Merlin

Covfefe and South Korea had a baby.

I'm scared, Jack. Shit is fucking insane.

Bet that'll be a banger.

What the fuck do we do?

Don't take the bait, Portland.

So freedom of speech only goes one way. Got it.

Un-fucking-believable.

We have a bit of a natural experiment here. Compare the tone, quantity and duration of Charlie Kirk coverage with that of the two Dem lawmakers gunned down in their homes in Minnesota 6 months ago. May be revealing.

Careful what you say on a Hinge date! She could be an undercover right-wing media reporter exposing your entire department’s Epstein cover up…

And here's MAGA House member Andy Ogles:

"Please join me in praying for the victims of the horrific evil that took place at Annunciation Catholic Church in Minneapolis this morning."

And here's Ogles in his charming family photo at Christmas.

Go fuck yourself, Andy Ogles.

Attempting to rig elections on his behalf.

Turning the military on citizens.

Toying with the idea of declaring martial law.

Attacking political enemies and punishing those who speak out against his regime.

If this were happening in another country, what would you call it?

I sang that as I read it.

In case anyone's confused, yes, slavery was bad.

This is what he truly believes. It's Ukraine's fault for refusing to immediately surrender. Think of it this way: He sees Russia as the man and Ukraine as the woman.

Has Elon been quiet lately, or am I just missing it?

Reporter: What’s going on with those posts on X that are clearly trolling the president?

Newsom: I hope it’s a wake up call for the president. I’m just following his example. If you have issues with what I’m putting out, you sure as hell should have concerns with what he’s putting out

If I could say one thing to the rest of the world right now, it would be "MAYDAY!" What the fuck is happening??

The thing about Trump sending the National Guard to the National Mall in DC, is that he's a rapist and pedophile who is trying to distract us from the Epstein files.

Fascism - rule by dictator
Oligarchy - gvt by wealthy few
Theocracy - ruled by religion
Kakistocracy - gvt by least qualified

America has produced a most unique system of government

A theofascoligkakracy

I feel like this is saying "let her go or she'll talk" without saying "let her go or she'll talk".

He already got what he wanted?

I can’t believe how stupid everything is. Like just when I worry things can’t get stupider, life finds a way.

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Ohhhhhhhh, so there is no Epstein client list. That explains why it was never released.