Donica Lewinsky

And another thing, stop pestering Elmo about that rock!

Look here, as long as they are not actively or intentionally harming others, we DO NOT judge how the girls pay the bills.

I love calling my bag a pocketbook cause that's exactly what it is.

We really only got a month and some change left before the temperature rises, the bugs come back, and the trees start nutting on us again.

I haven't trusted big business since I found out what planned obsolescence was in the 5th grade.

If you have to go so far out of your way as to dress as your opponent and mock them in a video, you have lost the war. Very loser, unbusy behavior.

Y'all can't cook, yall can't warsh clothes, yall can't read, yall can't, write, yall can't think, yall can't pay attention to a video that's longer than 15 seconds. Can yall do ANYTHING?

What do you mean the children are not separating their clothes and washing them by type or color? Has the world truly gone mad?

And now we done lost Miss Anna cuz y'all don't know how to keep things in the family.

We just don't get yelling like that no more from the girls. They all wanna be chill and cutesy. No. USE YOUR INSTRUMENT!

What is it about the month of December? Seems every day that passes somebody else has gone to glory.

Well yes!

Yall guess what album I'm listening to.

This! It's always a struggle with older people, especially if they're god fearing. I'd have a better time convincing a boulder to fly.

Literally. Telling my mother to give up AI is a dead horse. It's become so integral to her daily life that she often asks me and my siblings "well what did *insert AI chat bot #7* say" whenever we have a problem.

Yeah if you're still a fan of that woman a this point it might just be time for you to be taken out back.

Baby, calling The West Wing of glimpse into a better America in this day and age is laughable. That show is establishment democrat core down. Well written for time yes, but it definitely should not be a blueprint the American government in is current form.

It's always a white mom by rachel at the scene of the crime. EVERY. DAYUM. TIME.

I'm so sick of hearing about flop ass chat EBT.

to all my spiritual people take your meds and if you’re not on them please start. you need a clear head to walk the right spiritual path. medication is not going to weaken your “gifts” but ignoring your mental health will!!!!

Glinda said "in the Uplands we throw hands not brooms"

NOT DONNICA LEWINSKY EVDKDKSBRND

I didn't realize how much y'all hated disabled people. Like y'all really REALLY hate them.

The Game of Thrones creators are still in hiding.

My girls get ACTIVE!

Drinking a margarita out of a can? That's just very unladylike.

Now you know better Bernyce.

Those first couple Transformers movies really are just giant military recruitment ads.