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πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ 30 β€’ Manchester 🐝 Writer with perpetual writer’s block πŸ“š Liberal πŸ”Ά

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If Richmond was an actual team, I’d be an actual football fan…

07.03.2026 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg hi

07.03.2026 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ughhhhhh I’m drunk send help or flirtations xoxox

07.03.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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If these people are found to be working for a foreign power, Keir Starmer will be personally responsible. Whereas when a senior Reform colleague is jailed for ten years for taking bribes from Russia, that is nothing to do with me.

04.03.2026 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 486    πŸ” 130    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1

That’s almost a Tesco meal deal, and I already have a Clubcard to get it cheaper - I cannae complain at that x

04.03.2026 08:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll take one for the team and marry you, Jack. Hope that dowry is ready!

04.03.2026 07:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am dining in the same restaurant as Marco Pierre White.

Life completed.

28.02.2026 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well that FIFA Peace Prize is certainly in question now #Trump #Iran #Israel

28.02.2026 07:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The sad Oompah Loompah.

The sad Oompah Loompah.

Happy Willy Wonka Experience Anniversary to all who are celebrating.

24.02.2026 10:04 β€” πŸ‘ 6221    πŸ” 2207    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 148
r/analytics
β€’ IOh
We just found out our AI has been making up
analytics data for 3 months and I'm gonna
throw up.
Support
So we've been using an Al agent since November to
answer leadership questions about metrics. It seemed
amazing at first fast answers, detailed explanations,
everyone loved it.
I just found out it's been hallucinating numbers this
entire time.
Our VP of sales made territory decisions based on
data that didn't exist. Our CFO showed the board a
deck with fake insights. The Al was just inventing
plausible sounding percentages.
I only caught it by accident when someone asked me
to double check something. I started digging, and
holy shit, it's bad.

r/analytics β€’ IOh We just found out our AI has been making up analytics data for 3 months and I'm gonna throw up. Support So we've been using an Al agent since November to answer leadership questions about metrics. It seemed amazing at first fast answers, detailed explanations, everyone loved it. I just found out it's been hallucinating numbers this entire time. Our VP of sales made territory decisions based on data that didn't exist. Our CFO showed the board a deck with fake insights. The Al was just inventing plausible sounding percentages. I only caught it by accident when someone asked me to double check something. I started digging, and holy shit, it's bad.

lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard

14.02.2026 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 20263    πŸ” 5286    πŸ’¬ 416    πŸ“Œ 1228
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Robert Duvall has passed away at the age of 95

16.02.2026 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1138    πŸ” 308    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 205

There’s no better feeling that sticking that out of office on 🀀

16.02.2026 11:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today is a working from bed day πŸ₯±πŸ«©

16.02.2026 10:08 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What an absolute fucking grifter

15.02.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you Joey πŸ₯Ή

11.02.2026 08:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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11.02.2026 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Awh shucks πŸ‘‰πŸΌπŸ‘ˆπŸ» x

11.02.2026 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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It isn't just Starmer's weakness we're seeing, it's the Labour Party's The Mandelson affair is a fit of madness, the latest of many

NEW SUBSTACK: Two things can be true at once. Unless Starmer has misled anyone, it would be madness to resign over Mandelson. It's also true the way his strategy and the way he's done the job has led him, inevitably, to the moment he is in.

goodallandgoodluck.substack.com/p/it-isnt-ju...

09.02.2026 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 290    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 2
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Watched my first SuperBowl last night! Actually enjoyed it a lot more than I thought I would… Go Seahawks! πŸ¦…

FYI: Only support the Seahawks cos of my main man Frasier x

09.02.2026 08:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ur da sells Avon if you do this x

08.02.2026 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ˜ͺ

08.02.2026 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gladys Mae West obituary: mathematician who pioneered GPS technology She made key contributions to US cold-war science despite facing huge barriers as a Black woman.

No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientistβ€”because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition.

Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...

06.02.2026 09:09 β€” πŸ‘ 47151    πŸ” 19328    πŸ’¬ 1352    πŸ“Œ 795

He’s 19 in May πŸ₯Ή

06.02.2026 06:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And then for an obscure one who may be interesting: Lord Grenville who led the "Ministry of All the Talents," which abolished the slave trade!

05.02.2026 09:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lord Liverpool
Robert Peel
Lord Melbourne
!

05.02.2026 09:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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My first born 😽

04.02.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How in holy fuck is 2017 9 (NINE) years ago

2020 and COVID was only two months ago right???

04.02.2026 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve just started rewatching it.

I’m LOVING A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms so much. It has so much heart and humour. But I just wish I could rate it!!

03.02.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely season! You get shows like Game of Thrones where it’s 7 seasons of brilliance and then the last season is just dreadful 🫠

03.02.2026 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I kinda wish you could rate television series on Letterboxd

03.02.2026 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0