Ghost Lulu (bird mode)

People don't know I'm part parrot part parrot.

getting so excited for later
(gonna clean my bong)

Oh my Godbitch! Why tf fuck isn't anyone paying?! Where are my digit removing pruners?

I'm never coming out to my family that I'm a bird ghost ghost bird on the internet. They'd be too supportive & I wouldn't have any material.

Ha! Now I know the color! Now I just gotta eat the right stuff! Like cub cadet yellow paint.

She deserves two breakfast!

Juliet, impatient

She wants breakfast

Imma try & match the color.

I don't get this. Sorry. Would you like for me to shit on your car again?

It's called a soda fountain. Not a ✌🏽✊🏽✌🏽pop✌🏽✊🏽✌🏽 fountain, you fuckers.

I am saying there's a moist pink sock trying to escape my ass that when I try to put pack shoots mucus like a broken soda fountain.

But I want them to question it so I can yell at them & get a raise. The whole plan is to get a raise. Little picture, Jesse. & suing them won't work. They don't have enough money for that because they spent it all on good lawyers.

Yeah, me neither, IMHO. You see, I just got Rio as a moot recently & I don't wanna upset her.

More customers should be exactly you. Then, everyone would have Lamborghinis. All World problems solved.

It's ok. People I talk to on the phone also think I'm a lady person.

You think if I call off work saying as serious as possible "my butt is inside out" they'll question it?

That was so long ago.............................. omg....................... jeez................................
*bong noises*
Ha yeah I 'member that.

I'm just sitting in bed in my jammies eating candy like I don't have to be at work in an hour. Maybe I should smoke weed.

Imma charge you another $10. Not because of your reply but because how long you've been interacting with FGB indirectly. Not my rules. Just the rules I wrote on the box.

See what I'm saying, FGB?
You = Lamborghini
Them = sells GTA6 to an 8 year old.

Your posts are too high quality for any of these slugs to comprehend & appreciate.
You're a Lamborghini & everyone here works for doordash.

Ok. Interaction complete. Please deposit $10 for your FGB experience.
*points at deposit box opening*

Ok. Interaction complete. Please deposit $10 for your FGB experience.
*points at deposit box opening*

I do you a favor & this is how I'm repaid? That's it...

Ok. Interaction complete. Please deposit $10 for your FGB experience.
*points at deposit box opening*

No, thank you. I hate jelly beans. They're a lie & gross. Unless it's jelly belly & those are more like gummies with a candy shell. & still... I'd pick 97% of existing candy over a jelly bean. & they're so boomer coded.

I think I'm gonna clipboard this response. You need to get paid for your services.

Omg how can anyone eat all that?

Skip's basement

Ninja kid with sausage nunchucks

oh i have a whole folder devoted to this