Some things still stick out for meβlike how I'd come out of confession and be told to say X number of Hail Marys.
So I'd start off with 'Hail Mary, full of grace, 40 chickens in a race.'
I'm still shaking my head that my First Communion made me a l'il bride of Christ.
Worst husband ever.
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My late mother's terror of lilacs inside the house made her hystericalβshe also had this weird fear of purple and refused to wear that colour - I've since learned that, in the Catholic Church, funeral vestments are purple. That's my bit of weirdness for tonight.
PS: I wear a lot of purple.
05.03.2026 23:51 β
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05.03.2026 23:04 β
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Get your sharpies out!
05.03.2026 20:53 β
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Spring peepers are coming!
05.03.2026 19:40 β
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05.03.2026 13:56 β
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You nailed it, Bill.
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But what about his inherited bone spurs?
05.03.2026 13:49 β
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05.03.2026 12:49 β
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This cow is so proud of killing an innocent puppy. Someone needs to give her a dose of her own medicine. Useless, stupid, and arrogant.
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05.03.2026 12:52 β
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Thanks, North Bay Ted!
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Good one, Cajun!
04.03.2026 21:47 β
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Look no further than today's gas prices. That affects everything, including transportation of food and other goods.
04.03.2026 21:46 β
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And pushing women and children into the water to have a lifeboat for himself.
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Divert, divert, divert is the mantra of this monster.
04.03.2026 21:42 β
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President Pedophile needs a ride to the bottom of the ocean.
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The truth of the matter.
04.03.2026 21:38 β
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That stupid fat fuck thinks every country in the world should roll over for America.
Fuck MAGA America and all its filth.
04.03.2026 13:53 β
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Our Premier, Dim Phewston, is a Conservative twit.
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03.03.2026 21:31 β
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Tillis to Noem: "A 14 month old dog is basically a teenager in dog years. You decided to kill that dog bc you hadn't invested the appropriate training, then you have the audacity to write a book & say it's a leadership lesson! ... Those are bad decisions not unlike what happened in Minneapolis"
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That's why there's a 'Bored of Peace'.
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And the crunchy MAGA moms will get a cool purple medal.
03.03.2026 13:33 β
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Thank you,Annette! π
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Hahahahahaha!!!
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