T.R. kingqorndog - Bluesky Statics

a man in a suit and bow tie stands in front of motorcycles Alt: Pee wee knocks over a motorcycle

Whoops!

01.03.2026 22:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a close up of a sign that says ' a' on it Alt: Happy birthday to a 21st century fox

Happy birthday! Soon you’ll be 60 years old! 🎂 🎁 🎉 🥳

27.02.2026 19:46 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He’s so grumpy though.

22.02.2026 06:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a broken egg with a baby 's face in it Alt: The egg you can’t forget

Egg humbled everyone

22.02.2026 06:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a green frog wearing headphones is sitting on a pink turntable with the words 01 yapper written below it Alt: Dj fishy fresh

Happy birthday!

22.02.2026 06:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who, me? 😎

13.02.2026 04:58 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As someone who has recollected a few of my own favorite toys from childhood, I say do it. Worth every penny.

12.02.2026 02:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nothing wrong with thinking outside the bun!

07.02.2026 01:30 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

K Mac’s battle plan against the wet bandits

Why does this feel like the battle plan from home alone?

06.02.2026 23:17 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man wearing a cowboy hat and a plaid coat Alt: A sad cowpoke

Feel better pardner

06.02.2026 21:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a close up of a person 's face with a white mask on . Alt: Joe dancing his way to a mcnugget burger

Happy birthday Joe!

28.01.2026 04:40 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a young boy is holding a corn on the cob and talking into a microphone Alt: Wishing a fellow corn a beautiful birthday

Happy birthday cute qorn! @corncutie.bsky.social

28.01.2026 00:51 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You’re welcome! Sorry hims has a bum foot. 🤕

28.01.2026 00:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man wearing sunglasses and a colorful shirt is looking through his glasses . Alt: Just peepin’

24.01.2026 20:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy labubu day! 🥳

24.01.2026 20:09 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is from late summer, but I had a doe in my backyard!

17.01.2026 23:56 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a young boy in a green sweater says " a lovely cheese pizza just for me " Alt: Mac gooning for a pizza

The Kevin McAllister style.

17.01.2026 23:43 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don’t you lashsplain me! 😡

17.01.2026 22:19 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Curly from the hit film City Slickers.

This is how I feel watching you play rdr2

15.01.2026 01:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a cowboy hat is giving a thumbs up sign Alt: Bruno Kirby from the hit film City Slickers

Let’s go for a horsey ride! 🤠

14.01.2026 21:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A Dolly Parton candle casting away the heebie jeebies

I sparked up the Dolly prayer candle for ya. Wishing you the very best my friend!

14.01.2026 20:48 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Damn I missed a good one today 😂

13.01.2026 22:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Really? I thought it was awesome!

09.01.2026 22:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a red uniform is saying " you better believe it " Alt: Sulu confirms Oracle’s assessment.

08.01.2026 04:30 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

mr bean is wearing a suit and tie and says `` happy birthday ! '' Alt: Mr. Bean wishing you the happiest of birthdays

08.01.2026 03:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That’s me after a sweet treat with milk and an episode of star trek. 😴

08.01.2026 03:03 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a bald man in a yellow shirt says uh yes yes yes yes this is a keeper oi Alt: Skin flakes are are a treat

07.01.2026 23:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Better late than never! 😎

07.01.2026 21:00 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I will fight for you

06.01.2026 02:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Vicki Vallencourt holding a sign.

06.01.2026 02:41 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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