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SNL's Weekend Update host Colin Jost besides a screenshot of a ProPublica headline that reads: "Firm Tied to Kristi Noem Secretly Got Money From $220 Million DHS Ad Contracts." Below the text is an image of Noem in a cowboy hat riding a horse, against the backdrop of Mount Rushmore.

Did you catch a mention of ProPublica's reporting on "SNL" Weekend Update last night? 👀

Read the full investigation here: https://propub.li/4bhyCXX

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There's a fundamental disconnect when someone who claims to be a "true christian" also believes that Jesus is the antichrist

At least that's what they say when you quote Jesus from the Bible

Reverend Jesse Jackson called on each of us to be heralds of change, to be messengers of hope; to step forward and say “Send me” wherever we have a chance to make an impact.

How fortunate we were that Jesse Jackson answered that call. What a great debt we owe to him.

The lack of media coverage about the bombing of the girls elementary schools is shocking.

I volunteer a tangerine tyrant as tribute

What does he mean "fellow democrats"? He's not a dem, he just forgot to change his party affiliation on paper, he's a repub through and through

No no, it'll be great, he'll get into a fight with Hegseth and they'll both be taken out in their grand stupidity, they could stream it for free on YouTube /s

Was this the House or Senate? I thank you for saitating my curiosity in advance✌️💚😁

Trump is not protecting elections. He is trying to rig who can participate. SAVE would force citizens to dig up documents again and again and lets DHS meddle with voter rolls. Call your senators today. Keep this bill off the floor ＆ vote no on any attempt to revive it. #SaveActTaxesVoters

Actively taking a repub out of congress, effectively reducing your small majority in that particular house of congress, seems a lot stupid, carry on president turd

Personally I'd say it's more like shitting your pants then making someone else go home and change their shirt, but that's just me

It's one month until my birthday

I'll be 42

My list is as follows:
One small piece of chocolate cake
A fun dinner with my husband and kids
His obit
Fun time with my husband
A good laugh

I don't think that's too much to ask

This feels like very 90's if I'm being completely honest

I know he's a blowhard, but if that truly was the case, then maybe we shouldn't have interfered in their country 47 years ago like we are today

Not all words go together Marky

Not only do we realize it, it's the whole point

I overheard a debate between 2 people yesterday

One was saying how if someone is anti capitalism they can't participate in capitalism

The other was saying that you can be anti capitalist but you have to, in the US at least, participate in capitalism

Ironically we were all at the mall😂

My husband's boss put him on the schedule for only today

So we are sitting there freaking out, trying to figure out if he was put on the schedule to be fired, or if it was something to do with Serve Safe

A computer glitch made me shit bricks my friends, it gave someone 72 hours and my husband 8😨

That and the fact that there seemed to be only a few sane Kennedys, the rest were bat shit crazy, like his granddad

But they said he was “The peace president.” 🥴

Disappointed yet again this beautiful morning

No big beautiful obit

But sunshine and nice temps, I'll take it

This time

Well, at least where I'm at, ground beef is much cheaper than liver, also not super available, so bro is full of shit, but he's a Kennedy, so there's that

When a corporation actually works the way it was intended

I won't be watching the failing of the union address tonight.

Not only have I not watched one since I was a teenager (didn't have control of the TV, bummer), but I don't have TV, no satellite, streaming services, or antenna

It's not like he was going to say anything coherent anyway

I like U.S. Senate candidates who don’t cut and paste their policies from other candidates’ websites from other states.

This rundown of Jasmine Crockett’s original, Texas specific policies is exactly what doing your own homework actually looks like.

My birthday is only a month and 6 days away

There's only one thing I want

A particular obituary

I would celebrate so hard

For the first time since I was much much younger, I decided to try working out without the torture device of a bra.

Bad idea

Super bad idea

The ol baggies are hurting rn, and that's after stopping after the first exercise and putting one on

Oh, boy am I gonna be sore in a new and exciting way

The noble legacy of genocide and theft?