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This hurts, I love it.

Honestly perfect. I'm on chapter 14 rn and not only is it the perfect amount of boy gross, the dumb boy yearning is excellent. These idiots need to learn how to ask for what they want and Steve is getting there and taking Eddie kicking and screaming with him 💖💖💖

Bless! Thank you!

A focus on sweat and body hair and b.o. like fics that really focus on how these boys don't have proper hygiene and are getting really into each other's crevices, unwanted asses and all. Like you read it and you feel like a horny gross boy.

Does this make sense?

I'm slowly converting a friend to the joys of steddie and need the grossest boy fics you can think of to seal the deal!

(Totally not based on current circumstances (the being covered in glitter, not the being flirted with sadly))

(Eddie goes there all the time he knew where they were, he just wanted an excuse to talk to him)

Craft store worker Steve who gets covered in glitter while setting up Christmas stuff & Eddie who was just going in to get more paint for his minis but is now convinced the cute guy showing him the paints is some kind of fay & he WILL be making a npc based on him for the next campaign

E: eats it
S: no
E: EAT IT!
S: No! It has mold growing on it!
E: Cheese is already mold!
S: I'm not eating it!
E: feed it to me then at least
S: no
E: feed me Stevie~
S: I'm not feeding you moldy cheese!
E: *bites Steve's ear*

Oh I almost forgot the (un)holy trinity

Our Flag Means Death (gay pirates)
Good Omens (Gay Angels)
And What We Do in the Shadows (Gay Vampires)

My go-to movies are:
Howl's Moving Castle
Pride and Prejudice (2005)
Bridget Jones Diary
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Pom Poko
A Knight's Tale

Shows:
Buffy
Angel (watch in sync with Buffy after season 2)
Agatha All Along (even if you don't like Marvel it's good! Gay Witches!)

Currently at:
— only buy tech too old to have AI built in
— painstakingly disable AI every time they add it to something that used to work perfectly well
— if it can't be switched off, abandon the platform or tool
— if there are no good alternatives, avoid the AI parts
— patiently wait for the crash

Metal Superstar Eddie Munson who comes on stage at Popstar Steve Harrington’s show, dressed head to toe in pastel pink and yellow ✨I🩷SH✨ merch, to cover for the guitarist that broke their wrist last week. This is their relationship announcement.

there's always a John Waters quote, it seems

I have artists in California and Utah but that's it, sorry😔

Whenever I'm worried a tattoo is going to be bad I have this playing in the back of my mind

Bsky's new TOS says it alone has the power to determine whether a fictional drawing shows consent

Demand that they REPEAL this harmful and misguided rule and to give us tools to protect creative freedom instead!

Post your porn with the tag #bskycensorship

Demand bsky listen to its users

Does anyone know if there's a fic out there that's like... Eddie asking Steve to help him find his "lost dog" vibes

... asking for a friend

Found this while looking at chainmail on pinterest and just ‼️
Eddie learning to make chainmail and putting it on his jacket? 🥵

I couldn't put it down, it's just beautifully written and the psychological aspects of it had me at the edge of my seat.

I also have one of the short stories saved cuz I want to Steddie-itfy it but that's just a side quest

qrb with the 4 best books you've read so far this year!

mine (not including rereads):

I can draw anything. I can make characters as abstract or grounded as I please. I can put them in peril or paradise at the flick of a wrist and the wisp of a whim. I can tear them to shreds and they'll be fine because I decide they're fine. Because it's all fake. You are trying to chain daydreams

One of the key ways you refuse to comply with fascism is by becoming even louder and more fearless in supporting vulnerable people. You SHOW that you are unwilling to throw the "undesirables" under the bus if only for self-preservation because under fascism you will also become undesirable one day.

Picture of the sculpture "Apollo and Daphne" by Gian Lorenzo Bernini, 1622-1625. It depicts the god Apollo attempting to capture and rape the nymph Daphne, and she is being transformed into a tree to escape his pursuit.

Picture of a painted urn depicting the rape of Persephone by the god Hades. It is an Apulian red-figure volute crater from about 340 BC

"The Rape of Prosperina" - an oil painting by Peter Paul Rubens, depicting the abduction of Persephone by the god Hades. This is from 1636-1637

"The Rape of Europa," oil painting by the artist Tizian Vecellio (also known as Titian). It depicts the princess Europa being abductd by Zeus in the form of a great white bull, as he intends to sexually assault her. The painting is from 1560-1562

posting extremely banned highly illegal depictions of non-consent on bluesky dot app

Text over a sparkly flowery background which reads: “WE SUPPORT SLUTS AND WHORES ON THIS PAGE”.

putting this on your timeline again

IN THE FIGHT AGAINST FASCISM

PORNOGRAPHERS HAVE YOUR BACK

DO YOU HAVE THEIRS?

They have this button on the right hand column that in addition to public shaming, lets you shame them in other useful ways

YouTube video by GLITCH KNIGHTS OF GUINEVERE: PILOT

Knights of Guinevere PILOT

youtu.be/MCAdbUaMlAE

Steve takes just as much care rubbing the oil into Eddie's thighs and stomach as Eddie had his chest. By the time they're both oiled up and in their gear, neither of them can wait to get their hands on the other.

His new friend was right, the oil did get him in the mood for Turkish oil wrestling 😘