I've been sick with a minor cold since Sunday, so I've been making it fun by fighting it off like I'm in a Pokemon battle.
"Conner used Cough Drop! It's not very effective..."
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I've been sick with a minor cold since Sunday, so I've been making it fun by fighting it off like I'm in a Pokemon battle.
"Conner used Cough Drop! It's not very effective..."
Thank you! I knew I wasn't imagining it!
(Weird thing is I haven't even watched that season yet... π)
Alright, #BB27 fans, my curiosity needs your assistance.
My mind will not shut up about a very vague memory where a famous singer came into the Big Brother (US version) house and performed for some of the houseguests as a reward. Has this ever actually happened and who was it?
I don't care if Cirie didn't want to do The Amazing Race, one day I need to see the entire Fields family on the same show together.
Big Brother, Survivor, The Challenge, The Traitors, Jeopardy, I don't care.
Team Cirizzaige all the way. #BB27 #TAR38
Bluesky: That one app where the number one trending topic is inserting Charlie Brown into random sentences.
24.11.2025 03:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have no idea what the thing people use to straighten hair is called. I wouldn't be able to use one anyway.
23.11.2025 19:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I vote to evict Vince's hair straightener. #BB27
23.11.2025 19:01 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0That's VINCE?
WHAT???
I noticed people talking about Zauren for some reason.
Unrelated: Did you know that two times zero equals zero? #BB27
In honor of Thanksgiving (early, I know), I think it would be good for #BBSky to share what they're thankful for.
Egg weasel is still alive despite The Sun losing track of him.
Half the cast has practically disappeared from the face of the Earth.
No one ever caught our Etsy Witch.
#BB27
You know, in spite of how bad of a thing it refers to, it will never not be funny to me that "enshittification" is an actual word.
18.11.2025 23:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Holy crap, Vince is alive! And on Twitter!
GODDAMMIT EGGMAN! IT'S BETTER ON BLUESKY! BLUESKYYY!!! #BB27
You know Taylor Swift isn't a Big Brother fan because Rylie, Matt, and Jag don't have songs written about them yet. #BB27
18.11.2025 01:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Keanu: delights his fans by cooking pigs in a blanket in his Buttler costume on stream
Matt: pours himself into a nineteen-year-old "stud" who's probably a nightmare in real life
#BB27
...fine.
16.11.2025 13:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'm happy to report that I have finally found a new hobby after #BB27: cryogenically freezing myself so that I can skip all this bullshit between now and BB28.
See y'all in nine months.
Ah, late November. The time of year when the radio suddenly remembers who Mariah Carey is and instantly forgets everyone else.
15.11.2025 16:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*narrator voice* It did not look good on there, either.
15.11.2025 00:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not me almost Googling why Rachel Reilly guest starred on The Bald and the Beautiful... #BB27
14.11.2025 23:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0BREAKING: Vince Reboot becomes a trending topic on Bluesky as the mainstream media finally sees the appeal of a mustached weasel in an egg costume. #BB27
13.11.2025 22:45 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Or, he would be if he would actually, you know... do that already.
Hint, hint.
Matt Hardeman is living proof that sometimes the greatest way to say something is to shut the fuck up and go away. #BB27
13.11.2025 00:44 β π 13 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0I've noticed that the posts being made about the Super Mario Galaxy Movie are largely split between people going crazy over Rosalina and people going crazy over Rosalina.
12.11.2025 20:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What is Big Bloomfer and how am I just now hearing about it?
11.11.2025 22:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hot take:
A lot of you guys reading this probably think this was a joke.
This was not a joke. I would very much like to see a mom win a reality show for once, especially against all these other, more obvious choices for winners.
So, again... Go Donna!
Go Travis and Jason Kelce's Mom. #TheTraitors
10.11.2025 23:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Four of the men on this season's #bbau cast have terrible mustaches.
FOUR.
Ladies and gentlemen, I am done.
Normalize disqualifying men with bad mustaches from being on Big Brother #BB27
09.11.2025 16:10 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Apparently the latest random thing to pop up on the #BB27 tag is... Johnny Depp.
Considering what we used to get I feel like I should be grateful.
Dear Developers of Pokemon Legends Z-A:
Shine Bright Like a Diancie was right there
And I mean RIGHT THERE-
and you still went with Gemstone instead.
Come on. That's just lazy and I am judging you.