it’s our time. It’s our time down here!

28.02.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With a Cro-Magnon sitting on the cuck rock

28.02.2026 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a man with a hat and beard Alt: a cartoon of a man with a hat and beard licking his lips
28.02.2026 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/salb...

28.02.2026 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve only changed it once because of that. Like, I can’t remember that long handle name!

28.02.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m assuming that was RFK’s M.O. as well

28.02.2026 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cobbling together Deep Space 9 with everything from laser disk to torrents with permanent watermarks on the video

28.02.2026 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Kansas governor vetoing the awful bill with a statement about how Kansans have more important things to do *is* the moderate compromise position open to Dems.

27.02.2026 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He smoldered all the snow with that look

27.02.2026 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some Zen to the feed.

27.02.2026 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Kinda impressive they actually made it close enough to be gunned down.

27.02.2026 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a person says fine i 'll do it myself on makeagif.com Alt: a person says fine i 'll do it myself on makeagif.com
27.02.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0