Ted Newman

I would’ve told anyone in earshot to take Ga Tech and whatever points tonight. This is part of why I do not gamble

So a proxy war with Russia in South America AND a holy war in Africa? 2026 gonna hurt

can I hold your login info for a minute, partner?

Cristobal shitting the bed in November? Pikachu shocked face

You may be entitled to compensation

Another proxy war with Russia on deck

Bam is a man of true grit. Smart fantasy players snapped him up off the waiver wire

pocket billiards

Claw Dawgs sounds like a group of dudes in their 30s who spend Saturdays in a garage pounding White Claws and watching the sportsball while hiding from their families

Same with Daily Tar Heel alums

I figured the CR all-night session this week

Eli only beat the GOAT twice to win world championships

DINGERS

Man, remember when Julio had a monster set at the HR derby a couple years ago? Then his production dropped off sharply in the second half because it turned out he sprained his wrist in said derby? Surely that won’t happen again to the Mariners

Could have been fun to watch them try to rebrand the pronunciation to “sluff-ter”

The Dude approves

THEY PROVIDE THE SERVICE WE PAY FOR THE ONUS ON THEM TO PROVIDE ENOUGH

hello second apron

Caitlin Clark in town?

Same could be said for Greatest American Hero

Hear me out: JJJ would look perfect in purple & gold, running the pick and roll with Luka

You should get Brodie too. Put old OKC mojo back to work

Good luck, we are all counting on you

Did NOT need End of the Road playing in the grocery store this morning. Ugly crying in produce

Out here walkin’ like your hero Luka

like everyone else, just waiting for Don to overplay his hand again

fuck

The MySpace guy