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Painting in the Surreal style. A woman on her back in a glass case, flowers have burst from her chest Artist- Gail Potocki. Titled Botanica No. 23.
Good morning Bluesky
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Showcasing the 'Don't Tread On Me' T-Shirt
You work too hard not to give us your money.
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I truly think the world would be a much better place if everyone spent about 75% of their time making bad art
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Under my administration, all birds get hats, yes they do folks
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Hand embroidered hoop art of Winnie the Pooh sitting down to eat with the phrase ‘eat the rich’
I think I’m obsessed with this actually????
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Evolution, can I please return to crab more quickly please?
Crabs don’t have to worry about the rise of fascism or slightly more complicated tax returns due to freelance work
In 2025, I’d like to host a show where I interview a special guest, but…
1. Neither of us know the questions beforehand
2. The questions get progressively worse
Who should be our first guest?
Reminder: I have a new video. It's about Christmas but not really so you can still watch it
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Grandma Who Survived Great Depression Casually Drops That She Once Killed Man For Mayonnaise
Grandma Who Survived Great Depression Casually Drops That She Once Killed Man For Mayonnaise
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Illuminate event at the Botanical Gardens 📸✨️💡💖
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Credit: Yin Hao
Meteor Shower and Orion in Mongolia 🇲🇳
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South Korea fought back an attempted coup, a CEO was assassinated, Syria overthrew a dictator.
The season finale of 2024 is popping OFF.
Se7en is a Christmas movie because people talk about the Bible and Brad Pitt gets a present at the end.
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My new strategy is to see thumbnails for things that do well, and then just make videos where I can just steal those thumbnails
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The Helix Nebula captured by NASA'S Hubble space telescope
The Helix Nebula captured by NASA'S Hubble space telescope
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There it is
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Barron Trump Returns Home To Find Melania Converted Room To Unending Labyrinth Of Darkness
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#RevengeIsMyName
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I’m tired of posting to TikTok and Instagram and YouTube
If you wanna see my content, just come to my apartment, I’ll show you a video, you say “Hey, nice job 👍 “ and then leave
We’ll figure out how to monetize this later
I've been away from my dog for 24 hours and I'm starting to think our relationship may be codependent
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Political Profile: Matt Gaetz Age On Tinder: 22 -The Onion
Political Profile: Matt Gaetz
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MOVIE REVIEW:
Wicked (pt 1) is really good
If you're a fan of the musical you'll love it
If you're not familiar, you'll be like "Erm exqueeze me sauce?" But you'll still like it
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