kristen @shaunasjorts - Bluesky Profile

i cannot wait to move back home and never talk to anyone again moving here has just been the worst experience lmao

10.06.2025 00:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

CUTIEEE

26.05.2025 21:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i know nobody’s fucking on here but i think i’m gonna move any yj related things over here because yjtwt is an absolute cesspool i have no desire to associate with anymore ❤️

24.05.2025 20:53 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i love a ginger girl in a sweater

30.11.2024 19:58 — 👍 22 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

she unfollowed like 300 people i know it wasn’t personal but STILL

30.11.2024 05:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my parasocial thought of the day is that it makes me very upset that riley unfollowed courtney

30.11.2024 05:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i haven’t yet but i’m working my way through her filmography!

29.11.2024 23:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

might move all my riley keough thirst tweets over here since they’ll be getting zero interactions on either platform

29.11.2024 23:18 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

coming on here to give my useless post of the day: i really want a meatball sub but im trying to stop ordering food so much

24.11.2024 21:25 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

finally got back into rewriting older chapters of my fic but now
i’m overthinking it too much and have spent like 2 hours trying to figure out how to structure one paragraph

21.11.2024 20:18 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

who remembers

21.11.2024 17:09 — 👍 12 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

shauna shipman

07.10.2024 19:57 — 👍 39 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 0

only he CAME BACK for some reason and i tried to hide but he found me and thought that i was someone he knew so i ended up staying and babysitting his kids. anyways it was the most exciting dream ive had in months

21.11.2024 20:13 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

had a crazy fucking dream last night where i was trying to find homes for 2 dogs and taylor swift was interested so she adopted them but then i missed the dogs and wanted them back so i broke into travis kelce’s house while they were playing the steelers

21.11.2024 20:13 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

will it be annoying if i just copy every tweet i make over here. if not then I NEED HER!!!!!!!!

18.11.2024 23:06 — 👍 26 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0

Everyone's buzzing with the news. Yellowjackets Season 3 teaser trailer drops on Tuesday—just in time for the best day of the year.

Which Wiskayok #Man do you hope meets their demise this season? 🐝☠️

18.11.2024 04:17 — 👍 60 🔁 12 💬 6 📌 5

Gladiator Shauna. #gladiator #shaunashipmam

17.11.2024 20:03 — 👍 29 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0

My takeaways from attending the Yellowjackets Vulture Fest panel If you saw me and my friend trying to failing to carry 7 alcoholic beverages into the room, no you didn’t •There will be a Season 3 announcement this upcoming Tuesday that fans have been “waiting fo…

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Yellowjackets panel stuff!!!!

17.11.2024 21:55 — 👍 13 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 1

a tumblr post from user williamfbuckley that's been edited to read: "literally shauna shipman's entire problem was that she didn't have enough enrichment in her enclosure. and that was ON JEFF. like maybe if you are married to an apex predator do not make her stay in new jersey bro"

17.11.2024 03:35 — 👍 26 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0