Tanya O'Debra

I just saw a commercial selling rolls of pennies for 10 bucks a pop. Make it stop.

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Change one letter, ruin a candy:

Gerds

Truly evil. My family lived on food stamps when I was a kid, and I don’t know how we would have survived without them. Please donate to your local food pantry.

My subway station is removing the metro card machine! Noooooo!!! 😭

But also, people liked this Camel and they only stopped using him when it became illegal.

I bet if a quarter of men grew giant tumors in their balls, medicine would come up with something better than just cutting off their balls. That probably wouldn’t be satisfactory, even if they weren’t using them for procreation.

Feels like our reps should be doing something about the White House being torn down. But I guess their function is just to collect checks.

Seems like you should be doing something about it.

Love what you do, do what you love!

How many years did it take for all of you to realize that Fruit of the Loom is a play on "fruit of the womb," because it took me soooooo many.

Hi, it's me, the guy who tells you what a nice breeze that is! I've seen A LOT of breezes in my day, so I know what I'm talking about!

Weird that we're letting a lame duck president demolish the White House.

I watched a movie last night that really threw me for a loop. It was "how did this even get made" levels of bad, yet it's in a million festivals right now. And yes, it got shunted to streaming. But real people were involved. So like, real movie people, how does this shit get made?

YES!!!

Editing the hardest scene of your movie and it comes out fucking glorious is a top tier feeling.

Guess what kind of person is leading this cult?

One woman saw another woman wearing the sweater she almost wore today, so from that she gathered that we’re all the same.

I’m working at what can only be described as a cult meeting, and it’s a basically a magic powers contest in here. Right now they’re claiming to be able to see people turn invisible.

Atomic bum vacuum

I assume whatever this frog thing is will blow over, and I won’t be forced to learn what it means.

[Exit King.]

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Steve McWeen

So when do we start talking about Trump being a lame duck?

What the fucking fuck??

It is tacky for really famous people to be in TV commercials for products. Their gambling debts/boat repairs are not my problem, those roles should belong to actors like the Time To Make The Donuts guy and the actress who said "who are you calling a cootie queen you lint licker" in that Orbit ad.

What's this new thing where medical facilities want you to sign bunch of stuff before a procedure without giving you copies to read first?

And she seemed so healthy and youthful! It’s such a shock!

Literally came here to check on you. It's terrible. 💜