shallowman

Kindness marxists inside all of us

When life gives you lemons, you swiftly shove them up your ass

I do too, but in subway. Have you tried killer sudoku? Has become my favourite. A really great mode to make the game fresh

- This man, he shits tons
- Woah, does he accept apprentices?

It's kinda sad that the truly great moments of reflection come to you when you enter the restroom without anything to distract you from your thoughts and the process of excretion

Pick up singing, pick up writing, pick up painting, pick up software engineering, pick up macrame, pick up running, pick up speed, pick up speedrunning, pick up groceries, pick up children, pick up responsibilities, pick up ideologies, pick up yourself. PICK UP SOMETHING!

Netherlands, autumn of 1919. Two people collecting fallen leaves into a giant basket. They stand amidst trees, standing like pillars stretching far beyond into an unclear, foggy background. The photo is in sepia

Must be from my dreams

🫂

Sir, I'm imploring you to stop peeing on my shoes

Gap in welfare and representation. Call it Gapitalism

Little man, don't get lost, but also don't be afraid to cry

Nukus nan being made in a tandir

This, straight into my veins, please

A photo from 1970s of an Uzbek family, depicting grandpa and granny in traditional clothing, sitting in the company of their grandchildren

Over 50 years later and we still drink tea with our elders like this

If there are infinite universes, then there is an infinite number of them where we belong

When there are no words left to speak, fart. LOUDLY!

People used to have erections. Now they just have boners, or not even that sometimes

One of the remaining fishing boats at Muynak, Karakalpakstan, serving as a reminder of the once plentiful Aral Sea

If you go there, it will be really hard to hold back your tears

Hey, how have you been, borbie? I see that you deactivated your twitter. My main also got suspended😔. Now I'm on @shallowmany

Even conservatism is getting outsourced😭

On here I mean

I don't there is any real tangible incentive for people from developing countries to run right wing gimmick accounts for grift

Polish Empire @excalinsight being outed as an Indian, not a Polish nationalist. He start the post by saying, "FULL DISCLOSURE: I'm an Indian."

Might be one of the funniest tweets as of late

That's the new intel?

Somewhere in a parallel universe

Charlie Kirk presenting a cap to someone off camera, while there is a tent behind him that has a banner that reads "PROVE ME WRONG .... ..... WRONG"

This one also has a really good meme potential

Probably the funniest thing to come out of yesterday's happy accident

Suspected shooter of Charlie Kirk

Why did this dude not show up in Butler, PA a year ago

Posting this for no apparent reason

Moments of silence for Charles James Kirk