Ghost Lulu (bird mode)

A man with glasses smiling maniacally while holding his index finger and thumb in a pinching position in front of his right eye.

I’m crushing the part of your head that is being mean to yourself. I’m crushing the part of you that gives you no grace. I’m crushing your self deprecating head.”

Slow the fuck down I'm trying to get all this. I have a paper due... um... DAMNIT!

A map showing the shift in the popularity of the words "soda", "pop", and "coke" from 1947 to 2024 Pop used to to dominate the entire midwest and northwest and coke the entire south, but "soda" is now dominating most of the US

we are winning the war against "pop" and "coke"

Got 2 of those.

Too much money

Swiss? Eww...

jansky2300.bsky.social @jansky2300.bsky.so... • 1d She hasn't been bothering us. Maybe should do the same for her. 46 •.. Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social • 1h I haven't been bothering anyone, does that mean! can drink and drive? Awesome! 2 ••• bbe Stephanie @forest-elf.com • 1h - Joined Feb '25 No...but it does mean that plastering it all over social media might not be of highest priority right now. 2 24 orsonyells.bsky.social @orsonyells.bsky.soc... • 17m Joined Dec '24 You want news outlets to hide literal crimes? Wtf..

Should the media destroy a celebrity’s life (again) because they’re going through some shit (again)? A measured debate of equally valid arguments

Purrl & Stellaluna are balance & harmony.
🤍☯️🖤

Me, preparing to post on Bluesky:

That was one big boofing dab I tell you.

I gotta teach you how to aim them. Like a sniper.

That's fancier than no 'puter.

I'd have to start from the beginning, too. & I've got more backlog than an unsuccessful lumberjack.

a cartoon character in a tuxedo is holding a pie in front of his face Alt: a cartoon character in a tuxedo is holding a pie in front of his face

Food 𝑰𝑺 art

kamala with poopy in her brain bc of vowing to have the most lethal fighting force and winning over absolutely no one. also she farded

kamala has poop for brains

You own one of those fancy 'puters?

I've been on a dead cells kick for a minute now, but everyone playing StS2 makes me wanna go back & see if I can legit beat the 1st one.

I don't like playing the tushie tuba either, but this woman deserved worse. Fuck her olfactory.

Play with it? I don't have any 2 player games they'd be good at just Jack box & they don't have cellphones though.

Do you make me 🎶Wₕᵢₛₜₗₑ wₕᵢₛₜₗₑ🎵 or boo?

I hope you farted on the way out.

But I gotta like.... edit & shop a photo now? Ugh... I wanna smoke this weed & play video games while I pal around with you japers.

When Garfield eats a lasagna he also ships Nermal to Abu Dabbi, puuuuuraise him!😇🙏🏽

So, does anybody want to play Parcheesi?

I'll give you anything you want. Just, please, don't kill me.

She has crap for brains.

Aww man... can I go back and say "puuuuraise him" ?

No one cares if I say a damn thing about anybody. I'm too lil.

When Garfield eats a lasagna he also ships Nermal to Abu dabbi, praise him. 😇🙏🏽