Salacious B Crumb

Firing up the ol torrent machine

Yup, round about mid-June

Yes. So just say that

This is the wisdom young men don’t hear anymore

“Toktak” sorry!

Ooh, it’s a city builder? I also love when they come up with fake names for real stuff like “taktok” lol

Kirk with a suspected war criminal and his 19-year old daughter (TOS)

Harris Yulin in a powerhouse performance as a suspected war criminal (Deep Space 9)

Watching “Conscious of the King” tonight. Reminds me of my favorite DS9 episode “Duet.”

Kirk also asks a 19 year old out on a date

Sticking my hand into the hole in the top of a box.

Is it appropriate to send this to a coworker?

She and the “crown prince” of Iran can start a group

Heck yeah!

a storm trooper is standing next to another storm trooper in a dark room Alt: Ewoks playing stormtrooper helmets (ostensibly with the heads still inside) like Neil Peart

Gonna break out my drum kit

Grogu used the force to remove the brake lines to play with them

Lego Mando and Grogs on a Naboo star fighter in a cup. There are ducks and a loon imagery as well.

Mando and Grogs in the upper left hand corner

8 quart and pint containers of chicken stock cooling on a counter

STONKS!

Apparently the cast iron turns it black either through iron or carbon reactions that are beyond my ken.

Wait… WTF?!

OPINION DECLARATIONS There's Reason to Worry About the Iran War The action was bold, but we can't know what the repercussions will be, and a lot could go wrong. By Peggy Noonan Follow March 5, 2026 at 6:16 pm ET

Gosh, I never though of it that way. Thanks, Peggy

Being able to break the laws of physics is a huge advantage in war fighting

Hot! I said ‘hot’!

MON 9 63° | 35° • 2%

A graphic from USA Today of a hot sun gripping a thermometer in a suggestive manner

chancellor Palpatine shooting unlimited hand-screw clamps from his fingertips.

UNLIMITED CLAMPS!!!

Although the script instructed Leonard Nimoy to emote a fearful reaction upon his first sight of Big Balok, director Joseph Sargent suggested to Nimoy that he ignore what the script called for and instead simply react with the single word "Fascinating." The suggestion of this response helped refine the Spock character and provide him with a now-legendary catchphrase.

I just saw to the episode where he says “fascinating” for the first time. Great moment in character development

Hor-muz is my gas gonna cost? Amiright?!

There’s never enough

A 1944 map by geologist Harold Fisk charts a 40-mile stretch of the Mississippi River from Friars Point to Gunnison, Mississippi. Fisk used aerial photos and maps to estimate the past and then-present channels. Source: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/mississippi-rivers-hidden-history-uncovered-by-lidar?fbclid=IwY2xjawQYXkdleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFCZ2JBT2tWdVlXMmEzNU5Uc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQQMjIyMDM5MTc4ODIwMDg5MgABHsbjW-Yuubr_o_Kfeh0Elzc94geDwfXIZmeNL7NyljEBAOEjH53m2QLSo1NF_aem__4NkCIJ_D8J6mI1e8eMByg

Rivers are living beings.

Hanging at a game a few months ago

I think she was just there for the roundtable on putting college athletes back in their place

Flight of the conchords bit about Fleetwood Mac “Rumors?” “No. It’s all true.”

Then Sampson those columns to pass judgment

Ding!