TLDR Jack

Get in the bin

Can you abandon captioning parliament or whatever, and just work for us to subtitle our videos with an alternative gen-z translation

And like something people would happily pay for

Last night I had a dream that TLDR did a live show (like in a theatre) for the first time

It was so stressful that throughout the dream basically everyone in the company quit

I kinda wanted to do a live show before, but I fear this was a premonition

(I genuinely did laugh a lot and had a joyous time, despite the best efforts of the Lingfield brand to mess with me)

Imagine going to a novelty cowboy themed restaurant your whole childhood

Then imagine forcing your friends to go to a different branch of said restaurant each year

Then imagine it turns out all the other ones, besides the one in your hometown, suck

I had a lovely evening

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Wait, Jan. Do you also work for The Verge?

You're not allowed two jobs.

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We spent a good half hour debating who should get the window seat.

I've never been happier to lose.

Reader, I'm in the room with Ant and this is accurate

Pinch punch first of the month @likethebug.co.uk

I'd like you to point out which part of this is wrong?

OH AS IF

LITERALLY OLLY SAID I GUARANTEE YOU'LL GET A SARKY RESPONSE FROM ANT

GET IN THE BIN

I was BLOWN AWAY by how much this stain on the table looked like Antarcitca

Noone with me cares

I cannot believe it and I'm so impressed I immediately spotted it

SPOILERS.

Errrm, thanks YouTube?

Maybe about 5 years late, but lovely to get a congratulatory email

Before or after the traiors this evening?

I think I maybe did it, I made a whole pitch deck

Submitting into evidence The Hat

If this isn't Josh Gill I'll eat my hat

I can 100% guarantee Ben would take that as a compliment hahah

I needed to make a Peacock account to watch Traitors US

Nord have neither approved this, nor sponsored us in like 2 years

The link does still work through as I used it yesterday

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Why though

And I love ticking off new countries

I HAVE PROOF

To be clear, my proposition is that it would be barely 40% documentary and majority just travel show finding out if Greenland worth having

Today I tried to convince the team that we should go to Greenland for a video

I just wanna know why Trump wants it

Like sure, it's got resources and all that (we released a video about that today) but I wanna know if it's a fun place to hang out, what's the food like. What's the big deal?

You simply cannot defend your continued use of twitter/X. Whatever romanticised view you have of it helping you make connections is dead, that site doesn’t exist anymore. Any advert targeted at you on there is paying for this to continue.

I have never been more proud of you

Have a champagne flute of Bepis to celebrate