veni vici vivi

beginning to understand why bands have a manager. i mean, they are parasites leeching on the blood of an artform expressing the true scope of human emotion like no other and not a single one i’ve met has any taste at all, but sending emails is sometimes inconvenient too

the year is 2035. all internet is banned except uk lawyers for israel, the guardian opinion page and foxtons. england now has a 100% UTI rate as no one can piss anywhere without 4 forms of legal ID. sir kier rodney starmer is undergoing his 7th year of vocal coaching live on LBC to combat migration.

her hair looks like she’s wearing a judge’s wig, could never be me

show’s makeup artist really exacted some severe solidarity work here am
i right ladies

a band whose entire legacy is “demonstrably worse version of electric wizard”

whatsapp text reading: 10m late sorry i was distracted by a beautiful woman showing me a wrestling match between kenny omega and kazuchika okada

pleased to announce i am a positive influence on the woman i’m dating’s employment

YEEEEEEEAAAA

WE DIIIIIIIIIID IT

LOUDER

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID IIIIIIT

Reddit post headed "Roomba accidentally saw outside and now I can't delete "room 1" and "room 4" showing a map of the Roomba's picture of the world, which includes an ill-defined patch of outside listed as "room 1" and "room 2"

roomba accidentally saw outside

rare L here

love that geezer’s tunes before he started doing inspirational quote memes

label reads “dumb bitch juice mojito madness”

i’ve seen amyl nitrate branding you wouldn’t believe

[action bronson voice] i’m at the experimental musical festival smoking medical grade on my husband’s diagnosis

that gene farris tune knocks me into space every time i get to that part

Partial Guardian article headline that reads: “Police say ill-fitting uniforms leading to crushed testicles”

INSPIRING: every time you see a met police officer there is a good chance his bollocks are being disintegrated in real time

guy in the falafel shop called me “sir” and i just ignored him because i’d been around like 45 trans women all day, great bit imo

his solo shit sounds like someone doing a shooting stars version of one of those elvis gospel records

nick cave: my band sounds like the cramps if they sucked shit and my lyrics go “spooky bat blood vampire yeah”

music press for 40 years: this man is a poet laureate and a genius

nick cave constantly tanking all his fanbase’s goodwill is vindication for everyone who has been told the birthday party was the most evil music on earth only to discover they sound like someone from a regional goth club singing the big bopper

not to accidentally become anarcho-primitivist but i maintain the tories going through with the latter and inadvertently making every password and bank account in the uk publicly available would have been funny

“banning VPNs” is going to be this government’s “banning end to end encryption” isn’t it

why would you plant the idea to make this into my brain

me: they will never remaster those disintegrated loops

william basinski:

me looking at the four circuit gays who came to the trans rave yesterday

amazing post because at no point is he able to list the mythical “good things”

hulk hogan tweet that reads: @hulkhogan poop in my gym brother HH [reply] i really hope you mean pop. sorry to correct you, brother @hulkhogan poop brother HH

GOAT tweeter

i need the dead 78 year old parkinson’s
sufferer with decades of relentless substance abuse to reinforce my stance on gaza

exaggerated 3D thinking face emoji

this is what people posting “ozzy was a zionist” takes look like to me

YouTube video by The Void Black Sabbath Hole In The Sky Live 8/5/75

ARE YOU HIGH!?
ARE YOU HIGH!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

SO AM I

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EJi...

it’s exactly like this

cro dog freaked it