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12.11.2025 08:54 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@jennystrath.bsky.social
Manager of a Warhammer Store. Sometimes I write things. My opinions are my own. She/Her.
"Studies show vibes are off"
10.11.2025 20:42 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Homer Simpson sitting at his work desk, singing to the theme of Goldfinger. Text reads: βͺ MAX POWER βͺ βͺ HE'S THE MAN WHOSE NAME βͺ βͺ YOU'D LOVE TO TOUCH βͺ βͺ BUT YOU MUSTN'T TOUCH βͺ
My millennial problem with the Goldfinger song is that if I'm not careful playing it in my head, it will morph too seemlessly into the Max Power theme song by accident.
10.11.2025 01:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Between Nosferatu and Frankenstein: this girl really wants a fancy vintage nightgown too.
09.11.2025 03:46 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Maybe I am the monster π€
08.11.2025 10:26 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I watched the new Del Toro Frankenstien last night and obviously adored it and am obsessed with the films gorgeous colour palette.
But also my brain is broken in a Warhammer way so I had no choice but to;
Like I said at PAXAU: other people being assholes online is neither my problem or my buisness π
08.11.2025 02:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Spear of the Emperor by ADB was a little bit like that. About an established marine visiting an almost-lost founding.
Might be a good reference to check out for comparison, and also because it is excellent π€
I was gonna say the day we Australians celebrate the genocide we did on our native peoples is in January and we do so by getting blackout drunk on a public beach and wearing Australian flags as capes.
But I picked Addams Family spooky Thanksgiving because it was more fun π
Still spooky. Won't stop
We don't have Turkey Season, but I learned that too can be spooky from a documentary.
01.11.2025 10:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Skinless Frank from Hellraiser. Text on the wall writtwn in blood, altered to say "Help me I'm all sticky"
This one also applies to spending any large portion of time with children.
01.11.2025 07:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Simpsons screenshot. Bob Dole in a hard hat in front of a factory. Text reads "ABORTIONS FOR SOME MINIATURE AMERICAN FLAGS FOR OTHERS."
Hear me out
31.10.2025 12:21 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Graffiti has big The Medium is the Message origins that are core to the artform.
30.10.2025 21:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Mexican restaurant my Mum used to manage had taquito dogs, which was this but deep-fried.
Don't know how much of a thing it is elsewhere but it was π― for picky white Australian kids who were not ready for tacos.
I have a theory about western people endangering themselves after someone got swept off a pier in a bad storm recently. The council faced criticism for not officially closing off the area beforehand.
I think there might be an aspect of, "if this was dangerous; someone/the government would stop me."
I absolutely see machete bagel tennis forming when the Catachans fought a campaign with the Mordians (who adopted and adapted bagels from the Vostroyans)
27.10.2025 02:51 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It would mean I could be listening to something literally on-brand when quietly painting in store.
Instead of having to explain machete bagel tennis or the Hello Fresh Island whenever I can't hit pause fast enough when customers come in.
The Owl from Ocarina of Time asking if I got all that
I'd rather go listen to the Ocarina of Time Owl
25.10.2025 00:05 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And welcome to this weeks episode of "Imagine if Obama did that"
24.10.2025 13:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just trying to keep my hateration in moderation (in this dancery) π
Sometimes ya know you watch something, more and more lately, and you can see the studio notes as they're being implemented. The red text "suggestions" in the script.
Felt like I should give the writers the benefit of the doubt and shift some blame where it usually belongs; on the suits.
24.10.2025 10:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I was just like, urgh is this what we're doing for the next 2 hours? π
These movies have infinity money and can't hire writers, or at least give them time to do a second draft?
"Unobtainium" is tied second for thing that had me wanting to leave a cinema within the first 30 minutes of a film.
The other candidate was "is Vincent D'onofrio going to try a militatise these dinosaurs?"
Singing along to Babymetal today, thinking about how it's kind of like how Chatgpt works.
I don't speak Japanese (or German for Rammstien, or Icelandic for SΓ³lstafir etc) but I can make vaguely convincing mouth-sounds
Yet I have no true understanding of what I'm saying.
It's just regurgitated noise
Yeah that's the basic thesis of the "Forbidden Expirement." If you isolate a person: scientifically how fucked up would the be, for how long etc.
Also in fact-checking myself just now, I found out they version they did on primates was called, "the Pit of Despair" so that's fun π
I think all that language needs to develop is another human. Aside from The Forbidden Expirement, I think we're as sure as can be about it.
If you've ever heard about what happened in the Nicaraguan schools for the deaf, people and especially kids are great at forming language. It's wonderful π₯°
Simpsons Screenshot of The Sea Captain looking grossed out. Text reads, "Yarrr! That's gonna replace the whale in my nightmares"
Noooooo π€’
Perrin, knock off that angelic singing and get the man a napkin for ManwΓ«'s sake.
So long as I don't have to watch him eat it like that tomato π
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