@ungapatch.bsky.social
I saw something nasty in the woodshed
Yes, I know it’s a typo. But these are still $$ per item…
11.10.2025 02:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Let’s see… I could pay $250 per caramel in this advent calendar. Or about $1.70 per naked person in @mr-bingo.bsky.social’s advent calendar. I’d choose naked.
11.10.2025 02:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Project Runway! Happy you’re back but I beg of you to end the cliffhangers. It’s a bummer sandwich. Every episode starts with sad people and ends with dissatisfaction.
23.08.2025 00:28 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ahlberg js behind so many of our favorite children’s books - The Jolly Postman, The Runaway Dinner, so many charmers www.nytimes.com/2025/08/05/b...
06.08.2025 12:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Fare thee well Colbert ☹️Hello Matlock After Dark? www.nytimes.com/2025/07/17/b...
18.07.2025 00:22 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They are 100% going to send Elon Musk to greet the aliens. We are doomed.
17.04.2025 00:49 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
19.03.2025 10:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Helly R dress without pockets
No pockets. No autonomy.
Don’t think her innie or outie has ever had pockets? #severance
Dr Mauer: Is “dream” significant in his name? “ur dream” - Original dream… Urine dream… Ur in a dream!! (Though also perfect anagram for eardrum, maybe his ruptures… ) #severance
01.03.2025 16:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Arthur from The Tick
Some of the best things come in small packages. But large things can't.
19.02.2025 07:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 02/2: “The firelight it up his diaphragm muscles as they heaved slowly in rough rhythm with the porridge.”
16.02.2025 18:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Will never look at oatmeal the same after reading Cold Comfort Farm…
1/2: “The porridge gave an ominous, leering heave; it might almost have been endowed with life, so uncannily did its movements keep pace with the human passions that throbbed above it.”
Very cool - before seeing the description, thought it was an aerial shot of a canyon
11.02.2025 01:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Was it alive??
08.02.2025 02:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Does this list sound gross? Yes. Is it gross? Absolutely. It’s also possibly one of the greatest pieces of storytelling of our times. listverse.com/2017/07/07/1...
08.02.2025 02:44 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
watch me play the part i was born to - sam the eagle - in a live stage reading of the muppet movie this coming sunday to benefit california wildfire relief! in-person tickets are sold out but the livestream is available to all!
04.02.2025 17:02 — 👍 3149 🔁 260 💬 59 📌 14
Who is getting tickets as soon as possible? Mee-mee-mee-mee
Tickets are here, click to upcoming livestreams:
www.dynastytypewriter.com/upcoming-liv...
It’s three things, duh. Noodles, butter, salt.
30.01.2025 23:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Maybe Happy Ending scene with the bag
Was driving me bonkers trying to figure out what the yellow bag said in the (magical) Maybe Happy Ending… PSA for anyone else: “SJF: Seoul Jazz Festival 2038” (or some other year). Initially thought it said OOF but that’s just 2025 vibe…
25.01.2025 15:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I see blood people…
05.10.2023 15:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Cookie with icing eyes
SCRUNGLY
Am I last to learn this word? (My son used when I sent this cookie)
“used mostly to describe an animal that’s cute, but a little off-putting in some way”
Watching the Hotel Inspector on YouTube, and I’m now convinced of two things: (1) I could totally run a British b&b. And (2) People who think they can run a British b&b shouldn’t.
30.08.2023 17:57 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
