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@jennystrath.bsky.social

Manager of a Warhammer Store. Sometimes I write things. My opinions are my own. She/Her.

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a cartoon character with long hair and a mustache is making a scary face . ALT: a cartoon character with long hair and a mustache is making a scary face .

TWIN TEMPLE ON DRAGULA THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT!!!!

12.11.2025 08:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Studies show vibes are off"

10.11.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Homer Simpson sitting at his work desk, singing to the theme of Goldfinger. Text reads: 

β™ͺ MAX POWER β™ͺ

β™ͺ HE'S THE MAN WHOSE NAME β™ͺ

β™ͺ YOU'D LOVE TO TOUCH β™ͺ

β™ͺ BUT YOU MUSTN'T TOUCH β™ͺ

Homer Simpson sitting at his work desk, singing to the theme of Goldfinger. Text reads: β™ͺ MAX POWER β™ͺ β™ͺ HE'S THE MAN WHOSE NAME β™ͺ β™ͺ YOU'D LOVE TO TOUCH β™ͺ β™ͺ BUT YOU MUSTN'T TOUCH β™ͺ

My millennial problem with the Goldfinger song is that if I'm not careful playing it in my head, it will morph too seemlessly into the Max Power theme song by accident.

10.11.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Between Nosferatu and Frankenstein: this girl really wants a fancy vintage nightgown too.

09.11.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe I am the monster πŸ€”

08.11.2025 10:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I watched the new Del Toro Frankenstien last night and obviously adored it and am obsessed with the films gorgeous colour palette.

But also my brain is broken in a Warhammer way so I had no choice but to;

08.11.2025 10:25 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Like I said at PAXAU: other people being assholes online is neither my problem or my buisness 😊

08.11.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Spear of the Emperor by ADB was a little bit like that. About an established marine visiting an almost-lost founding.

Might be a good reference to check out for comparison, and also because it is excellent πŸ–€

06.11.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was gonna say the day we Australians celebrate the genocide we did on our native peoples is in January and we do so by getting blackout drunk on a public beach and wearing Australian flags as capes.

But I picked Addams Family spooky Thanksgiving because it was more fun πŸŽƒ

Still spooky. Won't stop

01.11.2025 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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We don't have Turkey Season, but I learned that too can be spooky from a documentary.

01.11.2025 10:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Skinless Frank from Hellraiser. Text on the wall writtwn in blood, altered to say "Help me I'm all sticky"

Skinless Frank from Hellraiser. Text on the wall writtwn in blood, altered to say "Help me I'm all sticky"

This one also applies to spending any large portion of time with children.

01.11.2025 07:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a skeleton holding a pumpkin in his hand ALT: a cartoon of a skeleton holding a pumpkin in his hand

No! πŸ˜ƒ

Spooooookkyyyyyy

01.11.2025 07:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a black and white cartoon of a skeleton dancing in a graveyard . ALT: a black and white cartoon of a skeleton dancing in a graveyard .

Never!

01.11.2025 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Simpsons screenshot. Bob Dole in a hard hat in front of a factory. Text reads "ABORTIONS FOR SOME
 MINIATURE AMERICAN FLAGS
 FOR OTHERS."

Simpsons screenshot. Bob Dole in a hard hat in front of a factory. Text reads "ABORTIONS FOR SOME MINIATURE AMERICAN FLAGS FOR OTHERS."

Hear me out

31.10.2025 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Graffiti has big The Medium is the Message origins that are core to the artform.

30.10.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Mexican restaurant my Mum used to manage had taquito dogs, which was this but deep-fried.

Don't know how much of a thing it is elsewhere but it was πŸ’― for picky white Australian kids who were not ready for tacos.

29.10.2025 07:59 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a theory about western people endangering themselves after someone got swept off a pier in a bad storm recently. The council faced criticism for not officially closing off the area beforehand.

I think there might be an aspect of, "if this was dangerous; someone/the government would stop me."

29.10.2025 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I absolutely see machete bagel tennis forming when the Catachans fought a campaign with the Mordians (who adopted and adapted bagels from the Vostroyans)

27.10.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It would mean I could be listening to something literally on-brand when quietly painting in store.
Instead of having to explain machete bagel tennis or the Hello Fresh Island whenever I can't hit pause fast enough when customers come in.

27.10.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The Owl from Ocarina of Time asking if I got all that

The Owl from Ocarina of Time asking if I got all that

I'd rather go listen to the Ocarina of Time Owl

25.10.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And welcome to this weeks episode of "Imagine if Obama did that"

24.10.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just trying to keep my hateration in moderation (in this dancery) πŸ˜…

Sometimes ya know you watch something, more and more lately, and you can see the studio notes as they're being implemented. The red text "suggestions" in the script.

24.10.2025 10:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Felt like I should give the writers the benefit of the doubt and shift some blame where it usually belongs; on the suits.

24.10.2025 10:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was just like, urgh is this what we're doing for the next 2 hours? πŸ™„

These movies have infinity money and can't hire writers, or at least give them time to do a second draft?

24.10.2025 10:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Unobtainium" is tied second for thing that had me wanting to leave a cinema within the first 30 minutes of a film.

The other candidate was "is Vincent D'onofrio going to try a militatise these dinosaurs?"

24.10.2025 09:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Singing along to Babymetal today, thinking about how it's kind of like how Chatgpt works.

I don't speak Japanese (or German for Rammstien, or Icelandic for SΓ³lstafir etc) but I can make vaguely convincing mouth-sounds
Yet I have no true understanding of what I'm saying.
It's just regurgitated noise

23.10.2025 09:18 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah that's the basic thesis of the "Forbidden Expirement." If you isolate a person: scientifically how fucked up would the be, for how long etc.

Also in fact-checking myself just now, I found out they version they did on primates was called, "the Pit of Despair" so that's fun πŸ™ƒ

21.10.2025 11:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think all that language needs to develop is another human. Aside from The Forbidden Expirement, I think we're as sure as can be about it.

If you've ever heard about what happened in the Nicaraguan schools for the deaf, people and especially kids are great at forming language. It's wonderful πŸ₯°

21.10.2025 10:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Simpsons Screenshot of The Sea Captain looking grossed out. Text reads, "Yarrr! That's gonna replace the whale in my nightmares"

Simpsons Screenshot of The Sea Captain looking grossed out. Text reads, "Yarrr! That's gonna replace the whale in my nightmares"

Noooooo 🀒

Perrin, knock off that angelic singing and get the man a napkin for ManwΓ«'s sake.

19.10.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So long as I don't have to watch him eat it like that tomato πŸ˜•

19.10.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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