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but check out this nugget buried in Donny soliloquy. ‘nobody knows what magnets are.’ if anyone reading this post doesn’t know what magnets are, could you please check yourself into the nearest Soylent Green facility, because you’re wasting perfectly good oxygen. you know who doesn’t know what magnets are? Donny. he’s every-accusation-is-a-confessioning again. Donny’s mystified by magnets. all he knows is they stop working if they get wet. Preznit Fuckwit is an imbecile who doesn’t know shit about shit.

YESTERDAY, OUR SHIT-FOR-BRAINS PRESIDENT ACTUALLY SAID "NO ONE KNOWS WHAT MAGNETS ARE" AND NOT ONE REPORTER REPLIED "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?" THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY MAGNIFICENT POST THAT NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. "SIR! THANK YOU FOR WRITING IT, SIR!" LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4qUKHt7

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

Just popping in to remind everyone that Cardinal Dolan is an absolute piece of shit.

Bowing to public pressure, Cracker Barrel has moved quickly to upgrade their new logo.

#ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles

Leno has been pretty hated by every other comedian in the world for a loooong time.

This person appears to have not *actually* read the thread.

This is absolutely bullshit, and you should be ashamed of giving this idiot a platform. The doctors LITERALLY SAID that they were required to keep her body functioning as an incubator, at the cost of over a million dollars to her family, BECAUSE OF THE LAW. Elizabeth Bruenig is a mendacious asshole.

Jesus, that's creepy looking. Like, if malevolent aliens try to hide among us, they're going to look just like that.

How much you wanna bet that Kegseth is too brutally hungover to even know what's going on?

The LA rioters are out of hand.

I've been watching social media and Fox News and I'm telling you they've burned that same Waymo taxi like 50 times now.

It's always fascinating to me, the moral flexibility of moral absolutists.

I mean, this guy could lick his own asshole.

Let’s talk for a moment about some of the more subtle ways that the press acts as a mouthpiece for law enforcement.

Actor Jonathan Joss was shot to death on Sunday. I don’t know what happened; I wasn’t there. But his husband said a homophobic neighbor shot him as part of an explicit hate crime.
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Oh no. Oh no, no no. No.

I mean, technically it's true that when you don't have any money, you will definitely *lose* less money than you would if you had any to lose...
Mr. Art O'Deals, everybody.

Ericsson - Wikipedia

Apparently Ericsson has a record of being absolute scum, so this tracks.

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Dude is such a pathetic dweeb. All his bullying doesn't make him even slightly cool, and that fact eats at him 24/7

I'm sure Marco was super impressive.

We are not sending our best.

*Casserole
(I lived in Chicago for three years, am fully expecting angry people from two time zones)

This is now canon 🤖

Love, Grief, and Learning to Live Without Hope "Okay" has a new metric now.

I write, sometimes. Here's a thing.

athenah2so4.substack.com/p/love-grief...

A tweet by evan loves worf (@esjesjesj ) reads: "did he swim faster than you too." It quotes a tweet by Riley Gaines (@Riley_Gaines ) from 21 hours ago that says: "When the AP says 'wrongly deported Maryland man' what they really mean is 'rightfully deported El Salvador man' x.com/ap/status/1911...."

Remember: Gaines tied for 5th with a trans woman but turned it into a MAGA meal ticket for life.

Jewish student on Mohsen Mahdawi:

YouTube video by Aaron Overfield Nina Simone: Mississippi Goddam

Still true,with some detail changes.

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Something this past election and, well life, has taught me? Americans will get REAL FUCKING WEIRD about anything a Black woman does to excuse their ingrained weirdness about Black women.

[traffic stop]
Cop: You're going too fast
Me: sorry officer
Cop: Slow down
Me: will do
Cop: Stop rushing
Me: gotcha
Cop: Don't propose yet, she's not ready
Me: wait what

Definitely read the entire thread.

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This is very "purity and essence of our natural fluids"

in fairness to the market no one could have guessed that a nearly 80 year-old ex-President with a messianic self-certainty and the hyperfixation of a toddler would enact a policy he spent each and every day of a two-year campaign promising to enact!

JESUS RUBBERNECKING CHRIST ON A CRACKER THIS MAN'S BRAIN IS COOKED INTO OLD PUDDING