an undigested bit of beef

Don’t expect any further rewards or handclaps. This is how normal people are all the time.

I am generally kind of resistant to the idea that we should avoid certain useful words because of their etymological origin or history, but uh...

I do think maybe we should let "cabal" go on vacation for the next year or two, at least when it comes to political discourse.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

everythiiing🎵
I have to saaay🗣️
would get me baaanned🎷
or on a liiist🎶

image of keanu reeves as john wick looking at a selection of handguns displayed on a wall. text says "me deciding which of my weapons to use against fascism." the guns on the wall are labeled debt, kind of funny, headaches, good speller, fork, unpublished novel, and can pull a quarter out of your ear.

“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

I am not a "both sides are the same" guy, but I understand what drives people in that direction, because I've been watching this exact betrayal repeat itself over and over for like 30 years now.

At this point, enabling Trump's illegal acts is basically treason. Hope you like living with that for the rest of your life.

I hope unspecified bad things* happen to every single Republican.

* which for legal reasons do not technically constitute "harm"

Any "mainstream" commentator writing in support of Trump's illegal war needs to be understood to be either a) an accomplice to crimes against the American people and the world, and/or b) an easily-blackmailed pedophile. There is simply no one left who is dumb enough to actually buy this shit.

After sizing up the situation and recognizing that no one in town cares about ending the violence, the rōnin says he intends to stay, as the town would be better off with both sides dead. He convinces the weaker Seibei to hire his services by effortlessly killing three of Ushitora's men. When asked his name, he sees a mulberry field and states his name is Kuwabatake ("mulberry field") Sanjuro ("thirty-years-old")

Of course, on the other end of the spectrum, you get YOJIMBO (1961):

(oh shit, that worked? We can actually upload gifs now?)

The "unique stress mechanic" your body's instinctive revulsion at knowing this product exists.

Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.

I feel like what they're going for is a military that runs on the principles of conservative Christian homeschooling--they want to keep young servicemembers away from ideas--or individuals--that contradict or question their right wing dogma, whether it's Marxism or literature or basic science.

A Cyclops action figure firing an optic blast that, on close inspection, is revealed to be a sausage

The Tamashii Nations Instagram reposted this and I felt you all needed to see it

I'm worried that someone might read this as a joke, but I am absolutely certain that he's talking about what the administration consistently (and propagandisticly) refers to "the radical left": literally anyone who opposes our current regime of fascist oligarchy.

Uh, I'm pretty sure "the enemy" is us.

I feel like what he's talking about is pretty clear, and extremely alarming.

Ditching Justin Roiland is the best thing that could have happened to High On Life 2 Ditching Justin Roiland is the best thing that could have happened to High On Life 2

I can say, with some confidence, that High On Life 2 is the best game I've ever played in which the actual, no screwing around John Waters voices an alien who runs a Spirit Halloween in space. www.avclub.com/high-on-life...

The secret hero of Moore's Swamp Thing run.

It's actually fine if Epstein bestie (also the wife of another Epstein bestie!) runs all of American news and entertainment television and film Americans have choices in alt media, from Rupert Murdoch's FOX News to Rupert Murdoch's New York Post! From the Daily Wire to u guessed it the Daily Wire!

It's not state-run media, guys. If it was state-run media it would switch to supporting Democrats when they were in power.

It's right-wing media.

If we get through this, the thing that needs to come after "prosecutions" on the national to-do list is "de-conglomeration".

Anyone who would like to help me remember my fallen cactusbeast, please forgo flowers, and remember her in the way she lived:

Steal some cheese from someone you love, in her honor.

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@plumberduck.bsky.social I doubt management would go for it, but I do think "Everything To Gunther" would be a good title for a FRIENDS Pivot.