Nick Arvin

A thing I find interesting about American culture is that when walking into someone's home for the first time I never know if I'll be expected to take off my shoes or not. You'd think that something so basic would have some general agreement!

Pink orange sunset clouds behind naked trees in silhouette.

The gloaming of Thanksgiving eve.

So many like this ☹️

I've been enjoying it! Weird sort of conspiracy premise, alternating between dark humor and just sort of ridiculousness. Offbeat and not exactly like anything else I've seen before.

The Chair Company ep 5 was the most ridiculous, funny half hour bit of comedy I've seen in a good while.

hello darkness my old frenemy

Ah! I grew up in Michigan, brings back memories of dismal winters…

Amazing palette.

seasonal affective horror

Stout and Porter

Brilliant!

season of the kvetch

the winter of our discontent

Need a word for the season of days when you get to work while it's still dark and by the time you leave work it's already dark again.

This Wednesday, at 6 pm EST, I'll be chatting with author and flash fiction/sudden fiction editor extraordinaire about editing anthologies, his writing, and more.

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You can’t put the toothpaste back into the tube, so you go around offering it to your neighbors, but none of them want any, so then you brush your teeth 14 times in a row, and now you’re done brushing your teeth for the week.

You can’t put the toothpaste back into the tube, so you go around offering it to your neighbors, but none of them want any, so then you brush your teeth 14 times in a row, and now you’re done brushing your teeth for the week.

This whole thread is terrific, and omg these penguin eggs.

News: She turned her father into police for a double murder, but someone else close to her was charged

Actually, there's a big difference between "in to" and "into."

I'll run it by her! Find at antique and thrift stores. It takes lots and lots of work, and the market for vintage furniture is low now, so she's felt it doesn't make sense as a business proposition, and she's probably right. So, she's just been doing a few pieces for our personal use.

This! And old people have weird moods. Could be nap related.

Old ugly dresser

Fabulous like new dresser

My wife does many amazing things, and one of them is furniture restoration. Look at this insanity.

Here's the deal: If you preorder a copy of my upcoming book "Moses and the Doctor" through my publisher, Grand Central, it'll come to you with two custom-made basketball cards of Moses Malone and Dr. J. Get it before it goes on-sale on February 10 here: www.hachettebookgroup.com/grand-centra...

Rare Extinct Passenger Pigeon Display Auction A profoundly significant piece of natural and North American history, a taxidermy specimen of a Passenger Pigeon. Getting its name from the French word {ellipsis}

Taxidermied passenger pigeon available for sale 😳
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World's Largest Collection of the World's Smallest Versions of the World's Largest Things Roadside Attraction & Museum - Lucas KS, 67648 An interactive exposition devoted to roadside attractions, the Roadside Sideshow Expo in downtown Lucas features artist-built mini-monuments in the tongue-twisting World's Largest Collection of the Wo...

That reminded me of this. www.travelks.com/listing/worl...

The lamp will demand your presence until morale improves.

The lamp instructions told me that if I still feel sad I should spend more time with the lamp

I love this! I will pass it along and see what he says...

I find it really troubling! She's in her 50s.

Cute little fella, and literate!