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Hey there weirdos of today and robots of tomorrow! Name's Clark, geeky giraffe, crazy cartoonist, autistic weirdo, and absurd optimist! If you're looking for wacky cartoon shenanigans or somebody to commission, you've come to the right place!

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If not Figment, then why Figment shaped? XP

03.03.2026 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Figment Cartoon Comes to Life! πŸ–ŠοΈπŸ’œ | How NOT To Draw | @disneychannelanimation
YouTube video by Disney Channel Animation Figment Cartoon Comes to Life! πŸ–ŠοΈπŸ’œ | How NOT To Draw | @disneychannelanimation

How the heck did Figment get a plane?
Also, did you know his VA in this short is the same as Gambit's from X-Men '97? "The name's Figment. Remember it!"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJeR...

03.03.2026 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You and me both. You and me both...
They were the only band I closely followed until friends got me into Ninja Sex Party.

23.02.2026 08:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As someone who's trying out his first Zelda game (it being Ocarina of Time as well), the lack of a jump button kinduv' irritates me. Apparently Link just does that automatically, but like, I wanna be able to control that myself. Gimme back the power!

23.02.2026 08:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I don't say any of this to disrespect the director. Superman was an awesome movie! But no, I just don't believe this. Santa exists and the Man of Tomorrow believes in him. No logic you present me will change my mind.

22.02.2026 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Heck, everything about Santa can be explained via DC logic. The North Pole is hidden like Themyscira, the reindeer can somehow tap into the speed force, elves have Zatanna-levels of magic, and there's no shortage of immortal characters wandering around the world. So why not Santa?

22.02.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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For crying out loud James, this is a SUPERHERO universe. Putting aside one's personal thoughts on the festive fatman, this is all bullshit nonsense anyway. Lest we forget that your own movie featured a guy who could transform into an element and an alien dog with superpowers.

22.02.2026 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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And if your response is that episode also affirmed there's no Santa in the DC Universe, my response is: Yeah, and it's the dumbest part of the episode. This conversation is happening between two aliens while the Flash teams up with an albino gorilla with an advanced IQ. And SANTA is unrealistic?

22.02.2026 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Or heck, as many other people have pointed out across social media, there's that episode of Justice League called "Comfort and Joy". Even angry Timmverse Superman believes.

22.02.2026 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm sorry, but with all due respect to James Gunn; really? That's just dumb. First of all, for someone so adamant for staying true to the heart of the source material, ya' seemed to have missed a few details.

22.02.2026 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean hey, if you're gonna be inspired by any point and click games, they might as well be Humungous! ones. I used to play their Blues Clues titles all the time when I was younger. Such fun memories. ^^

20.02.2026 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bob Iger leaving Disney, Phil Spencer exiting Microsoft, did a bunch of executives get together and decide February was the best time to peace out? What do they know that we don't!?

20.02.2026 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Woke up this morning and heard about what's happening to Christy Carlson Romano, the voice behind one of my all-time favorite leading ladies. Y'know what I thought? She kicked the asses of so many villains, she can conquer this too!

Sorry for how crude this looks, drew this in my journal.

19.02.2026 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Birthday to my bud, @deathrayosunshine.bsky.social! Don't bother asking what she is. All I know for sure is that it's cute, demented, and loves chocolate ice cream!

13.02.2026 08:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s that? Sony absolutely refusing to learn from their mistakes? Well, who could’a guessed…

13.02.2026 07:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I NEED THIS BOOK AND I NEED IT NOW! I thought the Aang movie coming out this year was gonna be my most anticipated 2026 release. Nah, Paramount spoiled the fun and the Bad Girls Coven is back!

13.02.2026 07:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So a few years ago my Discord account got hacked. Y'wanna know what management did to help me? Bupkis. Nothing. Crickets. Just keep that in mind as they implement this dumbass new policy. It's annoying with Instagram and it's annoying here.

09.02.2026 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*Doc Who
Seriously @bsky.app, let me go back and fix this typo!!

09.02.2026 10:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NO @voidyartdroid.bsky.social! I will never sleep!!

09.02.2026 10:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you see this, quote a robot that Ian from Star Wars, Trek, Dic Who, or Transformers.

Pfff, too easy. Heck, I’ll give ya two!

09.02.2026 10:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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Saura meets a new friend, a refuge from a time since past. And I ain't talking the Cretaceous. So long, Dinosaur. You were always my favorite part of Disney's Animal Kingdom.

09.02.2026 09:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Huh. Bugs Bunny is trending. First B-Movies, now this? BlueSky, you rock!

04.02.2026 08:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, is this a point and click game? Aw heck yeah, I freak'n love those!

30.01.2026 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can confirm. XD

18.01.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Such a dumb name. Makes it sound like a puberty thing more than a super power.

18.01.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry for how blurry the photo is, BTW. This was a quick edit in Illustrator and Google didn't have any better images. Ah well, what's important is the message.

Also, thumbs up to anybody who remembers and loves Dinosaur!

17.01.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Disney can delete the post, but they can't delete us! Repost with your own quote.
#disneythreads

17.01.2026 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve only read his Ultimate Spider-Man run, which is spectacular BTW. I do wanna check out AVA.

17.01.2026 07:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it not supposed to?

16.01.2026 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't mention it. ^^

16.01.2026 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0