Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu)

get equipped with link friend

Can you do that thing where you ban me, then bring me back, & everyone loves me even more & I'm a hero? I have what the kids call a scam. Make it over something crazy like this post. But don't say I listen to the Beatles. Please, what🅱️ver you do, don't tell people I listen to the Beatles.

His sign better be a billboard.

a dog is sitting down and looking at the camera . Alt: a dog is sitting down and looking at the camera .

All gay ratios start at 31/69

Growing up, I thought I'd have more problems that started with the phrase "Just sign here."

Imagine someone you're attracted to being attracted to you.

I ate too many fancy taco

Average bluesky user: No. No, it didn't. That never happened. First of all...

Be gentle. I've never been suspended before.

drawing of a card pack titled "wow! Cards! Vol 2" with a :3 face

go ahead pull a card, I dare u

Anyone claiming to be 100% straight isn't lying to you. They're lying to themselves.

Gary Gumdrops, I presume.

Boarders are for kingdoms.

Mice will get into your pants. Yes, they will. Yes. Run right up your leg.

The fancy taco place is doing half-price tacos, so guess who just bought 25 bucks worth of half-price fancy tacos? This ghost, that's who.

See the dude with the hat but backward? You know he fucks.

A large group of DILFs is called a "bath house"

Cat is banned from my room so now she's saying swear words like 'nyalwowoa'

This happened under Biden.

I need y’all to stop pretending like this is just a Team Red issue.

Holy SHIT

Have you seen the video of the car in Chicago ramming into an ICE truck and pushing it off the road yet??

I was supposed to do other shopping yesterday for a window fan & facial jewelry, but I bought drugs instead. Oh well... next day off, I suppose.

They have a lot to live up to.

For Halloween, Bluesky is gonna be a ghost town.

that pizza was so disappointing

i wanna hit ppl

hey, thanks for following, you will regret it

Liking my posts count towards carbon offsets & community services.

I'm such a treasure

I love my Woodsy the hugging tree doll made of 100 shredded down trees. That's the Wood Museum's GuarWOODtee®

Now museum. Now you don't.
*poof*
(Turns the woods into a wood museum/cemetery)

Holy hot damn I love girl shit like this. Idk why. So damn cuuuuuute!