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[spins chair around] Now let me tell you about another guy who decided to fight a war on two fronts

No one involved in this should ever have a career again.

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Why should a state bother abiding by a Supreme Court ruling at this point? The administration has ignored dozens? hundreds? of rulings and court orders with basically no punishment. Maybe make a meaningless superficial change to your policy, let them re-litigate until they die of old age.

Oh, Death, why canst thou not sometimes be timely?

Hi folks, these days, when someone is having a health issue, it's referred to as an "opportunity," so let's go with that – I'm having one of those. It's also called a type of cancer that's “treatable” not "curable." I apologize if that's a shock – it was to me too. The good news is, I'm not gonna go into any more detail. I'm posting this, because professionally, a few things will have to change - appearances and cons and work in general need to take back seat to treatment. My plan is to get as well as I possibly can over the summer so that I can tour with my new movie Ernie & Emma this fall. There are several cons this year summer that I have to cancel. Big regrets on my part. Treatment needs and professional obligations don't always go hand-in-hand. That's about it. I'm not trying enlist sympathy-or advice-Ijust want to get ahead of this information in case false information gets out (which it will). Fear not, I am a tough old son-of-a-bitch and I have great support, so I expect to be around a while. As always, you're the greatest fans in the world and I hope to see you soon! Much love, Bruce Campbell

Bruce Campbell announces he has a type of cancer that's "treatable" not "curable"

That's a damn fine cup of moomoo milk.

(Someone probably did this already, but as long as I don't look at the quotes I have plausible deniability.)

He looks like the actor you hire to play a senator who needs to be perceived as handsome within the narrative, but whom the audience needs to immediately perceive as creepy and evil.

Thune looks like what a political cartoonist draws when they need to convey the concept of handsome within the vaguely grotesque caricature style of their medium.

I used to think I wouldn't be able to notice the difference, until I got a PS5 and switched ff7r to "performance" and experienced 60fps in person. Turned it back immediately. It looks like motion smoothing? This is what people are freaking out over?

adventurers don't exist to perform heroic feats or save the world, they exist to wander into ancient tombs and get subjected to obscure fetishes

Oh this is gonna get weeeeiiiird, isn't it?

"In The Countryside Of The Sea" is my favorite Willa Cather novel.

It may surprise you to learn that sometimes, in matters of politics, people speak rhetorically. In this case, after decades of hearing discourse about what it takes to win this or that voter, I am speaking as if I believe they might actually have any interest in winning mine.

A bowl of mango chunks

In less terrible news, last week's fruit discourse prompted me to get a mango. It was a basic-ass American grocery store mango, but it was still real good on the scale of Fruit I Have Regular Access To, & pretty good on the scale of Mangoes I Have Had. Plus I didn't even injure myself carving it!

My money's on syphilis--not necessarily because I think it's the most likely, but because it's the one I think he deserves.

Are we sure it's not syphilis?

"Mrs. Johnson, it is with a heavy heart that I must inform you that in the early hours of Sunday, the First of March, while serving his country at an airbase outside Dubai, your son Michael was fatally squirted. You have my deepest condolences, re: the squirting that happened to your beloved son."

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I just don’t think the opposition party should feel it necessary to be more careful in criticizing a war than the party in power is in starting one.

Praying for death (not mine).