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@connerw0309.bsky.social

16, he/him, from Indiana Autistic Poster of terrible jokes and presumed normal person. No MAGA, DMs, AI, or scammers. All opinions posted are my own.

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Latest posts by connerw0309.bsky.social on Bluesky

I've been sick with a minor cold since Sunday, so I've been making it fun by fighting it off like I'm in a Pokemon battle.

"Conner used Cough Drop! It's not very effective..."

25.11.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! I knew I wasn't imagining it!

(Weird thing is I haven't even watched that season yet... πŸ˜‚)

25.11.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Alright, #BB27 fans, my curiosity needs your assistance.

My mind will not shut up about a very vague memory where a famous singer came into the Big Brother (US version) house and performed for some of the houseguests as a reward. Has this ever actually happened and who was it?

25.11.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't care if Cirie didn't want to do The Amazing Race, one day I need to see the entire Fields family on the same show together.

Big Brother, Survivor, The Challenge, The Traitors, Jeopardy, I don't care.

Team Cirizzaige all the way. #BB27 #TAR38

24.11.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bluesky: That one app where the number one trending topic is inserting Charlie Brown into random sentences.

24.11.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have no idea what the thing people use to straighten hair is called. I wouldn't be able to use one anyway.

23.11.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I vote to evict Vince's hair straightener. #BB27

23.11.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's VINCE?

WHAT???

23.11.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I noticed people talking about Zauren for some reason.

Unrelated: Did you know that two times zero equals zero? #BB27

21.11.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In honor of Thanksgiving (early, I know), I think it would be good for #BBSky to share what they're thankful for.

Egg weasel is still alive despite The Sun losing track of him.

Half the cast has practically disappeared from the face of the Earth.

No one ever caught our Etsy Witch.

#BB27

20.11.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You know, in spite of how bad of a thing it refers to, it will never not be funny to me that "enshittification" is an actual word.

18.11.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy crap, Vince is alive! And on Twitter!

GODDAMMIT EGGMAN! IT'S BETTER ON BLUESKY! BLUESKYYY!!! #BB27

18.11.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You know Taylor Swift isn't a Big Brother fan because Rylie, Matt, and Jag don't have songs written about them yet. #BB27

18.11.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Keanu: delights his fans by cooking pigs in a blanket in his Buttler costume on stream

Matt: pours himself into a nineteen-year-old "stud" who's probably a nightmare in real life

#BB27

17.11.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

...fine.

16.11.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm happy to report that I have finally found a new hobby after #BB27: cryogenically freezing myself so that I can skip all this bullshit between now and BB28.

See y'all in nine months.

16.11.2025 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, late November. The time of year when the radio suddenly remembers who Mariah Carey is and instantly forgets everyone else.

15.11.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*narrator voice* It did not look good on there, either.

15.11.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not me almost Googling why Rachel Reilly guest starred on The Bald and the Beautiful... #BB27

14.11.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING: Vince Reboot becomes a trending topic on Bluesky as the mainstream media finally sees the appeal of a mustached weasel in an egg costume. #BB27

13.11.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or, he would be if he would actually, you know... do that already.

Hint, hint.

13.11.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Matt Hardeman is living proof that sometimes the greatest way to say something is to shut the fuck up and go away. #BB27

13.11.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I've noticed that the posts being made about the Super Mario Galaxy Movie are largely split between people going crazy over Rosalina and people going crazy over Rosalina.

12.11.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What is Big Bloomfer and how am I just now hearing about it?

11.11.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hot take:

A lot of you guys reading this probably think this was a joke.

This was not a joke. I would very much like to see a mom win a reality show for once, especially against all these other, more obvious choices for winners.

So, again... Go Donna!

11.11.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Go Travis and Jason Kelce's Mom. #TheTraitors

10.11.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Four of the men on this season's #bbau cast have terrible mustaches.

FOUR.

Ladies and gentlemen, I am done.

09.11.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Normalize disqualifying men with bad mustaches from being on Big Brother #BB27

09.11.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently the latest random thing to pop up on the #BB27 tag is... Johnny Depp.

Considering what we used to get I feel like I should be grateful.

09.11.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dear Developers of Pokemon Legends Z-A:

Shine Bright Like a Diancie was right there

And I mean RIGHT THERE-

and you still went with Gemstone instead.

Come on. That's just lazy and I am judging you.

06.11.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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