Jeffry O'Brien

I do not appreciate nor do I agree with being told that trail mix is NOT a meal.

The Conclave Has Begun!
Good luck to all participants, don't forget to stretch.
The Papal Combine can be very taxing on some of the older Cardinals, but it does serve to weed out the less physical holy men. A good 40 time here is critical!

I actually laughed out loud... and immediately cleared my internet history.

Where can we observe the research on this?

I GET TO go to the bathroom now, you guys can sort the rest of this out without me.

Gawd... why do I have to do EVERYTHING!?!?

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My life is just a series of moments, like realizing in polite company that the VAGUS nerve is pronounced VEGAS and not VAJ-US.
Viva Las Vagus!!!

Well... what if I was pretty tired from all the Nazi punching from the night before?

What if I finally come across one and I am not quite in the punching mood?

Not sure what is going on in the world today, but I got sent show prep in a group chat from a competing show down the dial. Does that happen a lot??? That's weird.

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Well... this is the end of humanity once AI and the robots take over. I can't do most of that. Neither can you, if you're honest. So basically if it comes down to a dance-off or any kind of physical fight, the robots have won.

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I am almost there, I brought a turkey-baster and a super-soaker (for crowds).

I am on day 19,862

*Puts down English Muffin and calls an Uber.

yikes

Wife: It's a blood moon tonight.

Me: (sitting, shaking back and forth quietly whispering to myself) "Don't. Don't. JUST DON'T ask if it ALSO happens every month".

I think nature prefers a Swiffer.

Clearly that cross is military grade, Nick.

I find it fascinating that AMAZON sells these truck window stickers side by side. (gonna pass on both)

Ohhh.
I thought Dua Lipa was that program you use to learn other languages.

What I learned today:

TEA + Milk = Excellent
TEA + Oat Milk = NOPE
TEA + Almond Milk = NOPE NOPE

Oddly though, TEA + Almond Milk + A little bit of real milk = Tastes Like A Doughnut... But still, NOPE

It occurs to me that if you see this, you probably already do follow me. Told you people I am not good at social media. So... I dunno, TELL A FRIEND?!?!?!?

I have been told that I will need a better following on social media than I do now. So... ok everyone, you can start following me NOW. Please. When you get a chance. Soon. Don't mean to be a pest... but... ya know?

I am not sure how "tactical" I need my cargo shorts to be.

Howard Jones is 70???
FML

"Yeah, we are totally here to kick your ass and take your women."

Friday is Valentine's Day. It's a day to celebrate with the love of your life. So Kanye will spend the day alone.

When I am alone in my back yard and sneeze a couple of times real loud, you would think one of the neighbors would shout out "Bless you!" They don't. The never do.
Of course I probably wouldn't like it if the did. But they don't know that.

Nothing in your life will show you how out of shape and unattractive you have become faster than installing one of those doorbell cameras.