Smol

"Well time to do the official cleaning of the night"

"What were you doing before?"

"...... cleaning the gunk out of the floorboards of the games......"

"Ah so still cleaning!"

Yeeees. Clean all shift. Do it. We have specific papers for specific games but the floors be NASTY.

It's definitely the plague month, last month at the end I had gotten sick (and pushed through in maybe a week?) but everyone is getting HIT with it. Working with the public never helps in that regard, but money is money.

Still thinking about how like. I got employee of the month the same day my coworker was like "Yeah so i think i have pneumonia" Like SIR HELLO? WHY ARE YOU HERE WHY HAVE YOU BEEN SICK AT WORK???

Realizing me going "Y'all ready for this???" is my version of Leroy Jenkins lol.

I felt bad for saying it in the middle of magic because my friend KNEW that I was gonna pull some shit considering he'd seen it in video games lol

what if we kissed and went to bed early

Being delusional but also self aware is annoying cause like it's like

Dawg i know its not gonna happen

then it's like wellllll

haha jk unless,,,,,

Then im out here manifesting at 3am lol

I want whatever Celestine and Greyfax have cause damn,,, our martyred lady was too good

As unofficial town sorcerer, I'm sending out a mild, almost ineffective charm that will make you discover a new flavor that you enjoy.

Definitely glitter pink. They had to joke about it with dangan ronpa cause they didn't want people to know the truth!!!

I really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree.

Will say the really funny thing is I got the award with zipties and a cotter pin holding my pants together

I've been super stressed and worried that I was gonna get fired.........

Turns out I got employee of the month and all the managers could tell I was gone for a week :D

Draw over meme of my raven oc staring at the camera with the caption "I left you shiny things plz respond"

drink the coffee.
absorb the coffee into your very being.
become the coffee

a man standing outside taking a selfie captioned “keep me in your thoughts today I have to go to work even though I am sooo sleepy and beautiful and fun to be around”

😔

When times get hard, just remember

Can we make out under the Mothman statue?

if boyfriends really loved their girlfriends they'd let us bite them whenever we want 🙄

$200 in groceries later and I’m eating shredded cheese straight from the bag over the sink.

🥼lap pillow

“But there is one thing that I can do all by myself.”

“What is that?” asked Frog.

“I can go home,” said Toad. “Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.”

it should be illegal to be this sleepy

girls don't want boys girls want mashed potatoes

what if we made out like bandits

its kinda awesome that girls can kiss and have sex. top 10 epic things for realsies

Can the gooey come back? I miss that bit of time

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I stayed almost an hour after work which normally doesn't happen (usually close). I wouldn't have had such an issue but sleep deprivation and hungerrr

I forgot it was veterans day and like,,,, people got no work and school wtf busy busy