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๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ”ถ 30 โ€ข Manchester ๐Ÿ Writer with perpetual writerโ€™s block ๐Ÿ“š

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But us guys with a thing for facial hair need to see it all the time ๐Ÿ˜ช

30.10.2025 10:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a family sitting around a table with the words " i also am curious about that " ALT: a cartoon of a family sitting around a table with the words " i also am curious about that "

Omg same

30.10.2025 09:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This scene was my favourite x

30.10.2025 08:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am going to the PT tonight so I think this counts for both of us. Put your feet up babes! x

29.10.2025 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks good!! ๐Ÿ˜

29.10.2025 10:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love the blue ones! x

29.10.2025 10:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It will be brutal and savage. I am not one to easily forgive nor to forget. Was gonna cook him a nice meal tonight but he can cook insteadโ€ฆ

29.10.2025 09:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s right rub it in!! ๐Ÿ˜ช

He bought me a bag of Maltesers to make it up to me though. Slowly but surely the world is healing x

29.10.2025 09:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s worth it for me to have a nice mug to drink from believe me x

29.10.2025 09:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OH RICH. We have all been there and Iโ€™ve had to do the same so I sympathise. But this was an intentional page one re-write on The Boyfriendโ€™s behalf and he deserves to be punished for it.

You wouldnโ€™t believe the smile he came in with. He knew exactly what he had done to me.

29.10.2025 09:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Royal Mail are on my shit list anyway as theyโ€™ve not yet delivered my Halloween costume.

Risk it anyway!!

29.10.2025 08:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love this mug! Need!! x

29.10.2025 08:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wear caps regularly on Teams calls because I have woken up only five minutes prior. I get this.

29.10.2025 07:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We can only hope ๐Ÿฅบ

29.10.2025 07:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s something to play with.

Itโ€™s something to enjoy.

Itโ€™s something cosy.

Itโ€™s something hot.

I can go onโ€ฆ but facial and body hair on men ๐Ÿฅต

29.10.2025 07:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For the record: this is a joke. Five years together, a mortgage, a dog and two cats ainโ€™t going down the drain just cos he ruined my Tuesday evening

29.10.2025 07:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh Iโ€™m only being a spoilt brat and joking but honestly I need hair on my men to live a prosperous life

29.10.2025 07:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Boyfriend has shaved his beard.

He said, โ€œI fancied a change.โ€

I replied, โ€œI donโ€™t fancy this change.โ€

Chat am I being unreasonable or has he destroyed my happy little world?

29.10.2025 07:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Timothy Dalton on the phone at the end of TLD's PTS

Timothy Dalton on the phone at the end of TLD's PTS

If you're in the UK, don't forget to put your clocks back by one hour tonight. And if you're observing The Living Daylights Saving Time: "Better make that two."

25.10.2025 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THIS

25.10.2025 11:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Off to the Ivy in Manchester today where I intend to slip comfortably into a food coma x

25.10.2025 08:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, look whoโ€™s talkinโ€™! Thank you x

25.10.2025 08:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Far too kind thank you ๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿฅฐ

23.10.2025 12:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thank you ๐Ÿฅน but Iโ€™m afraid the man wearing it liedโ€ฆ itโ€™s actually Primark

23.10.2025 12:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why thank you darlinโ€™!

23.10.2025 12:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The jumper?? Ikr. Marks and Sparks!

23.10.2025 12:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing glasses and a jacket with the words you look stunning ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a jacket with the words you look stunning
23.10.2025 11:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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harry potter says we 'll take the lot in a movie scene ALT: harry potter says we 'll take the lot in a movie scene
23.10.2025 10:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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SWEATER WEATHER.

23.10.2025 08:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shuffle was on point! ๐Ÿ•บ

22.10.2025 05:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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