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I only like instrumental jazz. I get taken out when anyone is singing/scatting.

18.10.2025 02:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I remember when PBR had playing cards printed under the caps on longneck bottles. My buddy was a big PBR fan. Our whole friend group drank that until he had a full deck. 🍻

18.10.2025 02:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have killed you two days in a Ro now.

17.10.2025 03:25 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This would be a good time to drop a screenshot of when joe tried to draw a map of the US from memory.

16.10.2025 20:48 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My dad cheaps out toilet paper and garbage bags. It drives me nuts.

16.10.2025 19:00 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We missed you at breakfast!

16.10.2025 14:30 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I agree. Turn on @alexisdotgov.bsky.social

11.10.2025 05:08 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait…how did you get this video of my wife?

08.10.2025 00:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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Happy birthday!

05.10.2025 21:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Name a more iconic duo!

03.10.2025 22:09 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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My barber took some liberties with my cut a while back, and I haven’t changed it since. It’s a great look for you!

03.10.2025 01:15 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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30.09.2025 21:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Happy birthday Zora!

29.09.2025 19:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Teen girl squad!

28.09.2025 19:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s the only crown that fit his weird little worm head correctly 😅

25.09.2025 23:53 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Who, me? 🤭

25.09.2025 23:01 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

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24.09.2025 14:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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17.09.2025 21:34 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nailed it! 🔨

17.09.2025 01:26 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At least I was in good company! 😅

17.09.2025 01:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did somebody say qorndog?

16.09.2025 01:33 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Any place I’ve ever worked, employees would only use that to measure weight loss after a trip to the bathroom.

12.09.2025 02:41 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Spring has me sprung 👀

12.09.2025 02:35 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man with curly hair and glasses is smiling and wearing a colorful shirt . ALT: a man with curly hair and glasses is smiling and wearing a colorful shirt .

Love that sweatshirt!

11.09.2025 20:38 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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France is so nice this time of year

08.09.2025 02:02 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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08.09.2025 01:01 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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08.09.2025 00:18 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Where is this streaming?

07.09.2025 04:25 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Always buy the thing.

06.09.2025 21:44 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Don’t make me sing…

02.09.2025 22:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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