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Catch em all!

fish fear me. grapes want me. for no one has ever walked the path I did, seen the things I've seen, ate the grapes I've eaten. everyone's moment comes eventually, and mine is now. embrace the grapes. and then consume them. leave nothing behind. only emptiness. no fish will ever forget this.

Project Vend: Can Claude run a small shop? (And why does that matter?) In "what could possibly go wrong?" news, Anthropic and Andon Labs wired Claude 3.7 Sonnet up to a small vending machine in the Anthropic office, named it Claudius and told …

Who among us wouldn't be tempted to trick an AI vending machine into stocking tungsten cubes and then giving them away to us for free? https://simonwillison.net/2025/Jun/27/project-vend/

Simp for air fryers

Count me in :)

2 identical notifications from Drive: "You have received encrypted messages."

which one of you is trying to message me via my fucking synology drive???

the “facts” page of astrra.space with the last two sentences reading: lemons are weird but i like them the sentence above has resulted in me receiving *1* lemons so far

well, that is a sentence i never though i would add to the webpage

Вспомнил, что у меня зачем-то есть аккаунт в сосальной сети тредс.нет

Of course it’s wrong, it’s clearly 1010

Because there are tight tolerances in viewing angles I think?
And because car dealerships will try to fuck you over anytime of course

Signed!

I went to the ATproto airport and they told me "jwt signature does not match jwt issuer" bro what the fuck did I do

Dead internet theory and practice

Пицца с клубникой 🤤

A low resolution heavily zoomed in picture of my cat looking immense in his size

Fat fuck

screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question). an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question: "there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask. it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same. it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.” there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."

applying for jobs again

Вы могли подумать

Me when when I make a cryptocurrency and decide proof of work is a bad minting strategy: miners dni

Okay???

У Organic Maps точно всё хорошо?

Сообщество контрибьюторов опубликовало открытое письмо, адресованное "акционерам" Organic Maps: https://openletter.earth/open-letter-to-organic-maps-shareholders-a0bf770c

Оказалось, что за кулисами в Organic Maps происходят странные вещи, которые не согласуют с […]

Bluesky is preparing to censor things in response to government requests.

$ cat script.rs #![allow(unused)] fn main() { println!("Hello, world!"); } $ cat '[allow(unused)]' #!/bin/bash rustc "$@" -o temp && ./temp && rm temp $ ./script.rs Hello, world!

Oh my god.

"Scientists were so preoccupied..." #rustlang

OH: "Some time ago I suggested writing shell scripts in Rust. All you need to do is start the source with something like `#![allow(unused)]`, and put a file named `[allow(unused)]` next to it, which compiles and executes the passed source."

I... I'll admit, it took me a while to get this 😅

Brain cells: 1 (shared)

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А-а-а напас лавандос
А-а-а апельсиновый рай

ChatGPT deep research log showing it progressing from "I'm gathering images to demonstrate dragging an ICNS into a File Info window. This could include screenshots of IconChamp UI, icon packs, or custom Finder icons, likely found on platforms like Reddit or YouTube." to "I'm exploring clues related to anomalies, time travel, and secret organizations. Progress is steady, but more research is needed to piece everything together." The initial query was asking it how to set custom icons in MacOS.

i too get distracted as soon as i open youtube

...спасибо?

If – by some miracle! – I get to a point where my company can start hiring people, it’ll have the best demonyms in the world:

my employees will be ædgelords

and lunnatics