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Master ❌ Cortez

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β€œI am in a constant state of Horngry” πŸ‘| 25 | Black Streamer/Tiktoker/Voice Actor/Creator/Handheld Connoisseur from BROOKLYN πŸ’ͺπŸΎπŸ‡΅πŸ‡¦ Free πŸ‡¨πŸ‡©πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡©πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ #blackskygamers https://linktr.ee/masterxcortez INQUIRIES: masterxcortez@gmail.com

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ILYNLL

07.03.2026 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s what all you drinkERs say πŸ˜’

07.03.2026 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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🫩 Legion Go 2 finally restocked while I ain’t got the funds

07.03.2026 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Saturday (Oooh! Ooooh!)

OOH OOOOOOH open.spotify.com/track/4QKdiL...

07.03.2026 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I DON’T THINK YA HEARD MEEE

07.03.2026 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😭 don’t get me wrong I’m not like totally fucked socially but DAMN I hate so many of the unwritten rules of engagement that need to be followed.

I DON’T FEEL LIKE DOING THE WHOLE β€œHOW ARE YOU, GOOD AND YOU?” RIGAMAROLE SOMETIMES OKAY

07.03.2026 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I understand this now.

I don’t mind small talk, I do however abhor having to follow premade ass scripted conversations that unfortunately are deemed β€œnormal” because how social development works. 🫩 I just one word my way through.

Comes off as me not giving a shit about the other person

07.03.2026 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I already have this but

07.03.2026 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s what I’m sayin the light gon move regardless of the clock why don’t we just skip the whole Daylight Savings thing like some states do

06.03.2026 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Nintendo of all people calling YOU greedy there's a real problem 😭

06.03.2026 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Friend of mine just called me the God of Emulation 😭

06.03.2026 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The one Nintendo lawsuit I agree with

06.03.2026 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still at only $45 . I need to hit 400 by the end of the weekend . i need 10 ppl to send $35 or purchase content!

06.03.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Influencing yet another poor soul to buy an AYN Thor >>>>>>>

Showing them how much prices have increased on SD Cards <<<<<<<<

06.03.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’d say chill on house Tully but at the same time…

06.03.2026 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Rare Nintendo W?

06.03.2026 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Took her last breaths prolly wishing it was Jon instead of Robb too

06.03.2026 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

:D occasionally me

06.03.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Get them CLANKERS outta here

06.03.2026 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can’t stop the rainnnnn

06.03.2026 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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HANG THEM CLANKERS NOW. I GOT THE ROPE RIGHT HERE

06.03.2026 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imma hit they ass with a Z-6 rotary cannon, CLANKER LOVER

06.03.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

😭 OUTTA POCKET

06.03.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Playing some Fight Night Champion on my Steam Deck πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

06.03.2026 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look, it's not like I, or most of us, don't appreciate some titties. But ass men don't become such without careful consideration.

We had to dig deep in our souls and spend a significant amount of time in contemplation before we reached our conclusion.

HOURS, DAYS, AND WEEKS, GIVE US THE CHEEKS!

06.03.2026 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Think about it fellas

IT’S BOOTY BUT ON A CHEST

06.03.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Wlack?

06.03.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Kyle.

06.03.2026 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0