Semi-sentient dog fighting.
06.03.2026 11:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Semi-sentient dog fighting.
06.03.2026 11:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0a hotdog in every hand
06.03.2026 06:24 β π 74 π 19 π¬ 11 π 1I'm really happy to see you posting, if that helps.
06.03.2026 11:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love to be with intelligent women.
06.03.2026 07:00 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Makes good financial sense.
06.03.2026 07:00 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0bugs bunny ass recently kicked saying Of course you realise... This means war.
06.03.2026 04:28 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0rainbow lisa frank art of a unicorn flying over a moon. words over top that say THE OLD WORLD IS DYING THE NEW WORLD STRUGGLES TO BE BORN NOW IS THE TIME OF MONSTERS
06.03.2026 05:08 β π 16 π 4 π¬ 3 π 0black and white art of sleepy looking eyes over the horizon. in the center it says THE DAWN IS YOUR ENEMY
06.03.2026 05:19 β π 8 π 2 π¬ 2 π 3pink haired fairy reading a book with βοΈ on the cover standing beside a bookcase labeled ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS SECTION
06.03.2026 06:17 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 1Smart is so sexy.
06.03.2026 07:30 β π 5 π 4 π¬ 0 π 1Good advice.
06.03.2026 07:30 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Did you ask for no public hair? Can I see your receipt?
06.03.2026 11:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm giving this whole thing as a promotional expense.
06.03.2026 09:00 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0...and it could just get me so horny.
06.03.2026 09:00 β π 6 π 3 π¬ 0 π 2Starting a realtor that sells pizza, calling it HomeSlice.
06.03.2026 11:30 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah... well... *sobs uncontrollably*
06.03.2026 11:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ok did it.
06.03.2026 11:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0She has beautiful hair
06.03.2026 11:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βFemboy hootersβ has intense proxy pro-Marxist vibes.
06.03.2026 11:06 β π 31 π 10 π¬ 0 π 0Floppy sloppy worm
06.03.2026 11:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
*Puts on the thing wrestlers do to keep from getting cauliflower ear*
*starts to stretch*
Are you challenging me?
Sleep is something that constantly evades my grasp as well.
06.03.2026 05:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Imma play this game I play a lot where I look through π ±οΈideo games to buy, ready to make a purchase, & my indecisiveness has other plans.
06.03.2026 05:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's nice to have hobbies & interest. I, for one, could use more hobbies other than bluesky shitposting & the occasional π ±οΈideo game.
06.03.2026 05:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Leeeeeeeeeeroyyyyyyyy...
06.03.2026 05:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Damn I'm fucking LAAAAAAAAAATE as af fuck.
06.03.2026 05:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh well but like... sleep's for suckers, so...
06.03.2026 05:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I also have a great fondness for them. Not in the style in which you like them, but still. They are quite... scrumptious.
06.03.2026 05:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0