veni vici vivi

you know it

croatia is fascinating, sort of like if the nazis had started the world’s largest vape shop on an idyllic beachfront

wonder if they’re going to stipulate louis ck has to visibly sanitise his hands before meeting the royals

in a slim percentage of women who have had sex at corsica studios and were also at the secret fucked up show in 2009 where damien body slammed a teenager off stage like akon, RIP

cum retriever / you’ve been down too long in the midnight sea

How does the IDF cum retrieval unit work is there like a list of women who are allowed to go in & be like ya put that guy who domed himself cuz he was sad about killing all those babies and toddlers stuff right up in me, or is the cum free for anyone or idk do their moms decide who gets their cum or

sheffield! was looking out at wyming brook basically

a nice green view

pretty good

playing music is amazing, how else would you experience a promoter asking if you’re bringing a drum kit a month after you told them twice you aren’t

DJ screw t-shirt for 51 dollars with a terrible AI illustration of him

brings me no pleasure to announce that AI has reached screwed up records

Lyrics for a Sleaford Mods song called “Megaton” which includes the line “whose side are you on”

i’m reading this in the spinal tap “saucy jack” voice

congratulations to sleaford mods on the announcement of their new album “Don’t Ask Me To Pick A Side”, which will benefit labour friends of israel

spent a lot of mine fixing a urinal tbh

pretty good weekend

yeah man i love going to unfold

him walking would be the funniest thing humanly possible right now

assumed chris carter was better off than that these days

it was my old band’s first show, no less

i always think about that man vs food bloke quitting by announcing it had ruined his life

i went to their first uk show which was in a basement in manchester to 30 people, lol

sorry man we did the “punk is being nice to people” thing for 5-6 years and it made everyone super annoying so we’re going back to being a hater 24/7

Guardian screenshot: Q: Can you clarify for other ministers and ambassadors – is it OK to stay in a paedeophile’s house? The spokesperson said there was a process for appointments.

lol

david guetta saying “shout out to his family” on a live stream, originally about george floyd

you do not got to hand it to him

please refer to my official artist site www.justinbiebermusic.com

telling everyone i’m creating a complex
multichannel sound art performance work but the title is “SWAG II”

spent the weekend listening to coil and i think one of the best things about them is how people are like “ah yes arcane wielders of the dark english magi” and 35% of their recorded output is like funky ibiza house

fox news headline about a UFC cage match on the white house lawn

i would pay upwards of £100 for secret camera footage of whatever room vince mcmahon was in when he heard he has been usurped as the biggest carny on earth

me and yves both having a conversation about someone in publishing who we believe is a parasite on our main interest, before realising we are both describing toby mott to each other